… You Lost Your Balls?

"…. Well this is awkward." I couldn't help but say with my situation currently as I was stand in front of a person in an invisible Kaiju suit while behind them was two teenagers of around my age who were staring at the invisible kaiju alien thing.

"Wait, who are you?" The girl asked me as I went around the kaiju suit to look at them properly.

"I could ask the same question, a Spirit contractor and a Spiritualist looking for uhh, I'm guessing whoever this is, is kinda weird, isn't like aliens opposite of what you guys deal with?" I say pointing out what they are without them ever telling me that.

This put them slightly on edge, "Well we have no reason to answer that, just that whatever that is has something we need." She says with the glasses guy nodding but I could only sweat slightly as I already knew what they wanted.

"You mean the golden ball that you shouted about when you finally saw it?" I said before placing my hand on the aliens shoulder to stop it as it was about to run away as I could sense its fear slowly increasing and I think the boy was the reason why.

"…. Yes, look it's…. It's hard to explain but I really need that back, it was mine in the first place." The guy sighs which makes me scratch my head before looking at the alien.

{Did you take his golden ball?} I ask the alien making those two eyes widen as I spoke in a foreign incomprehensible language that was clearly not from earth.

"Whoa! You can speak alien?!" The glasses kids eyes began to sparkle as he made it apparent to me he had a deep fascination for aliens.

But before I could say anything I suddenly feel the alien move as I let go of their shoulder as I grabbed at the tail of its suit that whipped right at my chest with both of my arms before I spun around before tossing them far and away with my arms shifted to my 'demon' form.

"Okay, well nevermind then I guess, I was trying to be nice but that was asking to much of an alien huh?" I say while my 'devil' form encroached over my entire body.

"Okura-kun!" "I know!…. Ugh what a drag." The girl told the guy, who's called Okura I guess? To do something before I suddenly felt a massive shift behind me making me turn to see the kid before having a complete shift in look with his black hair turning white and seemingly floating in the air as his eyes turned blood red while his personality shifted to him being depressed or something.

Me and him looked at each other having a bit of a stare down, "Okura! Their running off!" His girlfriend(?) said as she began to rush forwards while what looked like psychic energy hands reached out towards it but the alien was able to easily duck and weave from her grabs.

We didn't say anything before we both ran in tandem with me easily match his clearly boosted speed from his new form as we ran at the alien.

Now they probably knew that it wasn't just a golden ball since they must have seen my body distorting behind its optical camouflage it's still hard to actually attack them because of their bodies very slight shimmering effect.

Okura launches himself at it with extremely fast kick, but like I said the inability to completely see it makes his aim off making him miss.

"Let me show you how it's done rookie!" I couldn't help but say as I felt in my eyes that he was floundering around before my legs tensed up and I began to do a zigzag pattern to hopefully have what I believe to be it's 'lock-on' to lose its focus before I jumped off the wall, giving a high speed downward spinning axe kick.

*SMASH!* My kick landed on its head and causing enough force to crash through the walkway we were on before sending it further down the lower floors cooridor.

"Holy! Cmon Okura-kun! Let's get your ball back!" The girl said as she jumped down the hole with Okura following suit, while I jumped down as well since I still needed info about these aliens.

Soon enough as we got down to the next floor the dust settled to show the kaiju now in full view of everyone as they pulled themselves up slowly.

"What?! Is that a baby Godzilla or something?!" The girl couldn't help but shout in surprise when they could actually see it's true form.

"More like Mecha Godzilla, that outside part is like an exosuit, anyway I wanna know why you guys need this golden ball so badly in the first place?" I decided to ask as the Kaiju suit was trying to get up but it's having a hard time still doing so.

Asking that Okura returned back to his original form as he couldn't constantly keep up that form, luckily he hadn't gone all out yet so he could turn back if he needed to.

But hearing my question he pushed up his glasses before looking away, "…. It's my Kitama….." he said it with clear embarrassment, which stunned me as I let my head go back to normal for a moment to look at him and then up and down between his face and crotch.

My face couldn't help but Deadpan at that information, "…. You Lost Your Balls?" I asked as he nodded while my lips quivered at hearing that.

My face went back to its Devil mode "I'm sorry for your loss, I'll *pfft* I'll help you get it back." I said while barely being able to contain my laughter as he got depressed being laughed at for losing his balls and reverting back to his fast mode.

Soon enough the Kaiju got up but both me and Okura leapt into the air and gave them a flying front kick, hitting them hard enough to send them out of the corridor with enough force they fell several stories and slammed into the nearby building before hitting the ground.

"Nice one!" The girl said giving us a thumbs up before both me and Okura went back to normal.

"I hope we didn't accidentally kill them, but with how sturdy that suit is I highly doubt it." I say cracking my neck and rolling my shoulder after getting that slight workout out of the way.

Though suddenly I felt a very distinct shift in space and even reality itself as the light in the sky was snuffed out before putting the city into darkness.

"Oh no! We're in an alien spacial field!" The girl couldn't help but say and knowing what was actually causing this to happen, but before I could ask her what she meant.

The building began to shake making me instinctively grab both of them and carry them under my arms as we leapt out from the third floor of the apartment complex as it began to fall down from the now growing to an actual Godzilla sized monster before us.

I put them down and looked up at that alien, "You two! Get going! Whatever powers you got won't be able to deal with that thing!" I say before activating my 'demon' form completely and letting black smoke escape from my body.

"What are you going to do if we can't do anything?! Your going to solo a Kaiju all on your own?!" The girl couldn't help but ask but I just nodded at that.

"If you two can find a giant mecha or something then you can comeback to help me, if not then let me deal with this!" I shouted out before I pulled out my Gigantification Ray Mk.2, something I hadn't used in a very long time, and grew myself into a Giant to match the Kaiju's height as my looks shifted to my complete Anti-Spiral form leaving the two of them looking up at me in shock.

"Haven't ever needed to fight as a giant before! But I can't help but think this will be fun!" I shout out before throwing a heavy punch and sending the Kaiju flying while crashing through several buildings as a result.

'Luckily this seems to be a separate reality right now so I won't have to worry about causing casualties' I think to myself before beginning my first ever Kaiju Brawl!