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Romane909

Beliebt

#SYSTEM #SPOOF
What If I Can't Die?
Song Shi came to an immortal world where demons and monsters were rampant. He thought he was going to take a trepidatious road to immortality, but ended up awakening to a death-defying system, gaining strength from death and getting stronger every time he died. The whole style took a sudden change. Other people cultivated to seek immortality, but he was already immortal, and could only seek immortality by having himself killed in various ways, either by killing himself or by letting people kill him. "You were killed 10 times by the Yin spirit, awakening the spiritual root of fire!" "You were killed 10 times by the zombie, awakening the innate divine power!" "You were killed 10 times for excess cultivation, awakening the Daoist heart!" "You were killed by a formation, formation level +1!" "You were killed by an alchemy explosion, +1 alchemy level!" Pure Yang Spiritual Body, Nine Yang Divine Body, Sun Sacred Body; Vajra Spiritual Body, Golden Divine Body, Draconic Sacred Body; Psychic Sword Body, Innate Dao Body; Formation Master, Alchemy Master... His cultivation was a fun journey, and he kept finding ways to kill himself on his way to the top of the immortal path... Years later, the world rumor had it that once Song Shi died, the immortals were terrified, the demons trembled, and ten thousand Buddhas retreated!
Infinite Sand · Ost
4.0
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #R18 #SYSTEM #HAREM #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #SUMMONS
I Can Contract Beauties
Miguel transmigrated into the Wild Beast World in the body of a useless teen with the same name as himself after he was betrayed by his disciple, the Harem Emperor, for a knowledge and universal secret that he recently uncovered. In the Wild Beast World, humans could contract Wild Beasts through their Summoning Grimoire, a mysterious book that fated individuals can awaken at the age of 18. In this world of summons and beasts, Miguel awakened with the Beauty Sign-In System, which allowed him to contract legendary beauties as long as he signed in at a specific location. On his first sign-in, he received the Holy Daughter of the Red Family, the Fiery Empress of Legend. Using the Wild Beast World and the Sign-in System as a starting point, Miguel swore to return to the Immortal Cultivation World and settle scores with the Harem Emperor once and for all. Follow Miguel's journey as he reaches for the apex, becoming a legendary figure in all worlds.
Neil_Ads · Ost
4.0
#ROMANCE #SYSTEM #HAREM #SLICEOFLIFE #BEAUTY #URBAN #POORTORICH #SEXY #ARROGANT #TSUNDERE
How can I justify myself as a Magnate if I don't indulge myself?
People are inevitably troubled all their life by the things they couldn't have when they were young, but if you were driving a Bentley in your youth, life would be like playing a game... ... ... In this era of information explosion, the struggles of ordinary people are like being placed under the spotlight, turning into monkey shows for entertainment displayed before everyone... However, while some people are watching for fun, even more are looking in a mirror... Gu Heng, who was pulled out of the mire by the system, began to experience the thrill of indulgence.
Lazy Sheep Ocean's Sheep · Urban
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I Can Track Everything
Traveling through the Xianxia world, Chen Chen obtained the strongest tracking system and was able to track everything ever since. Chen Chen says, "System, I am short of money." "Two meters away, your father has hidden some money under the bed. Five meters away, there is a rusty copper coin buried half a meter underground." "There is a nugget of silver in the grass ahead." Chen Chen says, "System, I need some luck." "The feces in front of the pigsty is not ordinary." "Go to the Black Peak cliff ten kilometers away and jump off it." "There is an Immortal Cave Abode hidden somewhere, please explore it on your own."
