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A Man Living in the Countryside Would Fly Up to Heaven at Daytime

"Su Yu was tired of the high life in the city. He quit his job and went back to the countryside. He linked himself to a webcast system focusing on country life. He would livestream his carefree country life every day. Growing flowers, walking his dog, and raising a giant white snake. Life was good. However, as time went by, his audience found him to be an unusual network anchor. Fighting against tigers barehandedly. Pulling up trees hit by lightning. He even livestreamed how he conquered a group of robbers through the fire magic. His audience asked, ""Anchor, be honest with us. Are you cultivating behind our back?"" Su Yu answered, ""Of course not. Cultivation is only an illusion. How could it be real? Have some faith in the science, please!"" The audience went on, ""So, could you explain what happened to your yellow dog and white snake?"" Su Yu looked back. Not until then did he find his yellow dog had suddenly learnt to float in the air. It was right in the air at this moment. As to that white snake, it had started to shed its skin, and dragon horns and limbs were growing out. Su Yu said, ""Okay, believe me. I will find a scientific explanation for this!"" The audience said, ""Forget about that for now. Look at the thunder clouds over your head. Why don't you just admit you are going through a calamity? Don't claim it is a thundershower to lie to us. How come the lightning over your house is golden?"" Su Yu was embarrassed. He did not expect his audience to find his secret out. Since they had found it out, Su Yu would stop pretending. ""That is right. I am a cultivator. I have come clean!"" Then, in the face of the whole world, Su Yu went through the thunder calamity successfully and flew up to heaven at daytime! "

the Fiery Passionate Kid · Ciudad
Sin suficientes valoraciones
40 Chs

I Don't Know How Good A Wealthy Woman Was When I Was Young; I Thought A Young And Naive Girl Was Better

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

As far as Su Yu could remember, he had been neighbors with Uncle Zhang since his birth.

Back then, both families used to have frequent visits, and Su Yu was familiar with eating at Uncle Zhang's place daily. Both Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang treated him like their own.

A few years ago, after Su Yu's parents died in a car crash, both Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang had followed Su Yu around to deal with the funeral.

Su Yu also used to call Uncle Zhang back when he was working to ask him for advice. Truth be told, even Su Yu's relatives were not as close and as caring as Uncle Zhang was.

Therefore, in Su Yu's heart, Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang were like his second parents.

Now that Uncle Zhang was having a problem with his back, Su Yu would spend a million or even 10 million Popularity just to help Uncle Zhang recover, let alone 150,000 Popularity.

He bought the Cerulean Sky Chiropractic Hands manual and the Black Jade Discontinuous Balm.

The knowledge of the massage method was then transferred into his mind. As for the Black Jade Discontinuous Balm, it appeared in the form of a white bottle.

Su Yu opened it for a sniff and found that it smelled refreshing.

"Uncle Zhang, hold up!" Su Yu called out to Uncle Zhang.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing special. Let me have a look at your back," Su Yu said.

"You? Do you even know how to?" Uncle Zhang was rather surprised. He did not remember Su Yu being a medical student or having related knowledge about treating illnesses.

Su Yu said, "I learned a little during my university days. I can give you a massage with some balm. It should get better."

"Okay."

Su Yu then accompanied Uncle Zhang back to his home and told him to lie down on the bed.

Since Uncle Zhang had to expose his back, Su Yu asked him for permission out of respect, "Uncle Zhang, if you don't mind, I'll keep the stream on."

"It's fine, just keep it on. I'm a big, strong man. What am I afraid of?" Uncle Zhang said.

Su Yu then put the camera beside the bed.

"What are you doing, Su Yu?"

"It looks like he's trying to give Uncle Zhang a massage."

"Shock! A live-streamer with a million fans on Lion Fang is streaming 'carnal exercise'!"

"To hell with your carnal exercise! But what's wrong with Uncle Zhang?"

"Is it his back?"

Su Yu said to his viewers, "Uncle Zhang is suffering from lumbar disc herniation, and it's gotten to the point that it's already hurting his nerves. I'm giving him a massage to fix the posture."

"Lumbar disc herniation? Is a massage even going to suffice?"

"I think it can ease the pain."

When Su Yu took Uncle Zhang's shirt off, Uncle Zhang's brown, muscular body was exposed to the camera instantly.

There was even a large scar on his back that was impactful to the viewers' eyes.

"D*mnit! Uncle Zhang's body is worthy of my knees!"

