Chapter 57

Carina's POV 

I trusted him so I left it in his hands and by God I regret it 

It's been a week since Grozdan declared he'd find a way for us to get into the grand hall and in that week I've shot down 106 different plans which include bungee cords, dragon's blood, a circus clown, a 7000hp jet engine, fireworks and a can of soup 

I swear I'd be a lot more pissed if he didn't look like a kicked puppy every time I turned away one of his plans, the last plan he told me actually sounded reasonable up till the point where he suggested a string quartet 

It got to the point that Michiko would rub his back after each rejection as moral support, he'd sulk while he accepted her back rubs then he'd jump to his feet and run in the opposite direction promising to come up with a new plan 

By the 86th plan, Dorothea suggested we crucify him at sunrise which I turned down because the sun never actually rises in this dimension