Please End Me
Wei Yan spluttered, face red.
"Yah, don't pollute the lake water!" Xue Ning scolded disapprovingly. "How are the wildlife going to survive if you toss his body inside? Think of the bacteria!"
"You're right, Xue Ning," Jingwei said adoringly as he began to wrap his arms around her, and they began to sway idly in the wind. "You're so thoughtful! The best person I know!"
"Come off it, flattery will not get you anywhere." Xue Ning scoffed, but the corners of her lips were moving up against her will. Relief was making her dizzy, so she leaned in closer to him, enjoying the warmth of his body. They've cleared the air, and the townspeople and her parents have accepted her new relationship.
(If she sniffed him like a dog, she could almost smell… herself, thanks to their earlier activities in the clearing. So, she decided that she'll be a normal, rational woman. She wasn't going to sniff him! Much.)