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Wilderness Livestream: Other People Struggle to Survive While I Became Famous by Looking After a Cat
#I asked you to survive in the wild, but you're raising a cat while doing livestreams?# #I thought you were here just to make up the numbers, but you're taking the entire internet by storm?# Song Qingyou transmigrated over a dozen times for the sake of survival before she finally returned to her original world. She wanted to laze around and do nothing, but she was forced to fend for herself in the wilderness due to her unfortunate circumstances. However, after finding a cat, her life turned out to be completely different from the rest. Other people started the game with straight knives and lighters... But she started with a cat. Other people exhausted themselves from climbing trees to harvest fruits... But she barbecued fish for her cat. Other people worked hard to build their own shelters... But she made a nest for her cat. *** Everyone waited for nature to teach Song Qingyou a lesson on how to behave like a normal person, but she was going through the survival game as if she was on vacation. She went viral on the internet. *** Song Qingyou thought her cat was just a little smarter than ordinary cats, but it turned into a human one day... Later, Song Qingyou was photographed going out with the CEO of Jiang Group. Song Qingyou clarified things during a livestream, "It's a coincidence. We're not dating each other." Before she could finish her sentence, Jiang Zhihan, who had transformed into a human again, walked past the camera. That, too, went viral. Song Qingyou quickly started to explain herself. "We're ordinary friends. We're not living together." Just as she finished saying that, Jiang Zhihan appeared again in a bathrobe and said, "We're out of shower gel. Don't forget to buy the same one you did last time." Song Qingyou subconsciously answered, "Okay." People who were watching the livestream fell silent. #You certainly aren't dating each other. You're practically married, aren't you?!"
Mu Jiancheng · Urban
4.6
No Way People Find Cultivation Difficult, Right?
It’s the 3rd of March of the Immortal Martial era. Under the Sect Leader’s unremitting efforts, the Qingyun Dao Sect finally welcomes its eighth disciple, Ye Ping. In order to make Ye Ping stay and to earn his respect, everyone in the sect resorts to all sorts of tricks to deceive him. They boast and pretend to be peerless Sword Dao experts, geniuses in cultivation, alchemy, refinement, divination, alchemy arrays, treasure appraising, and sons of destiny. For the sake of maintaining the image of geniuses, they teach Ye Ping all sorts of nonsensical things. They make Ye Ping try to gain an epiphany out of a random sword mark. They take out a random big pot and make Ye Ping refine supreme-grade pills with it. They take out a random copper coin and make Ye Ping deduce the ultimate heavenly secret. They initially hope to just delay the time that Ye Ping discovers the truth so that he would stay in the sect for a while longer. However, to their surprise, their new little Junior Brother… manages to learn everything.
Dark Knight · Ost
4.3
#FUTUREWORLD
People Found Out About The Base I Built On the Moon
Zhao Yu came to the deserted planet to build a base, create an underground city and hide in it. Worried about the threat from the unknown civilization, Zhao Yu dug out a small half of the planet and built star destroyer cannons capable of destroying the planet, as well as tens of thousands of fully intelligent mechanical dogs in various forms. The defensive robotic dog, the Gate God, would disguise itself as a small mountain and fortify around the base. Detection and gathering robot dog - Tsotan, would disguise as a rolling stone and wander around the planet to collect useful resources. Combat robot dog - Nezha, would disguise as a crater, scattered around the base, ready to be able to attack the enemies that may come. Around the base, they were ready to attack the enemies that might come. On this day, his gathering robot dog - Tsotan, dragged back a spaceship. It captured three alien creatures, claiming to be from Earth. Zhao Yu was confused. "Didn't I travel to the deep space of the universe? How come I'm on the back of the moon and being treated as an alien by humans?"
Silver Lining · sci-fi
3.3
#SYSTEM #KINGDOMBUILDING #LEVELUP #REBIRTH
Lord Of The People: I Recruited A Mutant Succubus From The Start
The whole world mutated. Mysterious resurrections happened in real life. The Tribulation descended. Everyone would awaken the ability to rule over beasts at the age of 18 and obtain a Lord Space of their own. After one month, their Lord Space would materialize and they would become a Lord. When they awakened, each Lord would obtain a summoning pool to summon their own troops. They had to plunder resources, strengthen their troops, expand their territory and defend themselves against the invasion of demons! Ren Qi recruited a mutated succubus from the very start. She could keep ascending until she became a fallen angel! Someone exclaimed, “Someone managed to recruit a succubus?” Another person said, “Why are you envious of him? Succubi don't have much combat ability and are weak. When his Lord Space materializes, he will most likely be consumed by the demons.” Someone said, “Hahaha, I awakened a top-tier troop, the Golden Tiger. I am invincible.” Not long after, Ren Qi’s territory expanded to the Warring Nation Level. A group of fallen angels stood beside him as they looked down on all the demons. The weakest fallen angel was an existence akin to a demigod.
