Chapter 009 Joke.Is.On.You, Batman

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On the spaceship, in the medical cabin.

Dane beckons Clark to place Jason and his mother on the operating table.

He placed his palm on top of Jason's body, and a beam of light radiated downward from his palm, revealing internal organs as if seen through.

"Multiple broken collarbones, ribs, and shoulder blades, and one bone pierced a lung."

"It's a miracle that he's still alive."

He thought about it, made a gesture with his hands, and a spell hit Jason, and he finally stopped laughing.

The "Dispelling Abnormal Status Curse" seems to be able to eliminate the nerve gas of laughing gas, so it's easy to handle.

Thanks again for "The Wisdom of Solomon", really useful.

He used the same spell to remove the laughing gas from Jason's mother, and when he was done he yelled into the air:

"Cortana, get ready to give them orthopedic surgery."

"Okay, Dane."

Clark stared at him blankly: "Cortana?"

"I named it for her, how about it?"

"Can you still name the AI?"

"How strange..."

Clark asked suspiciously, "When did you become so familiar?"

"Just today, when Cortana taught me."

"Oh, she is really smart, Kryptonians have a very high level of artificial intelligence technology!"

"Thank you for the compliment, Dane."

"You're welcome."

Clark looked at Dane on his spaceship like a duck to water, and felt like he was standing on his feet...

Fortunately, he still has a father!

"By the way, who is this person?"

Dane asked casually, he had just heard Clark briefly introduce the process, and hadn't had time to ask for his name.

"The boy's name is Jason and the woman is his mother, that's all I know."

"Oh, it's Jay...er, Jason?"

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Dane suddenly realized, he stared at the man on the operating table, this is Jason?

Was it the Jason he was thinking of? Two barrels?

To explain to friends who are not familiar with DC, Jason Todd is the second generation of Robin.

After death, he was resurrected as a red hood, and fans nicknamed him "Er Tong" and "Brother Tong".

One of the main characters in the game "Batman: Arkham Knight", the handsome Arkham Knight is him.

He counted, and the second-generation Robin in the DCEU seemed to have died in the past two years.

In "BVS", Batman has a glass cabinet in the Batcave for a set of battle suits, with yellow paint written on it, "Hahaha, you are a joke Batman", that is the relic of the second generation Robin.

That didn't run away, the person who can make a villain like Joker plan to kill him is basically related to Batman, this person is definitely the second barrel.

nice!

Dane patted Clark on the shoulder in satisfaction, leaving him scratching his head.

You see, isn't this related to Batman?

After the second barrel recovered, they brought him in good condition to meet Bruce Wayne.

Mother. Surprise, there is wood.

...

Gotham.

Batman drove the Batmobile and chased the sports car in front of him frantically on the street. He didn't care how many facilities and buildings he smashed along the way.

Inside the chariot, Batman's stern jaw was clenched, and his hands were tightly grasping the steering wheel, as if he wanted to cut it off.

There was a fire within him, a blazing fire of vengeance that could not be extinguished unless it was poured with the blood of his enemy.

At this time, the phone rang in the car, and the caller ID was Director Gordon.

He answered the phone.

"What the f**k are you doing!"

Batman is unimpressed: "I'm after the Joker."

"No, you are destroying the city!"

Watching the live broadcast of the helicopter, Gordon felt his temples throbbing when he saw the countless infrastructure and private property of citizens destroyed by the tanks.

"Can't you be more careful? Just a little bit."

"He's running away!"

Batman dropped a sentence, and suddenly pressed a red button, and the front of the Batmobile unfolded to both sides, revealing the cannon barrel in the middle.

Gordon was dumbfounded, and he cursed: "Holy. Shit..."

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With a bang, a flame flashed, the rear of the sports car in front was lifted by the explosive Shockwave, and the whole car rolled forward.

It rolled several times, and it didn't stop until it turned on its back.

Inside the car, Joker feels like he's falling apart, but he's not in pain.

He watched Batman stepping out of the flames and cried out in delight.

"That's it, that's it baby! Come here, come here!"

Batman came as he wished, grabbing Joker's purple suit with both hands and lifting him into the air.

Then growled in his dull voice: "You killed him!"

"To be precise, I killed him and his mother, and the family reunited..."

Batman punches Joker in the stomach, knocking him out for the night.

Joker vomited and laughed: "Did you not eat? Bat, or is it that little Robin is not worth mentioning at all?"

Batman slammed him down, making his upper body close to Mother Earth, Joker felt his head buzzing, and his vision was a little blurry.

But he still had a smile on his face and even encouraged his opponent:

"Yes, that's it, hatred? Regret?"

"You should hate your powerlessness, regret your ego, yes, if it weren't for you, little Robin wouldn't have died..."

"ah--!"

Batman rides on top of Joker and punches him after punch, bruises him, bruises him beyond recognition.

But Joker's eyes are getting brighter, and he looks at Batman like a work of art.

And this work is just one step away from completion.

"Kill me, kill me quickly! Kill me with your hatred!"

But he failed to do so. Gordon arrived, and he and his police officers joined together. Five or six people held Batman tightly to stop him from beating Joker.

"No! Let him go, let him go! Let him come! Let him kill me! Just one step away, just one step away!"

Joker roared angrily, he also struggled, but his physical strength had already been exhausted by Batman's beating and the previous chase scene.

He could only watch helplessly as he was carried into the police car and missed his last chance.

After Joker was sent away, Batman sat down on the ground in a daze, looking at the dark sky in silence.

First Barbara, then Jason, how many more people does he have to hurt?

Seeing him like this, Gordon knew he was in a bad mood, so he kept his men away and isolated the place.

He patted Batman on the shoulder and left without a word of comfort.

They had worked together for years, and Gordon knew what a strong man he was, he wouldn't be knocked down, and he didn't need comfort.

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A few minutes later, Batman stood up again, his stern face returned to calm again, and he got into his chariot.

With the roar of the engine, the Batmobile left the scene.

At the same time, Jason Todd in the medical cabin opened his eyes.

He suddenly raised his upper body, feeling severe pain from all over his body.

"Please lie down, you just had surgery and need to rest."

Cortana's voice sounded abruptly in the cabin, startling him.

He turned his head to look around, and when he saw his mother lying on the operating bed safe and sound, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Only then did he have time to take a good look at himself, and when he raised his hand, he found that there were tubes inserted all over his body, and some green unknown liquid entered his body through the tubes.

Jason frowned deeply: "What is this?"

"These are organic macromolecular concentrates that mend the wounds in your lungs and heal broken bones and muscle tissue."

Cortana answered sharply.

"Who are you?"

"I am the intelligent AI on this ship, and my name is Cortana."

"Boat? What ship?"

Jason noticed the point very keenly, but Cortana didn't answer. At the moment the hatch opened, and a burly man in red walked in.

"It seems that you are recovering well."

Jason didn't know him, but it was an indisputable fact that the other party saved himself and his mother. He hesitated and said:

"Thank you…"

"You don't have to be polite, it's not me who really saved you."

Dane backs away, revealing Clark, still in the battle suit.

Now Jason recognized it, this was the man who was unmoved even in the face of the hail of bullets.

"Just a brief introduction, he is Superman and I am Shazam."

"Superman?" Jason looked at Clark with a strange expression, but didn't say anything.

But Clark looked embarrassed, he looked at Dane helplessly: "Dane, this name is really a bit deliberate..."

Dane interrupted him blankly: "Sorry, I'm Shazam, I don't know who you're calling."

Clark was even more embarrassed when he heard this.