Author Q&A
A: Ni Ni I have a task for you
N: Yo Whaddya need? Better me good, you just interrupted my sight-seeing and it was just getting to the good part.
A: ….Sight-seeing? You're stuck with Yun Heng...what sightseeing?
N: Don't need to go anywhere special to look for hot ladies. Damn there was this one woman looked so sexy in that hot little dress of hers, those long legs-
A: - Okay Ni Ni let's get back to the point. Everyone wants to know more about Yun Heng, so I'm going to need you to interview him.
N: Why me? Why can't you do it? God!!! I don't even get paid for the work I do, so what if I get promoted? Do I get any deluxe vacation package? Huh? Do I get a massage from hot chicks? No I don't. So why don't you go do your own f*cking interview.
A: You do know you're talking to your creator right?
N: And?
A: Okay I give up. I'll give you the deluxe vacation package.
N: …
A: ...And the spa.
N: Will there be beautiful women?
A: yeah, fine whatever!
N: K, Whaddya need me to do boss?
*Author silently cries* Why is she bullying me?
A: Take these questions and interview Yun Heng
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Ni Ni and Yun Heng sit opposite each other on the sofas in the space.
N: So Host! Basically all of our special readers out there want to know more about you so I'm going to interview you!
Y: Ok
N: First of all how old are you? Oh and I mean the original you!
Y: I don't remember
N: 눈_눈 What do you mean you don't remember? WTF?
Y: …
N: Ok let's move on. What's your favorite color?
Y: Nothing in particular.
N: _(:3」∠)_ (Tears up script given by A) Okay I'm going to do this on my own terms. Yo Host, Tell us about your original fam!
Y: There's nothing special. My parents gave me whatever I wanted, eventually when they saw that I was different they looked distressed. My mom tried to make me smile and other stuff, but I never did. They took me to a psychologist who told them I had extreme apathy. My parents cried for many days. Nothing changed. When I was 17 they kicked me out. That's it.
N: I'm a little sad I asked...that was depressing. Okay moving on! What are your hobbies?
Y: ???
N: As in...what do you do when you are free?
Y: Watch people
N: That sounds too stalkery.
Y: … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
N: *deep breath* Don't kill him Ni Ni, the story isn't over yet. *light bulb moment* Soooo...tell me about Yixuan ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) What exactly do you love about him? Hmmmm???
Y: *face slightly reddens* U-u-uhm. Yixuan chased after me for so long.
N: Yeah but so did He Chao...What was different?
Y: *mumbles inaudibly*
N: What was that? Hmmm?
Y: Yixuan never tried to change me.
N: He tried to make you laugh and cry etc. just like He Chao…
Y: Yeah, but he never expected it of me. He wanted to give me something I didn't have but he never forced me to change.
N: I don't get it…
Y: Let me put it this way, even if I didn't smile for our entire lifetime he would never grow tired or leave me. He knew exactly who I was, maybe that's why my heart beat for him.
N: Ooooooh *winks suggestively* your heart beat for him! What about when you saw him naked ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Y: *blushes til his face turns red. Looks like his face is going to drip blood.*
N: *replays their sexy bed scene for Yun Heng*
Y: *almost passes out from blood loss*
N: Okay that's all folks. Yun Heng has short circuited and can't be restarted for a while. *evil grin* See you next time!
N: Oh and before I forget. All you hot ladies out there, hit me up! (^_-)
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N: Yo A, it's done! Don't forget to pay up!
Author: *crying* why do they always bully meeee?