53. Infinity Stones.

I arrive in front of the ancient one who simply passes me the amulet around her neck.

"Don't you need it?" I ask curiously.

"No, it's much better protected in your care. I've already taken care of the issue with my traitorous disciple in the future, however I wont be able to join you on your travels anytime soon as I still need to train Strange. I wont leave the earth unprotected." She says calmly.

"Alrighty, I don't think I plan on doing anything majorly exciting anytime soon." I store away the pendant with the rest of the stones. "Besides I have a company I still need to run. Recently got my hands on some new technology so that could sell like hot cakes. "

"Yes I saw the battle from here while I was watering my plants." She says with a smile.

"No time traveling Hulks try to borrow the time stone?" I ask.

"No."

"Well that could be either good or bad." i ponder for a moment before shrugging.

"You could always check into the future?" She says.

"Nahhhh! Although Thanos had it kind of right or wrong in a wonky kind of way, he could have gone about it differently. Instead of killing off half the universe which is only a temporary solution, he should have just snapped his fingers and made the pregnancy rate for all beings drop by like half. Cant exactly miss what hasn't been made yet. Of course it would need some tweaking but I could figure it out. Just got to not decrease certain animal birthrates for food." I shrug. "Universal birth control."

The ancient one just looks at me funny.

"Well, gotta go! I've got big things planned for today." I smile before heading to my office through a portal.

I plop down behind my desk and take out the floating objects.

"Mind, Space, Time, Reality, Power, Soul. With all these I could summon captain planet, he would surely bring pollution down to zero." I chuckle as I extract the stone from the cases with telekinesis or a good firm crushing.

"I'm not going to be punished it I touch one of these stone physically. Right?" I ask death and pheonix who appeared behind me.

"No, your body should adapt although I would touch the power stone first." She says.

I had absorbed Uru and other metals into my body as well like the symbiotes so my body was already ridiculously strong.

I take a deep breath and reach out and grab the power stone. As soon as I do I feel my body absorbed some of the powers and start to break down and regenerate. It feels like that time I tried to absorb the pheonix powers and my body was too weak!

However soon the stone sinks into my hand.

"Whoa what a fucking rush!" I yell out. "Feels like a drank a gallon of coffee mixed with crack or something."

"They will give you a major boost to all your related skills and body." Death says.

If I couldn't bench press a planet before, I sure as shit could now. One handed!

I grab the mind stone next. Do I care about Ultron or Vizion? Fuck no.

As soon as my hand touches it I felt like my mind understands more, like some kind of shackles have been let free on my thinking. I wasnt some kind of genius before, but now I felt like I fucking was. I also felt my telepathic powers shoot through the roof, like I could read the minds of everyone on the planet easily and not even struggle.

The mind stone also sinks into my hand.

Up next the soul stone.

My soul gets a veritable boost of power, I also gain the ability to bring back the dead, control living or dead souls, and quite a few other abilities. Combined together with the power stone I could control any soul across the universe easily.

"Such over powered cheats!" I shiver as the stone goes into my hand.

The reality allowed me to literally alter reality, I feel like I got a fucking imagination boost, the space stone allowed for teleportation everywhere, I could also bend and alter space or even create my own dimensions. As for the time stone? Look into the future or the past and reverse or speed up time, make time stand still or even travel through time.

"So what now?" Death says looking at the glowing stones in my hands.

I snap my fingers.

The stones quickly move together before combining into a single white glowing stone. Then I snap again and it vanishes, I decided to store the stone in my soul and make it so my soul is impenetrable.

"Now I'm going to do what I should have done long ago!" I say with a serious voice.

We arrive in the kingdom and I make my way to the courtyard.

I find a beautiful area and I nod my head.

I snap my fingers.

Suddenly a massive tree shoots up from the ground and a delicious aroma waft from it. At the very top of the tree instead of leaves...Bacon!

"A Bacon tree!" I kneel down and pray fervently to the all mighty bacon tree! "Crispy brown bacon for all! Never gets spoilt or runs out! A barrier around the tree to prevent bugs or any germs!"

I clap my hands and a small shrine appears in front of the tree.

Meanwhile the pheonix and death are looking at me with faces of disbelief.

"And to join you almighty bacon tree I offer thee a companion!" I snap my fingers and a large bush appears next to the tree. Its covered in various meats and sauces.

"The barbecue bush!" I scooch over on my knees and pray to the barbecue bush for a delicious and fulfilling meal and make another little shrine.

"You wouldnt bow to me but you'll bow to a tree and a bush?" Death says in disbelief.

"Yes! Almighty bacon tree, please grant me and my family delicious bacon to fill our tummies for the rest of our days. Amen!" I smile happily wiping a stray tear from my eye while gazing at the beautiful creations.