Long Qingwen · sci-fi
3.9
#ACTION #SUPERPOWERS #TRANSMIGRATION #VILLAIN #SURVIVAL #SURVIVALGAME #MULTIVERSE
All people in Death game: I steal and evolve abilitys
[ Are you sure, you want to join a hundred-player survival battle? ] "Yes." [ One month of your life span has been charged for access to the game ] [ If you finish the game in the first place, you will get +1 year of life span as a reward ] [ If you finish in the top three, you will get +4 months of life span ] [ If you finish in the top ten, you will get the life span you paid to access the game restored ] I already knew these things thanks to the research I did on the internet, so I closed the system screens by pressing the skip button at the bottom of each one. And when the countdown ended, the game started. In this strange world where people stop growing old after they turn 18, eternal life is more than just a dream. Everyone in this game right now was here to follow this reachable dream. Pity them... They are so focused on the prize of a longer life span and miss out on the real fun... ------- in a few minutes Activate my special ability as the corpse under my feet disappears in an animation of ones and zeros. [ SSS class special ability I'M BETTER THAN YOU steals the ability of the killed enemy ] [ Congratulations on obtaining the F class special ability STONE THROW. ( Stone throw: summon a stone that hits strength*1 damage into your palm once every three minutes ) please eliminate more players to evolve the ability ] ------- 10 minutes later After killing the eighth player, I transferred all 10 assignable stat points to my strength stat and used the symbol on the top of my right hand to call up my profile screen and check my ability. [ Congratulations you eliminated a player ] [ Your SSS class I'M BETTER THAN YOU ability has evolved your SS class STONE THROW ability into SSS class ] [ SSS - Stone throw: summon a stone weighing strength*100 tons that hit strength*1000 damage to a location at a distance of intelligence*3000 meters ] -------- In the next moment, players hiding in different parts of the 1000*1000 meter safe zone, waiting for the new safe zone to be determined, suddenly noticed that the sky had darkened. The players looked up, confused as to whether the game mode they had joined had such a function or not, and then they saw a meteor, big enough to cover the entire game map, break the clouds and fall on them. ------- When Victor took a break from playing death games on the planet where his soul transferred to, he got a call for help from the mother of his new body. Victor thinks he's going to get a little action and goes to rescue Lara, but he fails, becomes responsible for the mysterious deaths of several people, and becomes an unwilling participant in an organization they call themselves the Time Bureau. --------______--------- Patreon/OLD_storage this book's best PS ranking no 24 (last 30 days) release ranking no 47
saka_sama · Urban
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#ACTION #ADVENTURE #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #SUPERPOWERS #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #GENIUS #CAMPUS #LIGHTNOVEL
I Can Read People's Comments
Theodore Griffith was a master of Reality. He understood the parallel universe in the form of another reality. He was aware that someone’s wish, story, or pure imagination could give birth to a new reality just like his own. Hence, he planned to find the creator of his reality by roaming among the realities. This time, he entered a new reality connected to several other realities. However, what made him certain the most was that this reality was connected to the person who created his reality. He knew that fact because of the ability he gained in this world. He could actually see people’s comments, allowing him to realize that his entire life and reality were born from a story. “Hehe. You have made a mistake in making me realize this. With the readers on my back, I can force you, the author, to make a plot for us to meet.” Theo said while giggling. “That’s why I’m counting on you guys.” --------- Other Works: 1. Oil Tycoon: Let's Find Oil in a Martial World 2. God of Tricksters (Completed) 3. Gacha Sovereign (Completed) 4. The Magician of Sound (Completed) 5. Reincarnated to Bonk in Another World (Completed)
Fixten · Urban
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#R18 #WEAKTOSTRONG #SLICEOFLIFE #VILLAIN #BETRAYAL #REVENGE #CAMPUS #CEO
To Love And To Hate
This is a story of betrayal, love lost, and love found again. Kim Haewon, radiantly beautiful and unsuspecting, finds herself irresistibly drawn to Jake Davies, a man she perceives as her knight in shining armor, who always appears miraculously at crucial moments in her life. Little does she know that their encounters were not mere coincidences, as she had assumed. Jake is a man on a mission, driven by the manipulations of his grandmother. Consumed by a thirst for revenge for his father's tragic demise, he is determined to rectify the past and reclaim what he believes is rightfully his. In order to achieve this, he sets his sights on winning the heart of Kim Haewon, the sole heiress to the fortune he seeks to acquire. However, what Jake never anticipated was the unexpected twist of fate that led him to fall deeply in love while orchestrating his deceitful plan to steal the affection of the woman he was meant to despise. Can he afford to allow love to blossom between himself and the daughter of his enemies? (Photo Credit to the real owner of cover photo! It’s not mine)
Miss_Behaviour · Urban
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#ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #SUPERPOWERS #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #GENIUS #ACADEMY #FASTPACED #INVINCIBLE
Throne of Time: I Grow Stronger with People's Shock
In the chaotic aftermath of a sudden black hole collision, Ryu, a poor orphan who clawed his way into becoming the leader of the Black Dragon yakuza, is thrust into the fantastical world of Resonance, a world where people awaken unique superpowers named resonances. Reborn as Atlas, heir to a prestigious lineage, he awakens the power of Time Manipulation, a broken S-Rank Resonance that allows him to bend the very flow of time to his will. But Atlas soon learns that his true power lies not in manipulating time, but in the enigmatic Throne that was engraved into his soul by the black holes. This throne raises his strength the more people feel awe and reverence for him. follow Atlas’s story as he navigates this mysterious world.
