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You're Testing a Kitchen Knife, But Why Are You Using it to Strike a Military Shovel?

Zhao Feng transmigrated into a parallel world and became a product livestreamer. For a whole week, he promoted kitchen knives, but for six days, no one showed any interest. Not only that, the viewers in his livestream room mocked him, claiming that everything he sold was garbage. Unable to tolerate this, Zhao Feng couldn't hold back his anger anymore. In front of hundreds of viewers in the livestream room, he pulled out a military shovel and said, "You all said my stuff is garbage, right? Well, now I'm going to show you whether it's garbage or not." "Clang! Clang! Clang..." The kitchen knife struck against the military shovel and created countless sparks, silencing the whole livestream room. After a while, the screen was bombarded with numerous bullet comments. "What the hell? Who taught you to test a kitchen knife like that?" "This is insane! Such a good kitchen knife might end up ruined!" "They asked you to test the kitchen knife, and you used it to strike a military shovel? That's just crazy!" Gradually, news of Zhao Feng's eccentric testing method spread online, causing a huge sensation. Suddenly, he went viral and became incredibly popular. Not only that, but people also discovered that this livestreamer not only had a ruthless way of testing products but also exposed the behind-the-scenes secrets of the entire product-livestreaming industry.

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40 Chs

The Tests Begin, Focusing on Dedication

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Redakteur: Dragon Boat Translation

Of course, Zhao Feng had seen what was mentioned in the bullet comments.

Faced with more and more doubts on the public chat, the corners of his mouth curled up into a sly smile, "Since it's said to be a test, of course, it has to be tested in all aspects. Are the kitchen knives in your homes used to chop big bones?"

"Ask yourselves, can a kitchen knife really chop bones?"

Zhao Feng's words were reasonable.

But after everyone heard this, they were all speechless and could not refute him.

Indeed, with the development of science and technology, the types of steel were gradually becoming familiar to people.

Those that were suitable for cutting vegetables could not chop bones, and those that were suitable for chopping bones could not cut meat.

Not to mention that kitchen knives were also divided into fruit knives and kitchen knives.

"I have no objections. As long as the host can test the kitchen knife to the level we require, we'll take as many as we can!" The viewer with the username Brother Yixiu spoke again.

The other spectators also started to react, urging Zhao Feng to hurry up and start the test. They couldn't wait to see it.

There was only one point to the test anyway. Zhao Feng had to work hard today, whether it was cutting bones or chopping tables. In short, they would not buy them unless the knives were scrapped.

...

"Alright, alright, alright. All of you, watch carefully now. I'll test it immediately. Anyway, since you've paid, I will work hard."

"But before that, I still need to go through the process. Although I'm selling trash, that doesn't stop me from lying to you. I still need to prove it to you,"

As he spoke, ignoring everyone's objections, Zhao Feng casually picked up the kitchen knife in his hand and displayed it in all directions for everyone to see. He even continued to explain some knowledge.

"How to determine the quality of a kitchen knife is nothing more than four aspects. The first is the sharpness. In short, if the knife is not sharp, what is the use?"

"The second is durability. What is durability? Listen to me. Can the sharpness of the blade last long? Is the blade brittle? Will the handle fall off easily?"

"This garbage is not going to prove the above two points. Plus, this is just something that you're going to throw away when you buy it anyway."

"Then let's move on to the third point. The grip. Is it comfortable for you to hold this thing? The fourth point is the appearance and craftsmanship. Is it good or not? Usually, there's no problem with our inferior products."

"Alright, that's the general introduction. Now, let me introduce these four points in detail."

"..."

In front of the audience in his stream, Zhao Feng grabbed the "trash" in his hand in all seriousness and explained to everyone from all directions how good the item in his hands was, how the quality was up to standard, and how the price was appropriate.

As for the viewers, they began to doubt their lives after hearing him.

If they remembered correctly, just a second ago, this guy was accusing them on his stream.

Now, he was holding a bunch of trash in his hand and seriously promoting it to them?

The viewers' emotions exploded.

For a moment, they didn't know if they should curse Zhao Feng's dedication or his courage.

...

The above reaction lasted for nearly ten minutes.

The viewers listened for a full ten minutes. Their eyes were empty and lifeless. The reason why they were so persistent was the anticipation for the final moment to arrive.

"Alright!"

At that moment, Zhao Feng's voice rang out on the stream. In an instant, everyone regained their senses, and even their gloomy eyes regained some light.

Their eyes slowly widened as they looked hopefully at Zhao Feng on the screen.

At that moment, Zhao Feng finally said the words that they had been looking forward to hearing the most.

"Everyone, this is the end of the introduction."

"Let's begin the evaluation segment!"

As soon as he finished speaking.

The viewer in front of the screen seemed to have been injected with a new surge of energy. In an instant, everyone was energized.

"F*cking finally! It's starting!"

"Damn streamer, hurry up. I ordered twenty today. If you don't finish it, don't even think about sleeping. Otherwise, I'll refund you immediately!"

"And me, I bought ten."

"I'm still a student, streamer, give me a hand!"

Countless bullet comments instantly appeared on the chat that had been silent for a long time.

Zhao Feng, who was sitting in front of the computer, didn't disappoint. He picked up the knife in his hand and took a 500-pack of unopened tissues from the side.

"Although this process is not necessary, how sharp can a kitchen knife that costs 10 yuan be? Let alone a bag of paper, it's probably difficult to cut one piece."

As he spoke, Zhao Feng didn't give the viewers any response. He held the tissue with his left hand, adjusted the angle, and slashed down.

Whoosh.

The paper towel that was six to seven centimeters thick was split into two.

The audience on the stream looked at the smooth cut surface and their expressions instantly blanked.

Even Zhao Feng, who was the host of the review, was stunned. He stared blankly at the kitchen knife in his hand with an incredulous expression.

"F*ck!"

"No…This, this is impossible..."

The sudden comment almost gave the audience in the live broadcast room a heart attack.

At the same time, it also woke them up. For a moment, the quiet chat instantly went crazy.

"F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, did you guys see that…? Guys... Guys…?"

"I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!"

"F*ck… F*ck… Am I dreaming?"

Everyone on stream was shocked.

Zhao Feng's knife cut through the thick stack of tissue as smooth as cutting soft tofu. They even suspected that their own tofu might not be as smooth.

Just... Just... With a single swoosh…

They didn't dare to imagine, they simply didn't dare to imagine…

It wasn't just them. Zhao Feng was also in disbelief. He lowered his head and looked at the blade in his hand, doubting his life.

When he brought the knife for his stream, he didn't test them. After all, it cost 10 yuan. How good could the quality be?

Besides, who wouldn't know what was going on on the internet?

However, the current situation was clearly a little out of his expectations.

"Oh my god, could this be a real knife?" Zhao Feng's face was filled with amazement, his eyes opened wide like copper bells, and he kept on muttering his utter disbelief.

However, he immediately rejected this thought.

He remembered that the boss of the company only told him to sell as much as he could. As long as he sold it, all the money earned would be his.

What did this mean?

These goods weren't supposed to be good enough.

If these knives were really in demand, how could the boss be this generous?

"No way!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"I don't believe it!"

Zhao Feng suddenly shouted, and all the viewers were shocked.

The streamer's expression was even more dramatic than theirs as if he had been deceived.

Zhao Feng had a crazed look on his face. He took a solid wooden plank that was two fingers thick from the side, raised the kitchen knife high up, and fiercely chopped it.