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Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

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Chapter 17 You're trying to scam someone, aren't you?

Seeing Yan Fang's flowery language, Wu Bin laughed.

"You've got some nerve to insult me."

Wu Bin took out the white card that Li Guotai had given him.

"Do you know what this is?"

Yan Fang looked confused and shook her head.

Wu Bin confidently said, "This is a medical card personally given to me by Director Li Guotai. With this card, I can put any medical bills on credit anywhere in the country, and I can enjoy the highest priority in treatment services!"

Yan Fang was even more baffled.

She had thought that Wu Bin might pull out a bank card, something like a Centurion, limited worldwide, something that would reflect his status and position.

But this kid pulled out a healthcare card?

Yan Fang chuckled lightly and, with a flick of her wrist, sent the card flying out of Wu Bin's hand.

"What's all this nonsense? Did you escape from some nuthouse? Do you believe I'd beat you to death?"

As soon as she heard Yan Fang was about to get physical, He Bingbing quickly shielded Wu Bin behind herself.

"Ma'am, please calm down. Wu Bin's health is very poor. If you really do hit him, you will bear all the consequences."

Wu Bin was also amused.

Hit me?

Who gave her the courage to speak to me like this?

Wu Bin gestured for He Bingbing to step aside, then pushed his face forward.

"Come on, auntie, don't be shy. Try touching me if you dare."

Arrogant, overbearing!

When Wu Bin thrust his face forward like that, the couple both turned blue with anger but really didn't dare to hit him.

Too many people around were recording with their phones, not to mention the security cameras overhead—hitting him would definitely cost them.

Seeing that the couple didn't take action, Wu Bin snorted coldly, "All that shouting, turns out you're just for show. And here I thought you really had the guts to touch me."

Yan Fang trembled with rage.

"You!"

Wu Bin snapped back without a shred of politeness.

"'You' what? If you have the guts, touch me; if you don't, then shut up and stop making a fool of yourself."

Wu Bin's retorts were a hit with the online audience!

"Didn't expect Wu Bin to be fragile but so impolite when he's clapping back!"

"You guys are underestimating college students' fighting spirit. You should know that most online keyboard warriors are college students."

"If it weren't for the live stream, I bet Wu Bin would've cursed even more fiercely."

"Wu Bin really is a student with a strong sense of justice. Don't look at his frail body, but he's bold. He directly intimidated the couple who didn't dare to lift a finger against him."

The netizens were thrilled, but the couple felt extremely frustrated.

Especially the middle-aged man, Lu Guanghao.

He was naturally hot-tempered, otherwise, he would not have rushed out to vent right after the car crash.

Now, seeing Wu Bin's blatant provocation, Lu Guanghao couldn't hold it in anymore.

He stepped in front of Wu Bin, clenched his fists and said:

"Kid, don't think I wouldn't dare to hit you. Beating you would only mean spending some money at most—we're not short of money. Do you understand that?!"

Wu Bin sneered disdainfully.

"Don't just talk the talk. If you have the guts, hit me. What's the use of only talking if you don't dare to act? You think I'd be afraid of your lip service?"

Fuck!

Lu Guanghao was furious.

He'd always been domineering in Jin City, never afraid of anyone.

He had originally intended to let this kid off, but now he was actually defying him?

Yan Fang also sensed Lu Guanghao's anger and incited from the side:

"Honey, teach him a lesson, I'll pay for it. If anything happens, I'll cover for you!"

Now that Yan Fang had put it that way, Lu Guanghao naturally couldn't lose face in front of his wife.

He stretched out his hand and slapped toward Wu Bin's head.

The force wasn't great, just a provocation.

Like an adult patting a child on the head, he wanted to put Wu Bin in his place.

Who would have thought that with just such a gentle push, Wu Bin would lose control and fall to the ground.

Lu Guanghao's heart skipped a beat, sensing that something was amiss.

Is this kid really that weak?

It felt just like slapping one of those human-shaped signboards on the roadside.

He couldn't be trying to scam money, could he?

While Lu Guanghao was thinking this, Wu Bin had already fallen heavily to the ground.

What was more terrifying was that Wu Bin's fall caused his head to strike directly against the curb!

Blood spurted from Wu Bin's eyes, and he clutched at his bleeding eyes, screaming in agony on the ground.

"Fuck, my eyes!"

Just as Wu Bin fell, the severe disability he'd chosen took effect.

But Wu Bin had never imagined that this time the severe disability would affect his eyes!

It felt as though his eyes were cruelly torn by someone's hands, followed by intense pain that shot into his brain, nearly knocking Wu Bin out from the agony!

No wonder this severe disability was ranked alongside sudden death; the pain alone was enough to make Wu Bin curse.

Watching Wu Bin rolling on the ground in pain, Yan Fang snorted coldly:

"You brat, don't think I don't know you're just trying to scam money. It's pointless; with modern medicine, they'll know immediately whether you're injured or not. What's the use of pretending?"

Yan Fang even touched Wu Bin with her high-heeled shoe, trying to make him get up from the ground.

But when Wu Bin turned his face to her, it gave Yan Fang quite a shock.

Blood tears streamed down Wu Bin's face, and his expression of agony made all the bystanders gasp.

"Quick, call 120, get the ambulance here fast!"

"Call the police, call them now!"

Yan Fang was dumbstruck because Wu Bin's pitiful state didn't seem faked.

Lu Guanghao was also stunned; he reflexively looked at his own right hand. He had only lightly patted Wu Bin's head; it couldn't have been that exaggerated, could it?

"Honey... honey, shall we leave now?"

Yan Fang sneakily tugged at Lu Guanghao, hoping to slip away.

But the bystanders had already had their eyes fixed on the two of them, and as soon as they made a move to leave, the crowd immediately closed in on them.

"No way, you can't go!"

"Right, you can't just hit someone and walk away like that! You're not allowed to leave!"

The couple had been too arrogant before, and the bystanders couldn't stand it anymore.

Plus, since the couple had beaten up Wu Bin, they had already incited public outrage.

Just then, the police arrived.

"Move aside, don't crowd around."

Two police cars stopped by the roadside, and four officers walked over.

"What happened here, who called the police?"

The leading older officer asked.

He Bingbing quickly said, "I called the police, my car collided with theirs."

Kang Xing frowned slightly, visibly displeased.

"A traffic accident? Then you should be calling the traffic police, not us."

He Bingbing hurriedly explained, "Officer, it was indeed a simple traffic accident at first, but then this man came down and started smashing our car, which was quite frightening."

"And he even assaulted someone just now."

Kang Xing scratched his head, thinking about how to minimize the situation.

He had dealt with many such disputes, and usually, if it was mutual combat, just having both parties take their lumps was enough.

However, when Kang Xing saw a clear view of Wu Bin lying on the ground, his expression immediately changed.

"Fuck, this is serious!"