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Catastrophic Cultivation!

Clint, a man who chose a heroic sacrifice, came to a Cultivation world only to find out... He wasn't alone! Not only that but he has a massive golden thigh to hug right there! Not a FF... But they get powers from anime and comics so I wasn't too sure about that. Anyway, nothing too serious, just enjoy it.

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Brother Hong!

They came down the winding hall to a wide sea like the rest, however this chamber has a massive tree in the middle of the sea.

The duo froze, not for the tree, but…

A massive phoenix and dragon were entangled, flirting and laughing!

Mu Yu's lips twitched and Jin Wu looked up, sighing to himself. Why were all these Divine Beasts going against the script!?

Weren't Dragons and Phoenixes supposed to be mortal enemies?!

This is clearly not the case!

The Dragon and Phoenix looked down to see Mu Yu and Jin Wu.

Both couples looked at each other and pursed their lips.

The Phoenix and Dragon flew down, the Phoenix flipping into a suave man with a flame pattern on his forehead while the Dragon coiled into a lithe woman, hugging the man's arm intimately.

Jin Wu and Mu Yu froze and looked at the human demon beasts…

This was clearly wrong.

Wasn't the Phoenix supposed to be a woman?

Xiao Bai DID say Big Brother Hong…

The Phoenix looked at the duo and sniffed the air before his lips curled into a sarcastic grin, "Two Pure children. How innocent~" The Azure Dragon blushed and twisted coquettishly, "Brother Hong~ So bad~ Hehe~"

Jin Wu's lips twitched and Brother Hong looked at them, "Say what you want. I'm busy." Mu Yu nearly collapsed and Jin Wu looked at Hong, they locked gazes before Jin Wu curled his lips, "You scumbag." Brother Hong looked at him and then grinned, "Hahahah! Good guy!"

They clasped palms and laughed together.

Azure Dragon and Mu Yu: ???

Jin Wu wrapped his arm around Brother Hong's shoulders, saying "Listen, Brother Hong. I want basically all your techniques and skills as well as your Essence Blood and Normal Blood. Oh, that's right. From both of you." Brother Hong rubbed his chin and said, "It's not impossible, little human."

He turned and grinned, rubbing his fingers, "What can you give me?" Jin Wu curled his lips and whispered in Brother Hong's ear. Brother Hong's eyes lit up and his breathing became rapid as he shouted "Deal! Deal! Hahahah! You're my good brother! Hahaha! Hold on!"

He reached into his chest and pulled out a feather, saying "Let me show you something good!" he shook the feather and a gourd fell out.

It was sealed at the top and Brother Hong grinned, "This Wine has been brewing for millions of years, be careful when you drink it." Jin Wu collected the wine gourd as Brother Hong chuckled, "There's a Sea of wine in there."

Jin Wu's eyes lit up and he grinned, taking out a piece of jade.

He touched the jade to his forehead and closed his eyes, inscribing into the jade.

The jade cracked slightly as he handed it to Brother Hong.

Brother Hong took the jade and looked into it, his eyes widening with ecstasy as he laughed at the sky, "HAHAHAH! EXCELLENT!" Jin Wu grinned and Brother Hong sucked the jade into his body, saying "Xiao Lan, give my good brother here everything."

The Azure Dragon was speechless but obeyed, pointing at Jin Wu's forehead. Brother Hong did the same and Jin Wu sorted out everything.

Azure Dragon asked curiously, "Brother Hong, what happened?" Brother Hong looked excited and licked his lips, "A good thing, Xiao Lan! A very very very good thing! This little brother is my lucky star!" Xiao Lan tilted her head, not understanding.

Brother Hong was impatient, saying "Xiao Lan, bring all your blood back here from your chamber. Take the Mountain with you too, there's no need for it anymore." Xiao Lan gasped and looked at him, saying emotionally, "Brother Hong…" He smiled and nodded, "That's right!"

Xiao Lan disappeared in an instant as Mu Yu stood there in a daze, not understanding at all.

Jin Wu looked at the many techniques and his eyes widened, Brother Hong's techniques were more complete, but the most complete ones were…

Dual Cultivation Techniques!

There were countless Dual Cultivation Techniques, they made up for 60% of all the techniques! They were all complete as well, but the other ones and skills were incomplete…

Jin Wu was dazzled as he sorted out everything in an instant.