Sanmao Wu · Ost
4.1
#ROMANCE #TRANSMIGRATION #KINGDOMBUILDING #VIDEOGAME
I Can Enter The Game
Qin Lin was playing a nostalgic game called “Ranches Story” when he was electrocuted. He suddenly discovered that he had the ability to enter into the game. He could even bring a watermelon he had planted in the game back to reality. At first, his plan was to sell watermelon for 2 yuan a catty. In that case, he could earn 20,000 yuan by planting 10,000 catties worth of watermelon in the game every day and selling them in reality. Later on, he discovered that by leveling up his ranch, he could obtain high quality crops that surpassed that of the real world. If he reared livestock, they were of far higher quality than that of reality. After he built factories, he obtained various recipes that far surpassed that of the real world. Everything changed after that.
Ask The Heart Forever · Urban
3.6
#SYSTEM #TRANSMIGRATION #LEVELUP
I Can Exchange For Comprehension
"Congratulations, host, you have eliminated evil and upheld justice, gaining a million Good Deeds. Good Deeds can be exchanged for Enlightenment Time." "To observe and understand is to achieve clear enlightenment." "To preach and propagate all doctrines is to attain further enlightenment." In a world of gods and Daoist laws, Shen Zhui discovers that with every sinful person he kills, he will gain Good Deeds and can even exchange them for moments of Enlightenment Time.
Master of Yuelu Mountain · Ost
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#INVINCIBLE
I Can't Be Sword God
Invincible, Sword God, Nonsensical. … Li Chu transmigrates to Ten Li Slope and becomes a junior Daoist. In this world where gods and ghosts rampage and demons wreak havoc, the weak and helpless he wants to live the rest of his life on Ten Li Slope. Until one day, when he has no choice but to step into the pugilistic world, only to realize… It turns out that there's nothing in this world that a single sword strike cannot resolve. If there was such a situation—two strikes, then.
Pei Buliao · Ost
4.2
#ROMANCE #COMEDY #SLICEOFLIFE #SURVIVAL #TRAGEDY #BETRAYAL #ACADEMY #LIGHTNOVEL #ORDINARY #POSITIVE
A Book Can't Be Judged By The Cover
Sasajima Hajime is considered to be the delinquent of their class, with his below-average grades, absences, and his knack for getting himself into trouble. The class's overall reputation went downhill because of him and to patch things up in a desperate manner, their homeroom teacher assigned Kikuchi Megumi, the top student in their class, to watch over him and try to help him. But little did she know that Sasajima Hajime's front is more than meets the eye. Disclaimer— photo is not mine but all edits are. If anyone knows who owns the photo please feel free to reach out to me, thanks ^-^ Tags: Romcom, School, Tragedy, Slice of Life, Drama WSA 2022 Candidate
DaisukiDayoSenpai · realistisch
4.9
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #MYSTERY #CULTIVATION #ISEKAI
Another Stupid Isekai
This is an Isekai styled story, written from the point of view of the protagonist. Discover the secret of the new, unknown world with Peter, as he sets his first steps in an empty, ruined city. Meet new people from all around the globe. Fight, laugh, and cry.
MasterHexer · Fantasie
4.5
#REINCARNATION #TRANSMIGRATION #GENIUS #BETRAYAL #REVENGE #KILLER #POWERFULCOUPLE #FACESLAPPING #REBIRTH #COOLGUY
I will be a Hero in this life
Simon Wren Amedio, Son of Yug Mael Amedio the duke of the Gealach Empire, had everything he wanted: money, fame, power intelligence, he was the god's special child and was adored wherever he went. The only thing he didn't have and yearned for was his mother. However, his mother took advantage of his yearning and used him for her own gain. She made him kill everyone who stood in her way, including the people that perhaps loved him, the most by his own hands. When Simon realized his mistakes, it was too late or maybe not...after all, he was God's special child. And just like everyone deserves a second chance, Simon got his second chance as well after he went back in time as a child and, hence, began the game of revenge. Cover not mine credit goes to the original owner Not a slow burn story.
