Short Ork Interlude

Gorgutz da Dikkrusha was not a happy Warboss.

It all started around two months ago when an Ork Boy came rushing into him...then he squished the little git...no one challenges Gorgutz da Dikkrusha and come up alive.... then came another git...and another... until by the end of the second month a Mekboy came.

"Boss! Boss!!!!" cried the Mekboy.

"Wot?!"

"We kan't go in 'da mountain base!"

"Wot 'da zog are yer talk'n about, ya little git? Wot da ya mean ya kan't go in 'da mountin' base?!" hollered Gorgutz as he grabs the mekboy by the head.

"We tried gunna get more dakkaz from 'da boss towa but we kan't go inside. Da nobs an' mekboyz keep go'n back ta da entrance."

"Wot? Wot dis?! What about da Killa Kanz an' da Gorkanaut inside da mountin' base?"

"Dey are still inside 'da boss towa inside da mountin' base boss" exclaimed da mekboy fearfully as da warboss's grip on 'em nek grew tighta an tighta.

The Warboss roared angrily and threw the mekboy into some Nobs zoggin' around, making a light 'ding' sound as the mekboy's helmet collided with the armor on the nob.

"I be finking 'der iz warp sorcery dere boss" said a Nob on the side.

"Pointy Gits!!!! If I kan't have ma Killa kanz an' Gorkanaut... no wun else kan have it..." shouted the Warboss as he hefted his MegaKrusha Hammer.

He faced his brethren and hollered...

"Use all da Lobba an' targetz da mountin'. Bring more Dakka. Lez go Boyz we gunna' hav sum gud KRUMPIN' !!!"

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!