We Hit The Bar
Currently, me, Erika, James and Steele were walking down the streets of the Sie market toward the academy. Walking isn't the right word but..... ugh let it be.
I was giving Erika a piggy back ride as she got drunk by just sniffing the liquor. I wasn't affected much as I drank just a little. But the other two.....
" Went with the friend*burp*."
"" Went with the friend *burp*.""
They were singing songs....
" We hit the bar *burp*."
" We hit the bar *burp*.""
" I met a girl *burp*."
" I met a girl *burp*.""
" She lived not far *burp*."
" She lived not far *burp*.""
" She asked me home *burp*."
" She asked me home *burp*.""
" But, I am with the bro *burp*."
" But, I am with the bro *burp*.""
" She grabbed us both *burp*."
" She grabbed us both *burp*.""
" Put on a show *burp*."
" Put on a show *burp*.""
" The lights went off *burp*."
" The lights went off *burp*.""
" Inside her room *burp*."
" Inside her room *burp*.""
" He is in her bum *burp*."
" He is in her bum *burp*.""
" I am in her womb *burp*."
" I am in her womb *burp*.""
" Then we found out *burp*."
" Then we found out *burp*.""
" She is not in the bed *burp*."
" She is not in the bed *burp*.""
" That was my bro *burp*."
" That was my..huh?"
For a moment both of them looked at each other in silent.
"..."
"..."
I barely held back my laughter.
" James you FUCKER! *burp*"
Steele boiled with anger and shouted at James.
Sensing the upcoming danger, James ran as fast as he could, while occasionally teasing Steele. Their burping sound made it even more hilarious. The comical scene made everyone looking at us laugh until their stomach hurt.
"Pfftt."
" Hahaha, man that was hilarious."
" Hahaha, man I am... haha... I can't stop laughing."
Even I burst out laughing at them.
" Hahaha..."
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I am walking the streets as James and Steele ran off to god knows where. I was giving piggyback ride to Erika as I can't trust those two. Specially not when they are that drunk, who knows if they leave her somewhere.
" Haa..."
Erika's hot breath is making my ears tingly and awaken my hormones. If that wasn't enough, her breasts are pressing against my back which made me even more horny. I keep taking deep breaths to calm myself, but it's getting harder by the minute.
' Man this is tough.'
Many forbidden thoughts ran through my mind and the effect...
' No no I shouldn't take advantage of a drunken girl.'
I looked down noticing my little brother was fully awake.
' How can I calm my boner now.? If others notice this, then I would be too embarrassed to show my face.'
I controlled myself by repeatedly slapping my cheek or hitting a wall.
Suddenly, the street became silent and a chilly wave permeate the surrounding air.
" Oh my! a couple walking home after getting drunk. How romantic!"
A playful voice came from the dark alleyway.
" Mind if I join you."
A woman with a petite figure slowly stepped into the light. Her face, covered by a fox like mask. At her waist, two sharp daggers sheathed. Her black hair tied in a bun and red eyes shining brightly in the night.
Gulp...
I backed down as soon as she took a single step. She is trying to appear harmless but...
She suck at it!
And wait, she wants to join..
Threesome!
Slap!
A slap on the cheek is the best way to regain one's mind.
Haa..
I am being too relax.
I took a deep breath and observed my surroundings while keeping an eye on her. Noticing that there is no one else other than her, I put Erika down near a wall. I drew my chained blades out and took a deep breath.
" What do you want?" I asked in a cold tone.
" So cruel! I just wanted to join you. Why be so harsh?"
" Can you please stop acting like that? You suck at it."
" You... really want to die that badly, don't you?"
I can't see her reaction due that mask, but she might be furious judging my her tone. I don't like provoking my opponent. Who knows what they will do in the fit of rage?
But it seems I provoked her.
How?
" Fine then! I will grant you your wish."
She drew both of her daggers and dashed towards me