hello....

walking through the dark.

I don't remember from when or why am walking am just walking.

well let me speak about myself a little will my name is John tucker yes it's great name anyway am the best archaeologist in Norway yes there is few to begin with but am the best

last week I made great achievement in the history of nordic mythology ladies and gentlemen dram roll please because I have found the relic of surtr or as the ancients named it the harte of lava

in short it's a mythical item that could give anyone the power of controlling and making lava even cats can use it (the fear)

it was said that it's the source of the power that is given to the avatar of surtr the god of lava

but my happiness didn't last long because first it was not a heart but a mask someone should give a lesson to the people in naming something but not Chinese because I know they will name it something like the holly mask of destruction and chaos or something

anyway I traied and put it on and no I didn't became a vampire or lava monster of some sort and yah I even putted some of my blood on it and it didn't even glow but for my amusement but it definitely did something because the only thing I remember is feeling earth shaking at monsters level then here I am walking in this fucking darkness.

ONE HOUR LATER

I think I see some light

THREE HOURS LATER

come on why do even light move away from me

EIGHT HOURS LATER

sniff sniff stop moving let me out

AFTER LONG TIME THAT I HAD TO ASK MY SELF IF IT'S NORMAL TO NOT JUST STOP WALKING

John finally stopped walking not because of him getting crazy ofcourse not by any chance but don't speak with him don't ask why

anyway he stopped because he found a door and no it's not any over size or some magical door it's door

back to the person who was on the break of losing it he just pushed the door open and closed it for some time to make sure about this door, why didn't he just use it I don't know.

"WELL YOU STOP ALREADY YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THIS LETRLY FOR AGES NOW...hello do you hear me arg just great another one of them what a way to start my day with"

while John was in his own world he kept on hearing voices for some weird reason he thought the voice is speaking with him

"....what's y..... d.. .... under.... t.... w. .... ............"

then for some reason the voice stopped

??pov

"couldn't he choose someone who can at least think to be his avatar ahhhhhhgggg it was my fault to loose against him in poker stupid game on the good side maze doesn't know yet and that's what it should be until the next hell party now let's finish you off shall we you gonna love this that if you understand me but who cares (small evil laugh) first let's fix your head I don't like someone to say I work with crazy people so let go factory rest and (finger snaps) now look at you you look adorable but stop doring it's disgusting (snap) now I gave you the mind set of someone at his twenties now CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME "

??" stop with this can you shithead and who the hell are you wait who am I and where is here "

lucifer " oh how rude of me am Lucifer morning star and you are bob yah just bob "

"you must be kidding what kind of name bob is I don't feel any passion or anything and really Lucifer I think you can come up with something batter "

"I wish I could but god giveen am afraid "

"right so where is this place "

"yes I almost forget about this welcome to hell my friend "

"you must be joking it can't be could it "

"am afraid not "

"then let me ask you another question did I.

"no you didn't lose your v card and no getting raped by a girl doesn't count even though you didn't get "

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

A FEW HOURS LATER

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

"CAN YOU SHUT UP ALREADY YOU HAVE BEEN LIKE THIS FOR HOURS thankyou..hah now do you have any other questions "

"yes what is going to happen to me and why am here I don't remember who am I remember "

"oh straight to the point I like this anyway you are the choiceen one to get isekaied into some universe and who are you and who you were believe me you don't need to know but this is my gift for you but close your eyes first it's something magical good now count with me one two are you ready

yes I am

I don't hear you

YES I AM

good now (left hook right in the middle of bob poor face)

now this is great I Finley made him to shut up

now good bye to infinite and beyond "

(snap)