once upon a time, in a galaxy not too far away. there lived a single salted fish master. his life isn't poor, but it cannot be said rich also.
he spent his time on mobile games after finishing college. and it's been a year since then.
" Attack the tower, dammit it just a single slash! to victories! " a not so thin guys shout out to his headphone.
"Easy to say! why don't you help us defeat this freaking lord first! can't you see that the enemies will respawn in less than 10 seconds! and why are you jungle-ing! it's been nearly 30 minutes! aren't you supposed to be the first to get a complete set builds? you are a freaking assassin!!!"
"I use Lancelot dammit! In late game, I your father could get insta-killed by any marksmen in game! "
" Hide behind me then! "
" you're A freaking support!"
" At least my health points are far more than yours! I could even give you a temporary shield! I'm Diggie remember!"
after much-much profanities and useless chat later, finally, the lord got stolen, and the enemies are soon marched towards his base.
*Defeat*
a familiar sound ringing in the guy ears, soon the guy can no longer contain his feelings.
" My legend Rank!!! no!!! " a scream of despair sounded in an apartment complex.
After losing 3 times straight, he finally lost his rank in legend.
" ah well, I'll just search for a way to reach legend in Mobile Legend later, after all, I got an interview tomorrow, and it's late at night now time for me to sleep~" throwing his phone to the side, hugging his doll that he won by luck, he soon drifted to the land of sleep.
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*rang* *rang* *rang*
annoying alarms awoke him from his sleep, the guy soon gets up and brush his teeth, seeing his reflection in the mirror, he soon asked himself: 'since when did I get so blurry?' while wiping the mirror glass.
he soon saw himself in the mirror: 'it's normal, what's wrong then?' after looking at his surroundings he soon realized what actually happened.
"I got kidna... I mean crossed!" The guy said with a look of excitement.
'after reading all those novels, finally, it's my turn! thank God! The lord of all realms! for giving me this opportunity to shine myself!....' the guy soon spewed many things in his heart that even the author can't follow his line of thinking.
"but there seems to be only one problem.... why must you sent me to the past!" the guy said remorsefully.
he soon got another realization...
'Your Grandma! even my apartment isn't even spared with my crossing! my squeaky bed! my glorious image (of myself) on the wall is gone! and even my Mr.Bear aren't spared!'
Σ(`Д´ )!?
'at least, please give me a golden finger! or two! or maybe three!'
he soon searched for his 'own' house for something of value, in the end, he found: a diary, an id, a 100 dollars in cash, and a strange newspaper, with an odd content: army... recruitment ...Nazi... Hydra... 1943 ...
'now hold up for a second! Did I just crossed to Marvel... Nooo!' in a moment of panic he threw the diary to the wall.
*beep* Host: Archain; have login successfully.
'well at least I got System as my golden finger.' (o≖◡≖)