Throne_of_time · Fantasie
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#R18 #SLICEOFLIFE #CEO #POSSESSIVE #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT #FATEDLOVE #SEDUCTIVE #ONENIGHTSTAND
To Love & To Hold
"Shhhh," he cut me off, his palms spreading on the revealed skin of my abdomen. His index fingers made their way into the waistband of my sweatpants as he pressed his front closer to my behind. "Don't shush m-" I tried to argue. "I said so," he stated, his tone going deeper as his hand went lower, this time to the waistband of my panties. I couldn't control my breathing anymore, more so as his teeth lightly grazed my neck. "So you better obey." ^^^^^^^ They say "A night in Vegas can change your life." Rachel didn't think this saying would apply to her. Well that was until she opened the door of her hotel room after a crazy night out. As a marriage certificate is shoved in her face, she notices a glistening diamond on her ring finger. The piece of paper turns out to be legit as stated by the lawyer who presented it. What's more shocking is that her said husband is Lorenzo Caden Peters, one of the best actors in the world and soon to be CEO of the biggest textile company around the globe. How would their life turn out?
FreshyGore · Urban
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#ROMANCE #COMEDY #BEAUTY
You Of All People
What happens when two unlikely people met each other for the first time? They get married! That's right, they definitely did. They were akin to two parallel lines that weren't supposed to intersect or touch at any given point in time. But in that fateful moment that they did meet, they were thrust into the world of whirlwind romance. A handsome, thoughtful and cold-heated man, King Margaux Hendrix, who spent most of his years in unrequited love accidentally met a beautiful, introverted and forlorn woman, Violet Hailey Quinn, who was betrayed by her long time and long distance boyfriend. Two people that when put together were comparable to a dog and a cat. They changed the trajectories of their lives in one moment. Never be the same again. Together, they tread and explored the waters of love, the unknown and uncertainty. Through twists and turns, they gradually fell in love as their adventure called marriage, unfolds. Their encounter created a butterfly effect that seeped into other people's lives and set off chains of events with the resounding click like that of a falling domino. ----- The whole story is about two people that shouldn't have met, always at each other's throat, sort of fell in love I think? Violet: "What sort of? Damn it! We have no choice!!! You wrote us!" YoureMySun: "Y-you!!!!! You can't be here! Stop crossing dimensions! You're ruining my synopsis for your story!" King: "Can you change the female lead? Someone who's more beautiful and cultured?" Violet: "Bastardddddd!! You're dead!!!" YoureMySun: "Cut it King! You're not supposed to be here too! Stop agitating Violet, ok?" King: "Hahahahaha me? stop? Dream on! I'll annoy the heck out of this woman. Even if it's the last thing I do! Gyahahaha" *evil laugh Violet: *pulls out bat from somewhere then charged at King YoureMySun: "Oh my God!!! V where the heck did you even get that! Stop right there!" King: "W-woman! I-i know how much you love me so don't you dare hit my face!" Violet: "Me love you? You of all people? Only an idiot will fall for you" *said through gnashing her teeth King: "You're the idiot that fell for me, you know? G-get away from me barbarian!" YoureMySun: "You guys left me with no choice" *Our dearest author left with no choice, pulls out the magical keypad as she wrote, YoureMySun: "As Violet was gunning for King, she tripped and fell in his embrace. And end up kissing each other. Then a good samaritan from the story's dimension accidentally throws a rope through the worm hole while trying to catch the running horse. The two got tied in the same position. The samaritan pulled and was shocked to see two people instead of the horse. He blinked then they disappeared, and wondered if he gone crazy. The two was transported to their love nest stuck in that position for the whole day. Until Violet had enough being taken advantage of by King. She ripped the rope and starts bashing King with a pillow. While King's laughters and ouchies reverberates throughout the house. And they lived happily ever after" *closes keypad, bows in apology to the readers YoureMySun: "Finally got some peace and quiet. Sighhh... I apologize dearest readers. It's been too lively?" "Where was I? Going back" They fell in love through twists and turns. Violet, a beautiful, charming, quiet, and a kind girl unexpectedly met King, a handsome, rich, playful and iceberg-man. "She's really kind and quiet you know, believe me. It's just that, King happened" Join me dear readers in exploring their lives, how they met, what will become of them, their adventures and their story :D ----- UPDATES: 1 chapter per day COVER: 'illustrated drawing' by Maha Saleh is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 [https://search.creativecommons.org/photos/be9a743c-0160-4d94-8f40-62f3380e7830] Disclaimer: Credits to the amazing artist that created and shared 'illustrated drawing' in Creative Commons.
