"Call me Bud. Bud A. Lerner," I say, trying to avoid thinking about how stupid my name is, I shake her hand gently and then offer mine to the others. "Nice to meet you."
Regarding the name of the MC. The name Bob means bright, at least according to Google. So the name would be transcribed into Japanese. 'Akio' is a Japanese name that means Bright and Hero so it will have to do. While the means of Bob Uchiha being real are amusing. I don't want to take it too seriously.