People at the Top

"You're not a snake... you should be a cold-blooded creature, right?"

Jun looked at the little figure in his palm and said to A-Li.

"I have two forms. Most of the time, I'm in humanoid form. 

During battles, I take on a snake form."

A-Li half-knelt and kowtowed to Jun.

"Thank you for saving my life, Master."

Jun also felt somewhat helpless.

He temporarily had no solution.

In desperation, Jun considered choosing an advanced sheepskin... as an alternative.

Wait a minute!

Don't I have an advanced shower room?

Shouldn't there be a toilet plugin?

Quickly searching the world channel, he indeed found a toilet plugin.

After confirming that it was the correct one, it was designed for use in the safe cabin!

It only required three rare magic crystal cores plus a water jug to complete the transaction.

Confirming the trade.

Toilet plugin acquired.

[The prerequisite for using the toilet plug-in is to have a shower room template or bathroom template]

No wonder no one wants it.

In this world, so far, not many people have shower rooms.

Jun's even has an advanced shower room.

Entering the safe cabin, this poor little room.

Quickly installed it.

A flash of white light and the pristine toilet appeared.

Still with the flushing toilet function.

Luxurious!

But...

Still no toilet paper!

Hey, is this game system being too stingy?

Providing a flushing toilet but not providing toilet paper?

What's the point?

Do I have to use water to wash?

That would make it less sophisticated.

And you can't use sheepskin or cowhide.

That stuff won't flush.

What if it gets clogged? I wonder if there's a toilet repair housekeeping service.

"Bullshit!"

But fortunately, Jun's mind was quite agile.

The attributes of the secret technique book were gold, wood, water, fire, and earth.

Frying pans could be enchanted.

So why not the toilet?

He removed the toilet and turned it into a plugin.

Placed it on the workbench.

Two enchantment slots!

As expected, it worked.

"For the gold attribute, it probably becomes a golden toilet, not very useful."

"For the wood attribute, who knows what will happen..."

"For the water attribute, enchanting it should add a bidet system... that could solve the problem!"

"For the fire attribute, if everything goes well, it can be used with the water attribute to become a system that washes and then dries?"

"And the earth attribute... it won't be like a cat, burying the feces with soil, right?"

...

After weighing his options, Jun decided on a fusion of the water and fire attributes.

Double enchantment, the most deadly!

Without hesitation, Jun stood up and surveyed his surroundings.

Sure enough, in the direction above his head, he found the water attribute secret technique book.

Quickly dug through.

Got the water attribute secret technique book.

Water and fire were ready.

The toilet plugin was placed on the workbench.

Clicked on enchant!

A pleasant wind chime sound rang out.

[Ding! Congratulations to player Jun for successfully enchanting the toilet, obtaining an intelligent toilet with water washing and drying!]

Wait!

This was not a simple private prompt for Jun.

It was a world channel announcement.

"What's the big deal about getting a toilet? Why announce it to the whole world?" Jun felt that the game system was making a mountain out of a molehill.

[Ding! Survival World kindly reminds all players that due to player Jun unlocking the first intelligent home appliance in this Survival World, he will receive a reward of 100,000 survival coins from the system.]

[At the same time, the Survival Mall is about to launch. The mall system will have limited openings, and only players with good reputation points can enjoy the mall services.]

[Players who have not opened reputation points can click on the notification sent by the system to activate.]

[Ding! The first item in the mall is now online—the Survival Brand Flush Toilet. For a harmonious family, a decent life, and a newly washed world, please choose the official Survival Brand Flush Toilet. Are you OK?]

...

Initially, when everyone saw that Jun had obtained an intelligent toilet, they were shocked. However, they had almost become accustomed to Jun getting something extraordinary.

What followed was a series of actions that nearly made everyone collectively faint.

The Survival World Mall had opened.

It was an invite-only, limited opening.

And it came with its own advertisements...

Could it be that this so-called Survival World was also sponsored to open by some sponsors?

At this moment, Jun sat on the intelligent toilet, feeling quite satisfied.

He watched players in the world channel mercilessly mocking him.

"Why didn't they open it for me? My watermelon credit score is an excellent 730 points. Don't ignore watermelons and pick sesame seeds!"

"I'm lucky to have been invited to open the Survival Mall. Stop thinking about it; there's only one item available, and it costs 10,000 survival coins."

"Oh, damn it, I've been working so hard, and I've only collected three survival coins. What am I supposed to do?"

"Do they want us to die? At least put some cheap toilet paper online first!"

"Jun, little brother, I know you have a shower and an intelligent toilet at home. Do you want to invite me to come over and play?"

...

This mall is obviously designed for those who can reach the pinnacle in this world. If the prices were set too low and made available to everyone, it might lead to an overwhelming demand.

Limited availability is what makes it continuously sought after.

After handling the major event in his life, Jun took a bath and then let Ah Miao out.

"Meow~ Meow!"

This little guy, appearing in the safe house for the first time, naturally was filled with excitement and joy.

Let it take a bath as well.

A comfortable hot water bath!

Wait a minute, Jun realized he might be a bit biased.

Both are magical pets, and there's another magical pet, which is seriously injured and on the brink of death...

Jun found the help post he had previously made.

[Green Snake poisoned with Realgar, any cure?]

Many people responded, most of them trying to please Jun.

One response caught Jun's attention.

"Thanks for the invitation. I'm not a doctor but a Ph.D. in Chinese Studies specializing in chemistry. Realgar, scientifically known as tetraarsenic tetrasulfide, is a synthetic substance belonging to the same toxic metal arsenic family as arsenic. To neutralize this poison, theoretically, a chemical reaction should occur.

In other words, this substance can react with sodium thiosulfate, commonly known as baking soda. It can combine with free cyanide ions in the body with the help of enzymes, turning it into non-toxic thiocyanate, which is then excreted from the body. Hope this helps."

"Additionally, water spinach might also counteract this poison."

This response was well-reasoned, giving Jun some hope.

He clicked on "Intend to adopt" and then closed the question.

In the World Trade Channel, he found the baking soda mentioned by the player.

Indeed, in this world, everything is available; a quick search brought up the needed item.

It only required three pieces of wood to exchange for 100g of baking soda.

To be on the safe side, Jun also traded for 1 kg of fresh water spinach.

Water spinach is also known as hollow heart vegetable or water morning glory.

(End of chapter)