YoureMySun · Allgemein
4.8
Lord of the People: I'm the Only Paying Player all over the World
Tom was the youngest son of the biggest tycoon in the blue planet. As a rebirth man, he knew that the blue planet would be destroyed in the future. People lived in a magical game world through the game, The World of Magic OL. After entering the game, he was surprised to find that there was a top-up entry in the game. He had become the only player in the game world who could pay to upgrade! If he wanted the beautiful queen, the emperor said, as long as the price is in place, a few princesses can serve you as maidservants. If he wanted to draw a legendary hero in the lottery system, he would offer one million dollars. With a lot of money, there must be brave men! Want land? The Gold Titans sold out all their clan lands, because Lord Tom has really given them too much. Since then, in the world of magic, there was an extremely rich man.
Xuanting_Official · Fantasie
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#ACTION #ADVENTURE #SUPERPOWERS #SURVIVAL #BETRAYAL #SUPERNATURAL
Mysterious People Next Door
‘He was one thing before they came and became many more after’ —— LSR is a regular guy with good looks, but he's always been known as a loser. When mysterious new neighbors move into Orange City, LSR sees an opportunity to reinvent himself and become the hero of the neighborhood. He sets out to uncover their secrets and prove his worth, but his plans are derailed when he falls in love with one of them. As LSR navigates his newfound supernatural world, he must choose between selling out his neighbor's secrets or risking everything for love. In this thrilling read, readers are transported to the mysterious world of Orange City, where secrets abound and love is never easy. LSR's journey from loser to legend is filled with twists and turns, as he discovers the truth about his neighbors and himself. Will he choose to reveal their secrets to the world, or will he risk everything to protect the one he loves? You won't want to miss this captivating tale of supernatural intrigue and unexpected romance. PS: the story might appear slow burn at first but it will all come together as it is necessary to develop the characters at a steady pace. ~~ Follow my author page on Instagram @HeeSha_TA Discord : HeeSha_TA #7559 The book cover is mine, don’t use it.
HeeSha_TA · Urban
5.0
Rap to the Richest
Gcinokuhle_Martin · Aktion
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Lightly Roasted
watermarkguy · Urban
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#SUPERPOWERS #SWEETLOVE #THESTRONGACTINGWEAK #RICHFAMILY #MULTIPLEIDENTITIES
Shocked! 10,000 People Want to Marry Me!
Yun Jin doesn't know who her parents are, and has lived with her grandfather since she has memory, living in seclusion of the old forest. But she was happy and carefree every day, and the wild animals in the mountains were her friends. During the day, she played in the mountains, the white tiger carried her running through the forest, and the eagle carried her soaring in the sky. In the evening, she studied calligraphy, medical skills and geomancy divination from her grandfather... She could cure anyone who was ill in the mountains. One day, Grandpa found her, put a piece of ancient jade in her hand, and said: "Cloud brocade, you should come out of the world, go to the capital to find a friend of grandpa and give him this jade pendant." Yun Jin thought it was just a time to go out to deliver something, but unexpectedly... The old man of a powerful family in the capital looked at Yun Jin with a smile on his face and passionately pointed at a row of the family younger generation and said: "Yun Jin, you have finally grown up. Grandpa has been waiting for you for 18 years. You look, these are grandpa's most outstanding grandsons, choose the one you like it." Z Behind the old man of the Zheng family stood a row of children and grandchildren, three of which were named out by the old man. They are they were some of the most outstanding people of the third generation of the Zheng family. Dashao Zheng Ting nipped lip flap, eyes filled with the coldness and rejection and he never dreamed that one day he would stand in the crowd like goods at the mercy of others. The second youngster Zheng Feng with eyes filled with killing and glared at her, the whole people are gruesome, all threats cold stare at the cloud brocade, his eyes seemed to say that if you dare to choose me, then you wait to die it. The third youngster Zheng Han is even more direct, even regardless of the presence of the old man, threatened: "If you want to have a better life in the future, then had better not choose me," Yun Jin: "..." She is speechless at the moment, and very wants to say that none of them she will choose. She just came to deliver things, how did it become this way? How did the jade pendant become a marriage token! At the moment of Zheng youngsters do not know that the woman they now dislike beyond measure will soon become the woman they are desperately trying to get.