Dawn_Raymond · LGBT+
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#BETRAYAL
I Just Can't Say Goodbye
"Jia, let's do the papers tomorrow. Let's get married." She's too humiliated. How can he say it when his wedding with his best friend is already set? After that alcohol intoxication loses its power, he'll surely forget it. And tonight will just forever be a memory... The Synopsis Indebted to the man who accepted and loved her unconditionally despite her dark past, Jia vowed to give her life to Jim forever. She had no reason not to, Jim loved her and her son like his own. She thought she was over with Anthon, the man who caused her so much pain. Yet, one day, their path crossed again and her heart beat for him again. Torn between the sense of indebtedness and her own heart's desire, choosing then became so complicated. As both men were fighting for her love, who would she choose? Would she listen to the desire of her heart, or would she keep her gratitude? NOTE: COVER PHOTO FROM PINTEREST Credit goes to the artist.
gents46 · Urban
4.8
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #MYSTERY #CULTIVATION #SLICEOFLIFE
I Can Extract Everything
[Alternative tittle: I Can Duplicate Everything] One day, a friend asked him, "Brother Qin, why aren't you cultivating?" Qin Yi smiled gently and said nothing. Cultivating? Why should I cultivate when I can extract Cultivation Points from you? With Cultivation Points, I can upgrade my cultivation base at any time. Not only Cultivating Points, but I can also extract your Spiritual Mind, Body Essence, Artifacts, Pills, Bloodline, Special Physique, and others. So, tell me, why should I cultivate?
Mysterious_Pen · Ost
4.5
#SYSTEM #COMEDY #VIDEOGAME #FACESLAPPING #POORTORICH
I Can Turn into a Fish
A chance to change, challenge destiny, make dreams a reality, and live a legend! A regular man gains a system that allows him to turn into a fish! In the modern world, a young man gains an unconventional system that gives him the power to transform into a fish! With this strange power, he shoots for the stars!
Little Fish Eats Dragon Meat · realistisch
4.3
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #OVERPOWERED #ISEKAI #THESTRONGACTINGWEAK #INVINCIBLE
Healers Can't Deal Damage
Another world was falling to the ground and collided into the earth. The world we know now became a land filled with magic and monsters. Glenn Adams know this world. This was God's Omen, the game he used to play when he was in high school. He was in his old account, the most powerful healer in the pro scene back in his time. This account was at max level with maxed out weapons and skills. As everyone adjusts to their new life, Glenn had already reached a high peak. Everyone watched him, a healer who annihilated dungeon bosses left and right. "But healers can't deal damage!" That's what everyone thought, but not for Glenn.
Peltivierre · Fantasie
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#MAGIC #DARK #SURVIVAL #GENIUS #FASTPACED #SERIOUS
I must save the world, but I can't kill anyone.
As one of the angels tasked with saving the countless worlds, Savine took her job very seriously. She was diligent and thorough, and made sure to make herself the perfect example to strive for. But as time passed and as she witnessed the horrors humanity was capable of, her thoughts changed. 'Humans don't deserve the grace of us angels. As long as they're pious and peaceful in the end, the means don't matter.' Thus, whenever she went to a new world, she chose to save it in the quickest manner possible. She killed all the heretics and brainwashed the remaining people to always be faithful to God and to never act destructively towards themselves and the planet they stayed on. However, when she was about to go to another world to save it, God's Oracle enforced a few conditions on her. "No killing, no violence, no threats. Save the world the right way." Savine was then abruptly sent to the new world with all these conditions attached to her, but not only that, she found herself in the body of a 12-year-old girl from the lower cities. It was a far cry from the bodies of High-emperors, multitrillionaires, and the Supreme Magi that she normally took over. With the game stacked against her, what will Savine do? *** Arworks Illustrator: LAM Twitter: https://twitter.com/ramdayo1122?s=09 Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/17429 Website: https://lam-illust.com/
POW · Fantasie
4.7
Can't see but feel
Noah Carter, a seventeen years old teen, who joins The Royal High School after being homeschooled for his whole life because of his blindness, finds himself a mystery man whom he falls in love with...
