A night to remember (1)

I opened the door like I normally would. I entered and did a big stretch, the kind you'd do that your body would begin to make the 'crank crank crank sound.

I also let out a loud yawn and pulled my shirt over my head. Oh, I never really explained what I and my normally wore.

So I used to wear a very sophisticated top that had all that shiny thing– yes, gold.

It also had a colored chain that was expensive and all. Long story short, I had to sell it. I was on a budget you know.

For a million fyun. That is the money that kept us not homeless for the past three months. I never knew that making money as an adventurer would be this hard.

I still had part of the money with me. Maybe when things get rosier I would just rebuy my shirt back. Or even better, get a new one. Courtesy: The strongest man alive. I'm such a hero.

My trousers were normal ones. They didn't have any value of any sort. But I was without a doubt attached to it. I think when I was a teen my mom had gotten it for me but I don't remember my childhood and teen years.

That would be a story for another day.

Then, I didn't have a sword till now. You know what, anime series are huge deceivers. You see the Isekai genre and how almost every guy owns a sword or something. That's a fraud.

Once I had wanted to own a sword and boom the price tag read 'three million fyun'. I was shaken. Where did they want me to get the money from?

I wondered if they wanted me to rob a bank or something. At that time, it hurt me to my bone marrow the fact that the imperial soldiers wielded swords so casually like they were cheap.

But praise be to Buddha. I own a sword now. It was the one I had achieved from Cunta Xorxos. Must be nice to be rich, would you believe that immediately she got home she was given a brand new sword? I felt pathetic.

My shoes are the normal snake scales ones. Very comfortable too.

Birdynn could be said to be the most erotically dressed of the both of them. I think it has to do with her age or something personal. Because, after I had accepted her as my student she changed her dress.

She no longer wore gowns or skirts or even skorts. She now preferred those bum shorts that would reveal half of her ass to the wife world.

For her shirt, she cut a normal one to half-length and wore it like that. In my opinion, she dressed like a whore but was I homophobic? No! Would I judge her based on what she wore? Never!

In fact, whenever I get depressed about our living situations, and, I see that ass jiggling. It's over! The strongest man alive regains his composure as if he never lost it. It was healing in its unique way.

Honestly.

And for Mistaike. She's still a child mentally but, physically? She was a grown-up woman I tell you. Except for the part that she lacked boobs at birth. Her ass though.

She looked small and fragile but my beloved hooman please do not be deceived. She's an elemental dragon and booyah, are they strong?

She wore a pair of shorts and a shirt too. The only problem was that the shirt was a little bit too revealing. Just like I did with Birdynn, I never judged.

They acted like free therapy for me.

I've gone off trail again. I pulled my shirt over my head and took it off.

My chest was bare to the world. All this while I hadn't put on and putting it on was the biggest mistake I made.

Wham. I slammed the lights on and as if programmed, Birdynn and Mistaike woke up with a start.

Mistaike went "Bossu," in a very sexy tone and Birdynn smiled at me sheepishly. They were both stark naked in my bed.

I wondered why. I just stood affixed to where I stood. What's worse, my little man down there didn't stay silent. He kept bulging, trying to free himself from the cage I had kept him in for a long time.