Hunting Devils with a Chainsaw Dog.

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"The only mistake around here is you kid! You are only here to hunt devils with that weak worthless devil dog! Other than that you are nothing but scum! A cockroach! You might as well sell your body on the streets like a hooker but I doubt anyone will pay for someone as ugly as you! I think it's time to put you in your place kid!" The Yakuza members all gathered around Denji and take out out metal pipes and other melee weapons like metal bats ready to beat the living shit out of Denji.

"Bring it on pussies! I can kick all of your asses! Look at all of you teaming up just to fight me! Fucking pathetic! You might as well cut off your little dicks and shove them up your own asses like the pussies you are! " Denji gets in fighter stance, he puts up both his fists. He was about to go Jackie Chan and Conor McGregor on their asses, in his past life he was a MMA fighter and mastered all types of fighting styles even Kung Fu.

All of the Yakuza members just ignore Denji's stupid threats and went to attack them.

Denji was playing dumb for a reason. It was to catch them off guard. But Denji really wasn't much of thinker to begin with. He was more of a man of action. If he wanted something he would do whatever it takes to get it!

Denji dodges all of the attacks of the Yakuza members moves so swiftly and easily, he was moving so fast it shocked all the Yakuza's minds, Denji was going full super saiyan. They had never seen Denji looked so skilled in fighting before they always thought he was just some punkass dumbass kid. But the fire in his golden eyes brought fear into their souls, Denji was out to kill. His looked like a manic.

Denji fiercely kicked out one of the metal bats from one of the Yakuza members hands and then slammed the side of his head with the bat! The old man's head got bashed in so hard that his blood splatters all over Denji's rageful face.

"HOMERUN! DENJI HITS ONE RIGHT OUT OF THE BALLPARK! HAHA!" Denji roars out with a sly sickening grin as the . He didn't even look human right now.

"What the fuck! How is he so fast and strong! The kid does'nt even eat anything but shit! You fucking monster! You are going to pay for this!" The Yakuza members all yell out charging at Denji with their weapons raised up high.

Denji easily and quickly kicks and punches the hell out of the other Yakuza members in their faces and stomachs all knocking them the fuck out. The remaining Yakuza members went for their final attack. They all got their ass kicked as well.

"The rest of you can get the fuck out of here, before I beat in your asses as well," Denji let only the female Yakuza members run away as he was a real gentleman even when kicking ass. Denji was indeed still a horny as fuck teen. You will be surprised how boobs are very good motivation and enlightenment. The Dao of culture indeed. And Denji was the king of culture.

Pochita cutely watches his best friend Denji fight and kick the asses of the Yazkua members. He lets out a cute little bark and wags his tail which was a chainsaw pullstring. Basically Denji pulled out Pochita's tail to literally reeve up the devil dog like a chainsaw and kill devils by tearing the shreds. Rip and tear to the bloody bones.

Denji steals all of the wallets of the Yakuza members he knocked the fuck out and walks away from the warehouse he was in. 'The only thing that matters in this world is power. I have to get stronger to get what I want. I am tired of being abused and used. It's time I do things my own way. I will only hang with the Yakuza a while longer until I get way more money, maybe I might kill that fat bastard who is making pay my mother's debut, fucking asshole, nothing more I hate in this world than old bastard telling me what do,' Denji throws all of the Yakuza bodies in the dumpsters and leaves them to rot in there. They were all knocked out. He hadn't killed any of them.

"You had fun watching buddy? Now let's get some real lunch," Denji smirks as he holds up the wallets full of cash. Pochita happily jumps on top of Denji's shoulders and he walks back to his shitty shed were he lived. Of course he wasn't going to buy bread with a devil dog following him around. Though Pochita was hit with the ladies.

Denji quickly buys some bread and jam saving the rest of his money he stole and jumps in his shitty beaten down bed. Pochita cutely climbs up on Denji's tummy and Denji feeds him a loaf of fluffy Japanese milk bread. Pochita munches down on the bread like a bread demon.

"Damn I wish I had a girl. One I can be with forever. That's my only wish. I want to know what boobs feel like. What kissing a girl feels like. Or maybe I can have more than one girl," Denji evilly smirks as he feeds Pochita more bread.

"What is your wish Pochita?" Denji asked the Devil Dog as he lifts up his best friend pet in the air like it was Simba from Lion King. Pochita just lets out a huge wet fart and barks. The circle of life. Denji lets out a laugh. "You really are my only friend Pochita. No one understands us, we are rejects," Denji pats Pochita's head and eats more bread.

Denji had been living with Pochita for meaning years, they had been killing weaker devils for years and this was his only way of earning money. The stronger the fear of a certain object or idea the more powerful the Devil is. For example a Gun, every human fears a gun as it can kill you in matter of seconds. A bullet to the brain and heart ends your life in a flash. The fastest and scariest way to die. But weaker fears like fear of vegetables for example a tomato the devil will be way weaker than a Gun Devil.

"Just one girl," Denji reaches out to the stars. The moon glimmers in the night.

Denji looks in the mirror, a eyepatch was over one of his eyes. Denji wasn't an ugly guy he just had a shitty life that fucked him over. He didn't talk to any girls other than his mom but now she is dead. So he never had a girlfriend. Let alone even touched a girl in his whole life.

"Fuck! My life sucks! I need to change it!" Denji had to sell one of his eyeballs to make some money and even his right nut. Luckily it wasn't NNN month. He had to sell his kidneys too just to pay a debt he didn't even need to payback. If Denji didn't pay his mother's debt the Yakuza boss would kill him.

"Fuck the mafia, if I don't have enough money for food then I will have to cut off my dick and sell it. But I need that to have sex! No way in hell I am cutting off my dick! Fuck that shit!" Denji angrily clenches his fist.

Denji hears a knock at the door. He stands up and grabs a knife. 'Who the fuck knows where I live?'

"It's me the Yakuza Debt Collector. There is a huge Devil I need you to hunt, it will fetch us a huge price. This will pay off all the debut for the Yakuza and me. Remember what I said I don't care how you get the money even if you have to whore yourself, but killing this high ranked Devil will give us lots of money. So follow me to the warehouse where the devil lives," A old bald man with glasses says outside of Denji's door.

'A way to fully pay off all of my debts?' Denji thinks it through in his mind. What will be the best option for more money?

'Tch whatever. After I am done killing this Devil I am quitting the Yakuza and living my own life even make my own gang who knows. And find the girl of my dreams!' Denji fist bumps the air and Pochita. "Let's getting going, time to slay a devil," Denji picks up Pochita and places the chainsaw dog on his shoulders. If only he knew what was going to happen next.

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A/N: This chapter needs to be edited. The next chapter is going to be bloody epic. The hype is real. Chainsaw goes brrrr. I wanted to add some Comedy for the darkness of Chainsawman his huge. So expect lots of R-18 sexual scenes and gore. Also you don't need to read the manga to read this fic. Don't worry for now I will follow the anime. But eventually I will reach some manga parts and try to avoid spoilers but please do read Chainsawman manga really worth it. There is many girls in this world so I will do a harem voting chapter soon.