Laiba · LGBT+
4.8
#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT #GETTINGBACKTOGETHER #BABY
I Can't Escape The Baby's Father After Returning
Mike, what are you doing? Hurry up and let go of me!" I whispered as I struggled. He kissed me so roughly that I felt like I was going to choke to death. Then, his lips slid down my neck and shoulders. His hands began to wander all over my body as they slid up my skirt and began to rub my breasts. I was scared and expectant. This was my first time, and I was with the man I loved the most. I knew it didn't seem right, and that he probably wouldn't even remember in the morning, but I couldn't seem to stop. ...... How memorable could a high school graduation party be? Melanda did something she didn't regret, but something that would affect her entire life thereafter: she slept with her crush. Not only did she have sex, but it left a lasting gift. She secretly gave birth to a daughter and was unable to forget the sweet memories of that night. As the saying went, if you can't forget it, it will come back to haunt you. Six years later, she returned with a daughter who looked like her father and caused a stir in her life and his. Perhaps, their story had just begun ......
GwenReading · Allgemein
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#WEAKTOSTRONG #GENIUS #HIGHIQ #FASTPACED #LIGHTNOVEL #FACESLAPPING #REBIRTH
This Life, I Will Be the Protagonist
After her rebirth, Rita vows not to repeat her past mistakes. This time, her first priority is to stop her brother, who is about to marry into the Lopez family, from participating in the initial game beta test. In her previous life, she was deceived by this scheming brother until her dying breath. It was only at the end that she realized she was merely a villain in a male-oriented novel about a live-in son-in-law, with all the malice and manipulation orchestrated by him behind the scenes. In this life, Rita decides to change the rules of the game. She will stay in the shadows and seize all the opportunities meant for the male and female leads. By participating in the beta test and re-selecting her abilities, she systematically dismantles the protagonists’ advantages, all while making them believe she’s on their side. Rita has no intention of harming innocent people, nor is she a selfless saint. In this game, she works with the authorities for mutual benefit, all to achieve her ultimate goal—becoming the true master of her fate.
Catlove12Fish · Spiele
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#ACTION #WEAKTOSTRONG #TRANSMIGRATION #VILLAIN #KINGDOMBUILDING #ACADEMY #NO-HAREM
The Villain Can't Lose
"...is that the end for me?" His eyes closed, accepting his fate. He thought it was the end. However, it was not. When Liam awoke from the endless darkness, he found himself in a world much different from his own―and in a body that was unfamiliar. "...[ The Golden Hero ] This is..." It seemed that he was given another chance at life. No longer as Liam, but as Rowen, a character from a novel. But, there was a slight problem. Rowen was a villain. A secondary villain at that. His fate was to be manipulated by the antagonist and killed by the hero. It was a tragedy. What could he possibly do? Of course, not wanting to let fate decide for him again, he took up his arms, stopping at nothing to prevent his tragic death. He had to survive in a cruel world where fate was not in his favour. If it meant killing the protagonist, the crown prince or even the main villain; he would do so. All so that he could live the life he wants.
Jeri_ · Fantasie
4.6
#R18 #DEVIL #CEO #POSSESSIVE #CONTRACTMARRIAGE
CAN I BE YOURS?
The love life of an innocent girl is influenced by a group of people who manipulated her into signing a year's contract of ownership in exchange for her dad's freedom from debt collectors. All Abigail Mckay, an innocent twenty-two years old girl ever wanted in life was to live a simple one, with the rest of her family members without worry or pain, but the universe had other plans for her. Since her family got bankrupt, and also a debtor at the age of twenty, she decided to do anything possible to elevate them from the cruel fate life had given to them. Little did she know that the decision held more weight than she had imagined. She was given a mission to seduce and tame a heartless billionaire, Liam Anderson, CEO of Anderson's empire within a year, whose mother's wish is to see him get married before she passes away after a month from recurrence of cancer. What will become of Abigail's fate when she's left to pick out of two decisions that can change her entire life; her love for the cold billionaire, and her family?
Grace_Kylie_6044 · Urban
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