Ascension: Rise To Becoming Retarded

Name: Ascension: Rise To Becoming Retarded
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a man... gets reincarnated.. becomes the younger brother of ancestor of dragon nuts road to ascension and autism

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Chapter 11.ded xddd

I awake

old grandpa i see....

"old grandpa wat u do??!!"

old grandpa look warm eyes he say to me "u hae eyes but no see Mt.Tai..."

omg super cool cultivator r.o.b big man i see...

"grandpa let me become your younger brother xdedede"

old grandpa look very amused because idk plot.

"ohohohoho alright you are my younger brother bohohohoho"

*smirkes* huhuhuh harem beautiz wait for me.....

"big brother I want to cool powers and fly around I want to be strong enough to destroy ur mom xddd"

grandpa have cold eyes.. flashing with murderous intent....

"xdededede younger generation knows nothing frog in a well"

man slaps the bacc of my head i die...

*EXTREMELY LOUD GUT WRENCHING LIQUID FART SOUNDS*

i wake up to an extremely loud farting noise... i see a ceiling very ceiling like... this must be what a ceiling is...

i go outside..

cold beatty i see... i must have her... because idk...

"cold beauty xdedede let me rape u..."

cold beauty look at me with cold eyes and cold fingers and cold stuff becsu she is cold idk

"no.."

omg i was taken aback how could a woman do this t o me

eyes turn cold

i punch and the entire town is destroyed cold womans parents killed because of the strong punch

cold woman looks at the man

"omg u so stronkkk mary me..."

ohohooh i think very gud..

"ok i will marry u."

*24 centuries of sex later*

ok bye.. never see you later...

cold womar look "bye."

i go to bing chilling xiandagu ding dong bing bong xi jinping continent

"oh very beautiful continent" i say

young master mao zedong sees me...

"whada fuk how u no kneel kowtow to me? i am your parents??.."

mc look at him with coldor eyes because he is mc..

"faka u i only kneel to situ and when it is convenient to me"

*punches mao zedong out of existence..*

*thunder and lightning sounds come*

suddenly mysterious expert come...

"boy you don't see mt tai... i am his ancetosr ancetor i had gone into seclusion in the dinosaur age.."

i look at the man in front of me with cold er yes

"ok."

the man look at me with seething eyes like he wanted to devour my asshole...

"man u homo?" i said?

he said "yes".

i said "ok this is 21sdsdsfs lightyear it okay be gay."

the man suddenly became very peaceful because talk no jutsu...

" hanks...."

i punch him out of existence because gay people...

*smirkes.*

i look at the palace of bing chilling

a meter fallinn

it falls

a man appears

kobe bryant... my mortal enemy...

kobe bryant looks at me dead in the eyes with a blank look says...

"deez nuts."

The Father dies in the arms of his son.

The Magician plays his final card.

The Warrior of the Wind is honored.

The Ultimate Lifeform ceases thought.

The World is shattered.

The Reality is Destroyed.

-----------The ENd------

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