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You call this Beast Taming?!

In the bustling city of Xianxia, where mystical creatures roam and cultivators strive for power, Yin Fang stands out like a sore thumb. Unlike the tragic orphans with hidden legacies, Yin Fang's backstory is refreshingly mundane—he was simply abandoned at the steps of the Heavenly Lotus Orphanage. But Yin Fang has a peculiar habit: whenever he's surprised, he exclaims, "Holy Chicken Fingers!" It's an odd choice of words, but it's become his signature catchphrase. Perhaps it's his way of coping with the mundanity of his life. Everything changes when Yin Fang unwittingly triggers a celestial phenomenon—an otherworldly tribulation. Lightning strikes him not once, not twice, but thirty-six times. Each bolt of energy sears through him, leaving behind a strange mark on his skin. When the storm subsides, Yin Fang discovers that he has awakened the elusive Beast Evolution System. Now, Yin Fang must navigate a treacherous path. With no tragic past to motivate him, he faces a different kind of challenge: taming unruly beasts and forging bonds with them. His journey is filled with laughter, absurdity, and unexpected friendships. As he trains his newfound abilities, he wonders if he can turn his lack of backstory into an advantage. But lurking in the shadows are ancient secrets, rival cultivators, and a whole lot of beasts observing him in secret. Can he rise above his humble origins and become a true beast tamer? Or will he forever be the eccentric orphan who shouts about chicken fingers? Join Yin Fang on a whimsical adventure where lightning strikes, beasts evolve, and "Holy Chicken Fingers" might just save the day!

COSMIC_WITHER · Fantasie
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22 Chs

A new day

Yin Fang you alive?

There was no response

Oh Yin Fang your girlfriend is waiting for you

The door slowly opened with a creak

Zier: HEHEHE

Zier opened the door and was about to turn on the light when suddenly he touched something hard

Zier: ????

He moved his arms hands across the body but as he inspected the body with scales and multiple legs his face turned face and he didn't dare to turn on the lights

Zier: I think I..It's a statue hahaha very funny

He switched on the light to see the 5ft tall Esper infront of him

Zier: Hahaha...

The two looked at each other

Zier: I think I forgot something...

He got outside the room and closed the door slightly but Esper used its legs to hold the knob and touch his arm

Zier seeing this ran extremely fast and slammed the door behind him while he crawled up into a tight spot at the corner of his room

Silver who was brushing saw him go to Yin Fang's Room and running back like a ostrich and was confused

Silver: What the heck?

She knocked on the door and Zier opened it slowly

Zier: Who is it?

Silver: Its me

Zier peeked out and when he saw her face with face cream he screamed

Zier: GHOST!!!!

He smashed the door and his inside the bathroom

Silver: You MF!

Silver took her shoe off and got inside the room and then there was a bunch of hitting sounds could be heard for a few hours

Yin Fang went out of his room and hour later but was confused

Yin Fang: Were you bitten by a mosquito? Why is your face this swollen and red?

Zier: It was a terrifying mosquito please don't talk about it again

He could feel Silver's Murderous Gaze behind him but he tried to play it cool

Yin Fang: If you say so...

Silver: WOOOWWWWIIIIEESSSSSSSS!!!!

Yin Fang: what happened?

Silver: I read something about many beast materials to evolve rats but since I was confused about which to use I used one of each and now my rat is in a cocoon!

Zier: The heck?!

Yin Fang: Talk about Extremely Disturbing it's definitely a rat with eight legs and eight eyes

Zier: I am gonna have nightmare tonight because of what I just imagined F#CK!

Yin Fang: Well deserved but what about your snake?

Zier: i dunno what to use to evolve it

Yin Fang: Wait i might have something

He dug into the huge chest and took out a human heart

Zier: What kind of Psycho places a human heart inside a chest?

Yin Fang: Silver

Zier: No way... What if someone finds out?!

Yin Fang: Surrender her lol

Zier: Agreed

Silver who was going around seemed to notice them

Silver: What are you guys talking about?

The sudden voice startled Zier

Zier: uh... It's nothing just talking how it feels to have a beautiful girl in the same house as usual

Yin Fang (In Mind): Bro what the actual fuck? When the hell did we talk about this?!

Silver: ??????

Silver was insanely confused and left in a daze thinking whether Zier was crazy all along or did she beat his last brain cell death during the morning

Silver: Is he uh...

Yin Fang: Nope definitely not

Silver: Then why is he trying to look like a rizzler?

Yin Fang: How am I supposed to know he went from Chicken and the egg to being a rizzler

Silver: Wasn't it the egg which came first?

Yin Fang: No it was the chicken which came first the first ever chicken laid the egg and died on it and the egg turned into a new chicken

Silver: Makes sense

Zier: Wasn't that a huge mystery?

Silver: It's not a mystery Because in the sight of science and evolution nothing is impossible

Yin Fang: Ok but you guys ready yet? We have to reach the class in 30mins

Zier: THAT LOW?!

Yin Fang: You guys were blabbering too much and I already am done with breakfast and clothing

Silver just ate a heart

Yin Fang: Why are you eating human organs?!

Silver: I was made in a way to be a murder machine which can kill endlessly and never stop

Zier: I don't care damnit i still need to dress up after this!

Yin Fang shrugged

Zier: Today is a test right?

Yin Fang: Test? Most tests here are tests regarding our pets and no such written exams exist

Zier: That's good cause my Twin Headed Snake is finally out

Silver: My pet also went from a thunder mice to a vortex Mice

Zier: A What?!

Yin Fang: In one words it went from thunder to thunder and Wind element

Silver: Exactly

Zier: I thought the Vortex was only from space

Yin Fang: Technically Typhoons and Hurricanes are also vortexes

Zier: Wait the hell?!

Silver: I can't believe this guy is dumb enough to not know this

Zier: Watch me go!

He transformed into a large python and slithered near the door

Silver also stepped near it in her deer form

Zier: Hahahha Yin Fang you will never catch up to us

Zier slithered away

Silver: Ik you are waiting for the perfect opportunity so gd luck

She ran fast and overtook Zier

Zier: The hell?!

Zier not accepting to lose sped up but still had a hard time catching up to her

Silver: The difference between a snake and a deer is always the fact that deer has legs which makes it far quicker to move it's body while snake needs to move it's entire body to move

Zier: Damn atleast I am still better than Yin Fang

"Better than me in what?"

The sudden sound made Zier look back to see a huge fox with twin tails running beside him

Zier: Wait a second what the hell?!

Silver: Never did i expect that this guy can also turn into a beast like me and you

Zier: That's what concerns you?!

Silver:???

Zier: Foxes mostly hunt deers!

Yin Fang: Stop lying! Foxes mostly eat rabbits and birds and they have nothing to do with eating deers!

Silver: Phew i thought you were going to eat me

Yin Fang: If I ate you then how will I call myself a good person?

The three moved so fast that ordinary people could not see anything except a shadow

???: What was that?

???: Bro you must be seeing things there was nothing!

???: Move! Don't make a traffic you son of a-

On the school office

???: Huh?

The Dark figure was stunned because what it saw was not normal, a huge dragon was flying at its direction

Principal: These kids are monsters indeed... Just them running made just a phenomenon to occur

???: Should we do something?

Principal: Do what? I am afraid i will have to use 40% of my own power just to stop that dragon

???: A huge change is going to occur I am afraid the scale ...

Principal: How big do you believe

???: ... Atleast the Xeno verse itself would be affected

Principal: That huge?! Then that's not a small dmg

???: indeed these kids need to grow stronger