Gone to hell

As I stare at the cashier of some 7 eleven. He continues to talk about how I have to buy the stuff at the store, and how that's not how coupons work.

"well I'll tell you this buddy this coupon clearly states free beer"

He looked down at my hand and all he could see is a coupon with cutout words that would of said buy one and get one free if this idiot customer as he calls me hadn't tampered with it.

Well I need that beer and a mere cashier won't stop me.

So I sock the cashier right in his face bolting out of the store, running as if my life depended on it.

I would have got away if it weren't for the sky suddenly raining trucks…

I knew what this meant, for I was enlightened by Webnovel's crazy tropes to isekai people, so I fully embraced my death and transference to a new world but first I had to go down in a blast.

A grand battle between me and Truck Kun COMMENCED.

I stared up at a truck above me with the gaze of someone who'd been through life and death on a daily basis.

My body suddenly twisted and in an instant I dodged it by a hair, but it didn't end like that.

I leaped up and grabbed the top of the truck swinging myself up in a fashion that would make anyone doubt if I was truly human.

While I'm up on the truck I see a multitude of different trucks switch directions.

Launching right at me but with lightning fast reflexes I dodge them.

Jumping off their sides and doing tricks that would make Olympic acrobat's seethe in jealousy.

But I didn't settle with just dodging no no no you underestimated me…

In a insane showcase of great willpower I prepared the greatest punch mankind could witness as man and truck.

Our final attacks connected and in the most anticlimactic way the man gets squashed instantly.

What did you expect a sudden anime power up it's a human against a supernatural truck… idiot.

Mc POV: Oh I died that's quite anticlimactic. I bet the readers thought I would get an anime power up, ah idiots.

Either way this is death, it's just an endless sea of darkness just like the cliché voids in Webnovel. What's next a ROB, or maybe a wheel of fate.

I mean I'll accept anything besides death anyone would to be honest no matter how emo you are the second your close to death… you'd wish you never wished for it.

I continued to float until I see a wheel appear in front of me.

So, lucky wheel it is, I stare at the wheel which says [world].

With a thought it begins to spin and after an eternity it stops at my little pony… wait MY LITTLE PONY.

I stare in absolute disbelief and despair but to my luck it moves a little more and lands on Dc.

Sigh I almost got a spiritual heart attack, I'm too old for this.

I wait some more and a new wheel appears with [characters].

I go ahead and spin it, while begging for Lady Luck to help me out here.

The wheel begins to slow down until it lands on Dora.

I sigh in relief, It's just DORA, FUCK ITS DORA you son of a #%^*¥£\\ as a slew of profanity's are spewed.

I stare at the wheel move inch by inch I beg whoever made this rigged machine to show some mercy.

But like last time it moved a bit more and it stopped on Boros.

I can't begin to describe the amount of relief I felt it was like I just aged 100 years even if I'm just a soul.

I suddenly feel a huge suction force. Like Lana Rhoades was sucking me off type suction force.

I abruptly fall through a weird hole for which I assume is the passage way to the new world where my adventure awaits.