Death

Well…,damn. I do not know how to feel about this, the situation I have found myself in at this moment, it is something people would happily fantasize about, oh how wonderful it would be to experience such things.

To clarify, I myself am part of that cultured group but also not because I believed and made logical conclusions that such a thing should remain as it is, a dream.

'Such huge face slap this is!' I thought as I looked down impassively at the woman on her knees kowtowing.

Ah apologies I've been rambling on and ranting all along and forgot to use one of the most overpowered and useful jutsus to be created.

*Flashback no jutsu*

" Katsu"

'BOOM'

'WHOOSH'

/Ding Dong - School bell noise/

'Sigh'

Sighing, I got off my seat and packed up my books into my book bag, I left the class and walked out of school. Pulling out my phone, as I waited for the bus, I turned it on and began to read some popular novels recommended by my friends. I'm not a huge anime fan, I don't hate it but I never have the time and patience to watch some episodes but instead I prefer reading. It has always been my favorite hobby since I was a kid so finding out there's a whole new world of novels online 'YATA' - I squealed but physically I looked as calm as a monk. Inner peace.

( Forgive me guys, the spelling of some Japanese words might be wrong but I think it's enough for y'all to understand regardless I'll do my best )

'SCREECH'

I looked up to see the bus arriving, I pulled out my bus ticket, flashed it to the driver and then I went to find a seat. Spotting a two seater by a window, I sit on the one closer to the window and pull out my phone once more and start searching for a web novel fan fiction to read. 'Hmm this one looks interesting' I thought as I clicked on 'I Hunt And Purge Reincarnators'. 'Oya nice title, who wrote it? "Oh God of Brutality". ' Wow, such a domineering name' I chuckled.

30 minutes later,

'Oh damn, this is rather shocking. Can't say I'm not surprised.' There was one thing that bugged me about some MCs, why would you want to go to a world of war, violence, brutality.. *ahem no pun intended*. I think if anything a slice of life or a world that is relatively normal, sorry, I mean friendly enough that you don't go out on a date with a stranger and next thing you know she transforms from a cute naive girl to a busty, voluptuous, sexy succubus, crazy.. *cough*.. You get the point, and then kills you. Heck if I got reincarnated I would choose a world that is so normal, there would almost be no difference on Earth but I would live a life of peace and relaxation. ' Bah who am I kidding, reincarnations aren't real, even if they were, I don't think I would be that lucky one' .

'But if I am that person, I would steal all my favorite waifus, hehehe.. Not that it would happen..tsk stupid Truck-kun'

'Hmm'

Feeling a tug on my gut feeling, I look up from my phone and..

'Gasp'

"Oh shi…

0.3 seconds after I looked up, there was a massive truck speeding and you guessed it. It was right in front of us. 'Okay this is some bullsh..' Yep you also guessed that right. I was crushed, we were all crushed into tomato paste in some spaghetti meatball meal.