Brother Hong looked at him and waved his hand, a massive blood ball appearing.

He turned and grabbed the air as the massive tree uprooted itself, floating over.

Brother Hong turned to the blood and tree, pulling and moving his hands quickly.

A branch of the tree came off along with a portion of Essence Blood. The two came together as an intense flame appeared, burning them both into a single drop of Golden Red blood.

Brother Hong pulled open his soul, sucking the blood inside.

Mu Yu watched all this with confusion, asking "Brother Hong?" Brother Hong looked over and smiled, explaining "Little Nizi, on behalf of your lover, Brother Hong will explain to you. This is a Soul Space Technique. Essentially, I am saving my blood for the next life. When I'm born again, I will inherit my physique and bloodline. Reincarnating with my memories is a simple feat."

Mu Yu was stunned and said in shock, "You can do that?!" Brother Hong smiled arrogantly, "I can do anything!" Mu Yu suddenly understood why Jin Wu and Brother Hong became instant best friends.

Xiao Lan appeared with all her things, smiling cutely, "I'm back~!" Brother Hong turned to her, pointing out as a massive Mountain appeared.

A rock popped off along with some of her Essence Blood, turning into a sparkling deep blue drop, submerging into Xiao Lan's soul. She smiled sweetly and Brother Hong looked at her lovingly, "Soon, Xiao Lan."

Xiao Lan looked excited and smiled, nodding.

Brother Hong looked at Mu Yu and pointed at her as a stone came off the mountain along with a scale from Xiao Lan's body and a drop of Essence blood, turning into a bright red scale shaped drop of blood, submerging into Mu Yu's forehead.

He waved his hand again as a feather came out of his body with a branch and blood turning into a golden feather shaped drop of blood, submerging into Jin Wu's forehead.

Mu Yu felt a shock of lightning all over her body as she looked at her status.

[Acquired- Amorous Azure Dragon Yin Body]

Jin Wu looked at himself in a daze, he was sorting just now when he felt a jolt. A piece of information coming to his mind.

'Passionate Vermillion Phoenix Yang Body'

He was dumbfounded, a Dual Cultivation Body?!

Brother Hong, you really understand me!

Brother Hong looked at the two and chuckled, waving his hand again as an Island, massive sea, and huge clouds appeared. Everything shrank and singled in his palm as Jin Wu came back to his senses, asking with doubt, "Brother Hong?"

Brother Hong smiled, "Take these. We'll be leaving this place soon." Jin Wu was confused and asked, "The Demon?" Brother Hong laughed and shook his head, "That old parasite has been dead for a long time! We've been waiting for someone to come and inherit our blood… Now is the time to leave. Take everything, there's no point in keeping it here. As for avenging or revitalizing… forget it. It doesn't matter that much."

Jin Wu and Mu Yu were speechless, but Jin Wu acted fast, taking out 4 Cannisters, stucking in the blood and labeling them with a humble smile, "Yes, yes, Brother Hong. Do you have anything else?"

Brother Hong laughed, "Don't be greedy! That's all I have!" Jin Wu looked at him and Brother Hong rolled his eyes, waving over the Tree, Mountain, Island, Sea, and Clouds, "These too."

Jin Wu held them above his palm, smiling calmly and looking at him, Brother Hong's lips twitched, "You already took the doors, what else do you want??" Jin Wu smiled fawningly, "Brother Hong… You should have more goodies, right? You're not going to use them, right?"

Brother Hong laughed and waved his hand, "Goodbye, kid! See you if fate allows it!" Jin Wu and Mu Yu were shot out of the chamber entirely, reappearing outside on the ground as the hole sealed up.

Jin Wu and Mu Yu looked at each other and smiled happily, cheering as they high-fived.

This was simply a massive profit!

Jin Wu jumped into Mu Yu's inner world and refreshed the clones, handing them the 5 landmarks before leaving.

Mu Yu held his arm and smiled happily, "Let's go look for more treasures!" Jin Wu's eyes lit up, "Okay!" as they left quickly, Mu Yu asking, "What did you give him?" Jin Wu held a finger over his lips, grinning, "It's a secret~"

Back in the Phoenix Chamber, Brother Hong looked over the thousands of poses in the Kamasutra book, drooling as he laughed wildly…