"He's as fit as those protein b*stards from the gym!"

"Uncle Zhang! You are the best!"

"Uncle Zhang looks like he used to train. Otherwise, he shouldn't have such a muscular body."

"What's with the scar on his back? It's serious."

Su Yu said, "Uncle Zhang used to be our village's best hunter. He used to go into the mountains when he was young, so it's normal for him to have such a muscular body. As for the scar on the back...Uncle Zhang, where did you get this?"

He did not know about the scar on Uncle Zhang's back either because he had never seen it before.

While lying on the bed, Uncle Zhang said, "That scar? I was attacked by a black bear in the mountains a long time ago. It's nothing. It's a very old scar, and I've gotten used to it."

A black bear?!

Su Yu gasped in shock.

A bear encounter in the mountains? 

It seemed like Uncle Zhang had not just been an ordinary hunter when he was young. Those who escaped a black bear alive would never be deemed ordinary.

Awesome, Uncle Zhang!

Su Yu rubbed his hands and prepared himself for the massage.

"Here I go, Uncle Zhang."

He started by searching for the right acupuncture point.

Cerulean Sky Chiropractic Hands!

According to the system description, the chiropractic massage was effective and strong. As its name suggested, no matter how chronic the situation was, as long as it was a dislocated bone or a sprain, it would be effective. 

The patient would see obvious recovery the next morning.

Su Yu had mastered all the massaging techniques from the system, hence he was giving Uncle Zhang the best massage he could.

Uncle Zhang felt excruciating pain on his back at first, but it soon faded and was then replaced by comfort.

The viewers from the stream watched from a third-person perspective. They saw Su Yu massaging Uncle Zhang professionally while appearing unusually charming. He looked like a skilled masseur who had been massaging for a decade.

As the massage went on, white steam came out from Su Yu's hands.

"Holy sh*t! Is that smoke?!"

"Are you for real? Smoke?!"

"He's really good with the technique! Master Su must've been practicing!"

"Damn! It's just a massage, but it seems like it's something that I cannot afford!"

[Gu Si sent you 10 Super Rockets]

Gu Si was also in the stream during the massage. She said, "Nice technique you've got there, handsome! I'll drop by for a session when I have the time!"

Back on the second floor of Changfeng Automobile Shop, Gu Si was watching Su Yu's stream on her chair. Her interest in Su Yu grew by the second.

How much more hidden talents did Su Yu have up his sleeve? He was precious!

Su Yu reacted with a twitch on his face when he saw Gu Si's name. He remembered that name. It was the wealthy woman who had followed him all the way back home the other day.

She really did come to check out his stream.

"Thank you for your 10 Super Rockets, Gu Si!"

Gu Si said, "You're welcome. I'll drop by for dinner if I have the time."

"Welcome!"

A Super Rocket was around 1,000 RMB, so 10 would cost 10,000 RMB!

Gu Si was generous with the gifts, so Su Yu was fine with her dropping by for a meal or two.

Then, the viewers in the stream noticed the little interaction between Su Yu and Gu Si.

"Holy moly cow! Does Master Su know Gu Si?"

"I just tapped into her profile. She's a mature lady in her 30s, and she seems extremely rich."

"Is Master Su a sugar baby now? Master Su, you've fallen!"

Su Yu rolled his eyes. "What are you guys talking about? What sugar baby? We are just friends!"

He could not put up with the ridicule anymore. The viewers in this session seemed to have dirty thoughts.

"Friends? I don't believe you!"

"I don't believe you two!"

"I have a series of friends as well!"

"When you are young, you don't know how great a wealthy mature woman is, and you think a young and naive girl is better; you don't know how great it is to not work and get paid. By the time you realize it, you've wasted your youth on something else."

"A mature and wealthy lady is the best! A mature and wealthy lady is awesome! She is the light in the darkest tunnel! Master Su, cherish what you have now!"

Su Yu was silenced. He was defeated by his viewers and decided to flee. After messaging for a while, he took the bottle of Black Jade Discontinuous Balm out of his pocket.

"Lil' Yu, what's that?" Uncle Zhang asked.

"This is a medical balm passed down through generations. It's used to cure bone problems."

"It's from your family? Why haven't I heard of it before?"

"Uhm…It's secretly passed down? Only my family knew about it, so it's totally normal that you wouldn't know."

"Okay then, go ahead."

Uncle Zhang nodded. He had already handed his back to Su Yu, so he might as well trust the boy with whatever he had in mind.