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Bunny Must Die

Expanded with the Moon Palace Jade Rabbit as the protagonist, except that this jade rabbit is not a female rabbit, but a male rabbit, and a plebs that crosses from the Earth, with teeth that can crush anything, there is nothing he can't eat, and since then in order to fill his stomach and protect Miss Chang'e, he has embarked on the road of no return, and the gods and Buddhas all hate it.

DaoistRySWUu · Fantasía
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30 Chs

Osmanthus Dahli Pill Tea

After that, too white Venus stood up, smiled, looked businesslike, raised his hand, and flew out a golden silk book.

Taibai Venus said, "Chang'e receives the order!"

As soon as Qin Shou heard this, he ran away and went into the cave without turning back.

Taibai Venus was directly shocked by Qin Shou's move.

Chang'e quickly got up and knelt down and said, "Chang'e took the order. Don't blame the star. Jade has lived on the moon since she was young, and she doesn't understand etiquette."

Taibai Venus just came back to his senses. Although he felt that what Chang'e said was reasonable, he always felt that the dog's action was meaningful. It was not like he did not know the etiquette, but it was like he was deliberately hiding something.

However, too white Venus was eager to return to reply, so she didn't argue with a dog, so she said, "Well, let's take the order from Chang'e Fairy."

After that, the silk book in the hand of Taibai Venus flew into the air and unfolded!

At that moment, Qin Shou only felt infinite majesty falling from the sky!

Although he was hiding in the cave, he still could not escape the terrible and oppressive oppression!

Qin Shou was pressed to kneel down immediately!

Qin Shou almost didn't want to think about it, and cursed in his heart: "Feudalism! The rabbit has run away ahead of time, and you have to run after him! Too much! I kneel down to my parents, regardless of whether you are the Jade Emperor or the Queen Mother, the rabbit doesn't kneel!"

However, Qin Shou also understood that he could not resist the terrible pressure.

Therefore, Qin Shou directly played tricks, spread out his four legs, and fell on the ground, with his butt sticking high, his tail still shaking, and his ears sticking up, as if mocking something.

Qin Shou secretly looked at the sky, but sadly found that he could not even lift his head!

The overwhelming pressure on the top of the head is like a mountain that can't move.

Feeling this breath, Qin Shou was shocked and said, "Is this the majesty of the Jade Emperor who represses heaven and earth? It's just a holy decree. It's so terrible!"

Over there, Taibai Venus did not care about Qin Shou, but the treasured minister said solemnly, "The Jade Emperor has a mandate to order Chang'e to go to the heaven on July 15. The Ziluan Yinxing Temple will participate in the Mid-Autumn Festival gala and dance! Here!"

Chang'e heard the words and quickly received the order.

Qin Shou hid in the cave, and the voice outside was clear. He raised his eyebrows and muttered, "The Jade Emperor is crisp and agile, unlike the ordinary emperor, who issued a decree and talked a lot of useless and beautiful nonsense. Instead, he directly and simply ordered you to do something on which day, and then it was over. Efficient, domineering..."

This edict is also Qin Shou's first impression of the Jade Emperor. An efficient and aggressive man

After the proclamation of the imperial edict, Taibai Venus sat down with Chang'e again and asked Chang'e if there was anything I could do to help?

Chang'e thought for a moment and said, "Can Xiao Xian take Jade with her at the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

Hearing this, Qin Shou's heart also became nervous. Chang'e went alone. He could not rest assured. It would be best if he could come together. He could also make more contact with other immortals and exchange ideas.

Taibai Venus smiled and said, "The little god is not qualified to invite outsiders to the Mid-Autumn Festival, but who hasn't got a boy, a horse, or a pet god horse?

Even at the Mid-Autumn Festival gala, they often take them with them. First, they call for convenience, and second, they also let people around them see the world.

The Queen Mother never said anything about this, so it became an unwritten rule.

As long as you have an invitation letter, you can take pets or children and mounts to any grand event.

So, I can really help you. Wait a moment, I'll add it to you. "

As soon as she said this, Chang'e hurriedly thanked: "Thank you, Xingjun!"

Taibai Venus laughed and said, "It's OK."

After saying that, Tai Pak Venus took out a golden brush and wrote something on the invitation letter, then handed it to Chang E.

Chang'e took a look and said in surprise, "Why are there no words?"

Qin Shou was a little grateful for the platinum star, but as soon as he heard it, there were no words... he immediately shouted in his heart: "old liar!"

Taibai Jinxing said: "The fairy doesn't know. The words on the invitation letter are banned. Only the divine general who guards the Sifang Gate can know the magic words to lift the ban. So no one knows what is written on it. This is also to prevent some people from impersonating others and entering the heaven. But the little god is lucky to know the magic words written, but the magic words to lift the ban are not clear."

Chang'e said, "I understand. Thank you, Xingjun."

Taibai Venus said: "It doesn't matter. Is there anything else?"

While talking, too white Venus leaned down and looked at Chang'e with a smile

Qin Shou looked at this scene, and suddenly filled his brain with a picture of fat intestines, and muttered, "If you are nothing, you can be a thief or a traitor! Ya's beard is gone, and it seems that you have no good intentions! You should hurry to go after declaring the edict? What are you talking about here? No, I haven't got my revenge yet, you wait for me!" Qin Shou cried twice in his heart, then turned his eyes, smiled, and ran to the cave.

When he arrived at the cave, Qin Shou found a big stone, wiped it clean, and muttered, "I hope it's not too bad to make a container for the first time."

Then, Qin Shou opened his big mouth, flashed his sharp teeth, and snapped it down. In a moment, the big stone was bitten out of an empty place by him in the middle, like a big stone basin. Qin Shou scattered a handful of osmanthus and poured some water in.

Qin Shou muttered, "Well, it's a little crude, but it's also tea. It's good to entertain guests..."

After that, Qin Shou's eyes suddenly lit up. He even saw five wooden cups in the cave!

Qin Shou rubbed his eyes and made sure he didn't have dizziness. Even in such a poor family, they still have high-end furniture like cups!

Absolutely... extravagant don't want it!

Qin Shou laughed and said, "God helps me!"

Qin Shou doesn't care how the cup came from. Since the teeth are so easy to use and there are so many osmanthus trees outside, it's too easy to make quilts or something in the future.

It doesn't seem too much to receive guests with a cup.

So Qin Shou immediately took two cups, poured a cup of clean osmanthus tea first, and muttered, "This is for Chang'e."

Then Qin Shou tried the height of the small cup, shook his head and said, "It's not too high. It's better to use a large one."

So Qin Shou looked around to make sure no one saw it. He laughed, squatted on the stone and sprayed it hard

Bata

There was a sound of something falling into the water.

After solving the problem, Qin Shoumei happily lifted the big stone basin and poured tea into the cup. At the same time, he said with a bad smile, "This tea is also invented by Mr. Rabbit, and it will be called Osmanthus Dahli Pill Tea! Hmm, good name, good name! It is worthy of being a cultural person, hey hey..."