Tsunade Senju (part 1)

"NAOO~!!"

At 5am Jiraya was already shouting in front of his door.He wanted to gut him alive but decided against it and juts woke up, grumbling about stupid old man.

Jiraya was about to shout once more but the door suddenly opened and a hand pulled him in the appartment.

"Shout, just once fucking more and i'm going to burn every copy of Icha Icha in the world!"Said Nao as he went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.Jiraya paled a little but shook his head and sat down in front of the table.As he waited for breakfast Jiraya smelt something weird coming from the only empty room in the appartment.He knew that Nao told him to never enter it but the temptation was just too great.

Sneaking towards the door he pulled the handle and opened it.A foul smell of rotten corpse was present in the entire room but Jiraya couldn't see anything.He already knew what was inside but he had to confirm it by himself.

"Katon:Anbātōchi"

A little flame appeared in his hand and he used it as a torch.He approached the middle of the room and immediately fell on his butt.

"ARGHHHHH!!!!"

Nao was cooking when he heard the scream so he ran towards the room and burst into laughter when he saw that Jiraya had pissed himself.

"HAHAHA!AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A WAR VETERAN!!"

Jiraya glared at him and got up, averting his gaze from the horrible 'thing' that Nao had let in the room.He walked and when he reached Nao he looked at him with slight fear.

"I'm used to your psychotic behaviour but that....That's juts pure evil and madness."Said Jiraya as he continued towards the table.

"Oh jiraya~Flattery don't work on me.HAHAHAH!"

Jiraya winced and suddenly found the table more interesting than the psychopath a few meters away from him.

They quickly ate breakfast and went to the Hokage's office.

Hiruzen was already waiting for them so he just told them the basic informations they needed to find Tsunade.They both knew how to find her so they directly departed without even preparing a bag with supplies.The trip wouldn't be long , plus there would be many towns on the road.

"You know, i'm wondering how she can still consider herself a medical-nin when she has hemophobia."(Extreme fear of blood)

Jiraya sighed and looked at the sky.

"Not everyone can be perfect Nao, also we can't really blame her with everything she had to endure.She lost everything in this village."Said Jiraya, hoping that this would be enough reason for Nao.

"Yeah riiight.....EVERYTHING.....HAHAHA!Everything!Seems like you don't even consider yourself as her friend if you say that, maybe you understood that she only gave a fuck to her family.She doesn't want to help Konoha, for her only her clan and her lover were important, everyone in the village doesn't matter for her and don't you dare say that's not true!She abandoned the village with some half-assed excuses and you all consider her as some sort of hero.Not really surprising from people who respect Minato, the guy who sealed a demon in his own son and sacrificed himself when he could've simply switched with Hiruzen."Said Nao, Jiraya wanted to refute but couldn't.When you thought about it, it made sense.Minato at that time had many ways to end the Kyuubi attack and not die.He could've also take any babies from an orphanage since he had Hiraishin markers in the entire village.In the end they could only blame his stupidity at such a critical moment, he was trained to resist pressure and stress yet it seems that he made a fatal error in sealing the Kyuubi in his son.

They continued to walk silently as the mood became tense.Jiraya knew that Nao hated Minato for what he did to Naruto, for some reasons Nao said that Naruto made him think of how he was when he was little.Jiraya didn't knew anything about Nao's past but never asked, not wanting to could anger Nao.

They arrived at a little town called Amazu and began to search for Tsunade.According to some rumors it seemed that the Slug sage was last seen here, gambling with some money that she borrowed from a rich guy in Ame.Jiraya went to the public baths for...Research, while Nao went to the casino.

He only took two steps in the casino that he already saw the busty blonde, arguing with a rather muscular man who was asking her to leave.He approached them, pretending that he was just a normal guy.

"I'm staying here you big ape!I came to make money and i ain't coming out from the casino without some ryos in my pocket!!"Said Tsunade as the woman besides her , Shizune kept quiet

"Listen here Miss, i'm really sorry but you have to leave this casino.Clients have been complaining about you cheating while some staff members said that you vented your anger on them.I can't let something like that slide."Said the man with a sad smile when he looked at Shizune, it was obvious that she was used to this.

"WHAT?!I juts grazed them a little bit!!"

"You broke a staff member arm, beat one so much he will only wake up in two days while you punched one so hard you nearly crushed his skull."Said the man with a deadpan.

"......"Shizune was literally about to cry when she saw how ridiculous her master was.She was used to it but this time Tsunade was so drunk,she couldn't control herself.

"AHH?!*HIC*LISTEN HERE BOY!*HIC*I WAS A NINJA BEFORE YOU*HIC*WERE EVEN BORN!!LET ME STAY OR I'M GOING TO*HIC*KILL YOU!!"Shouted Tsunade with a red face, she really drank too much.The man saw that and decided to call some help to make her leave without hurting her, after all she was juts drunk you can't juts hit someone because they're too drunk.

When another man was about to help him they saw a cloaked figure coming to them.

"OY!!ARE YOU THE SLUT SAGE?!"

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