Recommendation
How dost thou, my cumrades? Thy slave is suffering on bed and he beseeches thee to soothe his boring mind with your adored collection of Martial Arts Literature.
Early Modern English is tough. I give up. Anyways, recommend me some CN cultivation stuff cause I am bored and in pain from ear infection. It's my obligation to watch others suffer and get faceslapped.
Who knows I might toss Asahi into that world in the future?