System return
- 4 MONTH LATER -
Ah, I've finally turned 1 year old, in a few minutes I'll be 1 year old, and my awakening ceremony will start tomorrow.
I'm very curious about what will happen, please let me talk to this stupid system now.
[!DING HOST HAS TURNED 1 YEAR OLD.]
The sudden alert interrupted my thoughts.
"FINALLY! YOUR STUPID SYSTEM IS ACTIVE." I said.
[!DING PLEASE CALM DOWN, HOST.] The system said.
"Screw you, you bastard system, all I've been doing for a year is rolling around, and I'm so bored that I'll commit suicide." I said.
[!DING PLEASE FOR NOW SET ASIDE THESE THOUGHTS AND CONTROL THE SYSTEM, HOST.] said the system.
"Then tell me about yourself, damn system." I said.
[!DING WELCOME TO THE SUPREME PRIMITIVE VOID DRAGONS APPRENTICE SYSTEM, HOST. THE MAIN PURPOSE OF THE SYSTEM IS TO TEACH YOU TECHNIQUES FROM THE PRIMITIVE VOID DRAGONS AND TO MEET WITH THE PRIMITIVE VOID PHOENIX APPRENTICE TO PROTECT THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE.]
"What, is there another person with a system like mine?" I said.
[!DING YES, HOST. THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON THE SAME AGE AS YOU RIGHT NOW.]
This information caused an instant freeze.
[!DING FOR NOW, PLEASE FORGET ABOUT THIS, HOST. I HAVE GIFTS FOR YOU.]
"What gifts are you talking about, I already received gifts a few months ago." I said.
[!DING THOSE WERE GIVEN TO YOU BECAUSE YOU MADE CONTACT WITH HIGH-LEVEL MANA BEFORE THEY WOKE UP, HOST. NOW YOU WILL RECEIVE THE ROOKIE GIFT PACKAGE.]
"So show them to me." I said.
As soon as I finished speaking, a blue screen appeared in front of me.
There was only a square-shaped package with "GIFT TO THE SUPREME PRIMITIVE VOID DRAGONS APPRENTICE" written on it.
At least I thought of it as a package.
"How do I use this, damn system?" I said.
[!DING JUST TOUCH THE SCREEN TO OPEN.]
I complied with the system's instructions and touched the screen.
As soon as I touched the package, several system notifications appeared.
[!DING HOST GAINED THE PRIMITIVE VOID DRAGON MANA TRAINING TECHNIQUE.]
[!DING HOST GAINED THE PRIMITIVE VOID DRAGON QI TRAINING TECHNIQUE.]
[!DING HOST GAINED THE PRIMITIVE VOID DRAGON AETHER TRAINING TECHNIQUE.]
[!DING HOST GAINED THE PRIMITIVE VOID AETHER GARMENT.]
[!DING HOST GAINED ACCESS TO THE SYSTEM WORLD MAP.]
Wow, I gained a lot, I guess this damn system sometimes works.
Let's see what they're good for.
[ Name: Primitive Void Dragon Mana Training Technique ]
[ Description: An esoteric mana training technique created by 2 of the 4 supreme beings living in the primitive void. With this technique, the user will rapidly increase their mana levels. ]
[ Instructions: It is recommended to use it with focus and calm. ]
Really, I'm in a cliché story.
Come on, please let me go, why isn't there anything decent in this damn world that isn't cliché?
I already know I need to focus when using this.
[!DING HOST, PLEASE DO NOT COMPARE THIS TECHNIQUE WITH OTHER TECHNIQUES, BECAUSE WHEN YOU MASTER THIS TECHNIQUE, YOU WILL TRULY BECOME A SUPREME BEING AND MANA WILL FLOW INTO YOUR WHOLE BODY WITHOUT EVEN NEEDING TO BREATHE.]
Hmm, classic techniques for a main character.
This damn thing, a technique that every main character has, and I'm just getting it early.
Forget it, let's look at all of them first.
[ Name: Primitive Void Dragon Qi Training Technique ]
[ Description: An esoteric Qi training technique created by 2 of the 4 supreme beings living in the primitive void. With this technique, the user will rapidly increase their Qi levels. ]
[ Instructions: The user must remain very calm while using this technique, as it will bring excessive power along with arrogance to the user. ]
This technique will be useful to me, but why would such a supreme technique bring arrogance as a side effect?
I've read that young lords become arrogant as they grow stronger, and I've done it too much.
Come on, let's look at the other one.
[ Name: Primitive Void Dragon Aether Training Technique ]
[ Description: An esoteric Aether training technique created by 2 of the 4 supreme beings living in the primitive void. With this technique, the user will rapidly increase their Aether levels. ]
[ Instructions: The user doesn't need to worry about anything, as this technique will take care of everything for you. ]
This technique really doesn't require anything.
Wait a minute, why are the descriptions so short?
[!DING HOST, THERE'S NO NEED FOR DESCRIPTIONS BECAUSE AS YOU BECOME MORE POWERFUL, EVERYTHING WILL AUTOMATICALLY COME TO YOU.]
I understand, so you're still talking about clichés, screw you, damn system.
[ Name: Primitive Void Aether Garment ]
[ Description: A supreme garment made by the supreme dragons of the primitive void, made of scales and blood essences, it will envelop your entire body and provide you with infinite comfort. ]
[ Instructions: Just take it from your inventory and wear it, it will adapt to you. ]
God, finally something of quality and something I needed.
I really needed this.
I'll boast about my power in this damn place and strut around like a god to others.
I don't care anymore, I already know I'm in a cliché story.
[!DING HOST, PLEASE REMOVE YOUR PERVERTED THOUGHTS FROM YOUR MIND.]
Shut up, damn system.
[!DING I HAVE A NAME, HOST. PLEASE CALL ME ANDE.]
Wow, the system actually has a name.
Damn system, if you had the luxury of answering my questions from the beginning, I could have talked to you using your name.
[!DING THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO, HOST. I WAS PUT OFFLINE AGAINST MY WILL DURING THOSE TIMES.]
Okay, let's forget about that and look at the last gift.
[ Name: World Map ]
[ Description: A map of the celestial planet Suplex where you live. ]
[ Instructions: You can use it from the system menu. ]
I opened the system menu, and it greeted me with a screen showing my statistics.
[ Name: Aldrich Aphelion ]
[ Race: Void Dragon ]
[ Lineage: Supreme Void Dragon ]
[ HP: 15,000/15,000 (Teen Dragon Level) ]
[ Mana: Null/♾️ (You don't have Mana because you haven't awakened.) ]
[ Qi: Null/♾️ (You don't have Qi because you haven't awakened.) ]
[ Aether: Null/♾️ (You don't have Aether because you haven't awakened.) ]
[ Strength: 2,000 (Teen Dragon Level) ]
[ Endurance: 2,000 (Teen Dragon Level)
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[ Speed: 2,000 (Teen Dragon Level) ]
[ Intelligence: ♾️/♾️ (Your intelligence varies depending on the situation.) ]
[ Overall Assessment: Despite not having awakened, you have the power to defeat a newly adolescent dragon. ]
What does it mean that your intelligence varies depending on the situation, system? What does that mean?
[!DING IT MEANS THAT DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION, YOU CAN BE BOTH VERY INTELLIGENT AND VERY STUPID.]
What, are you calling me stupid, you damn system?
[!DING NO, THE SERVER IS JUST ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION.]
Supposedly intelligent system, just stupid systems, let's look at this damn map.
Oh, screw it, what's this?
TO BE CONTINUED...