Ran out of Title Ideas

"We're Home!"

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Their shout for glory was something you wouldn't expect from a couple that lives a luxurious lifestyle, 'Freely expresses their emotions unlike the cliche 'can't read the face' vibe, I'm already loving this!'

As Kaga took the view around her once more, she couldn't help but feel that she is above what others would call a golden spoon.

'Maybe I should've made myself a God on the survey instead too?', she thought to herself about how rule-breaking that survey was and she even wondered who could make such a thing.

Suddenly a carpet-like feeling was being rubbed all over her cheeks pulling her out of her reverie. Kaga squirmed to try and get away from such sensation and as if noticing her struggle her mom stepped in.

"Dear, would you like to sleep on the couch?", her mom threatened her dad from annoying their child until she felt discomfort.

Ryu who heard this immediately backed away and could only sigh in defeat, "But my beard is soft...", he tried arguing but was only met with a swift counter.

"Her skin is still sensitive, to her it's like a toothbrush!", Ayane rebutted with facts that cannot be answered back to and immediately returned her attention to her baby.

She decided to strike while the iron was hot and rubbed her cheeks instead, the result? Kaga couldn't help but giggle at how soft and plump her mother's cheeks were.

Ryu who looked at this scene can only feel a pang in his heart, 'This is too cute...maybe I should shave?', but before he could even make his thought into action he was halted immediately.

"Don't even think of shaving since Kaga might think you're a different person", the words of his wife travelled through his ears, he could only plop onto the couch in defeat.

Kaga who was watching this scene giggled even more at her father's defeat, she now knew who wore the pants in this household.

"Sebas! Mind taking pictures of me and Kaga, will you?", Ayane called and almost instantly an elderly but masculine man came holding a camera and bowed in one perfect motion.

"Will do, Madam", he said stoically as he began taking ungodly amounts of pictures where the mother and daughter pair shined brightly within them.

Meanwhile, Kaga who was staring intently at Sebas was only thinking one thing, 'It's Sebas!', she immediately assumed that this is an alternate universe though she hoped a certain skeleton wouldn't appear.

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In another Universe-

A Skeleton donning robes that signified power and his mastery over magic was about to finish his speech in front of his subordinates when...

"...we will-ACHOO-", the moment he sneezed everyone stood quiet, and at the same time Momonga or now known as Ainz Oowl Gown was thinking that skeletons could sneeze.

"AINZ-SAMA!"

"HE IS SICK!"

"GET A TREASURE!"

"MY LOVE SHALL CURE YOU AINZ-SAMA!"

Chaos wreaked havoc within the Guardians thinking their Lord has fallen sick.

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After the short 'Fashion Show' of being photographed who knows how many times their head butler snapped shots, the mother of Kaga has already decided that Kaga is tired after witnessing her drooping eyelids.

SNAP x???

Of course...Sebas didn't miss this opportunity and snapped a couple of 'extra' shots much to Kaga's want and need for sleep.

Mother and Father walking side by side with their newborn baby in their arms as they travelled to their room where their Baby's crib is. Reaching the room and placing the already asleep baby comfortably down.

"We're going to be fending the hungry vultures away from our Little Kaga, she's just too cute!", Ayane exclaimed in pure joy and emanated bloodlust...cute for her child and bloodlust for the suitors.

As if roaring to go and beat up children at this time of the night, the husband was already rolling his sleeves in preparation, "Let them come! Even a snotty brat of a Prince can't pressure our Family!"

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KAGA'S POV-

Before I knew it, it was already morning as the gentle rays of the morning sun caressed my skin leaving a sweet warm sensation.

Looking around I couldn't help but feel a sudden hit of guilt, 'I'm in this new life and I didn't get to even say goodbye to my family...even though it was a loveless one but they still provided for me', thinking of everything I have experienced.

I couldn't help but cry at how for a moment I was already quick to leave and almost forget everything my previous life had. This life just seemed so...unreal...doting parents, ceilings higher than I could imagine, the quality of air being breathed...everything was just so much better!

Yet I couldn't help but think that I did nothing to even deserve an ounce of this, and as if sensing my pain my mother immediately swooped me in her arms and rocked me around the air.

I wouldn't know this yet but apparently, my mother can sense the emotions from people and she seemed to have sensed sadness within me which startled her immediately.

(Think of it as animal instincts, yeah?)

"Hum~ Hum~ Humm~, don't cry mama's here", she soothed me with her melodic voice that gradually calmed me and I couldn't help but muster all my strength to grab on to her almost as if she would disappear.

"You're afraid? I will protect you my little one~", she continued stating my emotions...maybe she can sense them I wondered?

Then she did what I forgot babies did...drink from their mothers...

She easily undid her robe and showed her breast with a perfect pinkish round areole and nipple, and there was me who unconsciously grabbed onto it and began sucking down on my breakfast was astonished.

'This tastes amazing! Or maybe because I haven't tasted anything for months?', I sucked while thinking as to why breast milk tasted so heavenly...even though I never remembered trying one in my past life.

After having my fill I latched off...now I sound like a parasite.

Anyway, as I was done with my breakfast my heavy sleeper of a father was woken up by mom, "Psst. I and Little Kaga will be walking around the gardens, okay?", she said softly but my father could only grunt in response.

Making our way through the hallway I was marvelling at everything my eyes laid upon, the hallway itself was already bigger than my parent's house, how can my dingy college dorm compare?

*BANG!*

"My daughter! Where is my granddaughter?", someone came in like a missile barging through the main entrance of the house. Though when I looked I couldn't help but just noticed a middle-aged woman with fox ears that was finding her granddaughter, me.

"Mother, you will startle Little Kaga", Mom reprimanded her Mother with a pout but was ignored as grandma was only focused on me with predatory eyes.

"Found you!", Grandma said as she darted towards me like a blur, and before I knew it I was pulled away and brought into her arms.

Ignoring the stunned looks of my mother, "Let's go to the gardens shall we?", smiling as she rubbed my cheeks with her soft fingers. 'Gosh, what's with the soft hands in this family?', thinking but responded with a giggle.

Taking my giggle as a sign of approval we with my Mom tagging along made our way to the garden, "Where's Father? I don't sense him around the house?", they conversed.

"Lazy and slow to drive as always, so I ran instead", she huffed still annoyed for how slow the person she grumbled about drove. Mom couldn't help but chuckle and released shocking information for me.

"100 km/hr is not driving slow Mother maybe you were just too excited to meet little Kaga", smiling at the fact that her mother was just too excited.

I, however, was amazed even further! 100km/hr was slow for Grandma? From the anime, not everyone can even travel that fast physically and my youthful grandma was able to beat a car and arrived without a sweat!

Not giving my attention to them anymore, I looked at the wonders around me or more specifically the variation of flowers and the lush greenery, 'Those flowers by themselves seem more expensive than what I spend in a month...'

"Kaga, my dear, would you like to come home with me?", my Grandma joked and threw a curveball at me to which I giggled to since it was only a joke...right?

"Mother, please don't take Kaga's giggle for approval", Mom said as she massages the temples of her head, "There's always next time~, Grandma hummed and skipped along and we explored this one of a kind garden.

'A good life is already slapping me...can't wait for more.'

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(CHEERS!)