Marry Me, Please Stand in Line · Allgemein
4.3
Desi Rap
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MafiaThe_Rapper · Aktion
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I've Killed Thousands of People, and You Tell Me It's an Escape Show?
Peter was chosen accidentally as a special guest of an Escape program. Under the pursuit of the inspectors, the longer he managed to escape, the higher the accumulated bonus. The best prize was to inherit a certain financial group entirely. But he did not know about this... Against various inspectors' attempts to arrest him, Peter thought that he was wanted for certain crimes he had committed previously, so he started to escape with everything he could. "Ding! God-rank Escape system bound!" "Ding! Congratulations on acquiring God-ranked Facial Disguise Technique!" "Ding! Congratulations on acquiring God-rank Car Racing skills!" "Ding! Congratulations on acquiring God-rank Marksmanship!"... With the help of the system, Peter was able to escape all the time, from the east of the states to the west, from the north to the south. He had taken down thousands of inspectors as a result. But at last, you're telling me that this was just an Escape program? I had killed so many people and I don't have to be responsible for that at all? And I am rewarded with a financial group?
Bland Seasons · Urban
3.6
#CONTRACTMARRIAGE #PREGANCY
My New Bride Plays Dumb and Bullies People Again
When Xia Ke was born, she was labeled a fool and abandoned in the countryside to fend for herself. After she grew up, her family unexpectedly brought her back, only to quickly marry her off to the supposedly mentally unstable Jiang Chuanyao, the young master of the Jiang family! After marriage, Xia Ke rolled up her sleeves, planning to establish dominance over her newlywed crazy husband so he'd fear her. Jiang Chuanyao, on the other hand, wore a cold expression, intending to set rules for his silly bride to keep her away from him. But then... Xia Ke:"You're not crazy?!" Jiang Chuanyao: "You're not foolish?!" Both exclaimed simultaneously. In the next moment, Xia Ke and Jiang Chuanyao reached an unspoken understanding: one pretended to be a fool to tease the other while the other fiercely protected her. Someone came to Jiang Chuanyao to complain, saying that Xia Ke was pretending to be foolish, while in reality, she was very capable and might have some schemes after marrying into the Jiang family. Jiang Chuanyao retorted, ""Don't talk nonsense. My wife is both foolish and innocent. If you slander her again, I'll get angry."" Xia Ke secretly gave Jiang Chuanyao a thumbs up. Later, when Xia Ke became pregnant, she touched her growing belly and discussed with Jiang Chuanyao, "What should we name a child born to a fool and a lunatic? Foolish Lunatic?"
Lu Lu · Urban
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM
When people have dreams
Imagine the world where all people live like they want to live, where people work in their dream - jobs, where they don't have to struggle with their unwanted jobs and do what makes them unhappy. Just imagine the world where people can easily reach their dreams... What about this book? Here is the answer... The man whose name is Skyemoone, who can't love or be happy, lives his own life and spends his days by writing and talking to his students. He has a good life. But one day, he gets tired of everything and he writes a book. The book which will change the whole world. Why it will change the world? Because after people read it, they suddenly understood that they were living the life which they didn't dream of. Suddenly, everyone leaves their jobs. Stops what they were doing. And for what? To make their long forgotten dreams come true. Now, everyone begins to live how they wanted to live but never had a courage to get up and reach their goals. People became free and everything is possible. No one can't stop them. They can commit crime, do many things and nothing can stop them. And all because Professor Skyemoone opened their eyes and showed them that Person should live and achieve his or her goal no matter what. To live like you want to live. And no one will stop you. Isn't it happy world? And now answer, do you think you are strong enough to dream and live like your heart tells you? Because in the end, everything changes so quickly that people can not control their dreams and who they have become.
Leon_Kingraph · realistisch
4.8
THE DEMON RAPE IS RAPPED
The untold beast that can not hold
CLEMENT · Horror
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