CH 6 | Sugar Crash

A.N/ ahh... hello? so sorry for being late, you know why. [Procrastination Lord: M] yada yada.. I have nothing else to say... except: go and check [Brothers of Predation and Chaos] since only like 40 ppl saw it.

it's the other fanfic that I wanted to make. only 1 chapter as of right now, and it's a bit bad since making a chapter 1 is hard, but it's not as bad as ch1 of this story..... maybe.....

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~Rimuru~

"How did I say that??!!" I screamed in agony due to sheer embarrassment, as I dig deeper and deeper into the ground wishing to never been seen ever again

"*Crying noises*"

<<Master calm down!!>>

"*cries again but harder*" at the same time small bits of my slimy body started falling off from my 'face' which were actually my tears.

<<Master you must stop! at this rate you will get to the core of the planet!>>

"Wha hva hhaf ehwa!!" (Extreme crying noises)

<<.... I didn't wish for it to get to this.....>> she quietly mumbled, presumably not wanting me not hear it. though it doesn't matter even if she screamed at me, as was demonstrated before. (does this way of talking sounds weird for Rimuru?)

<<Master... do you want to fail Luminous again?>>

unlike before, I heard this one. but it didn't get to me completely, as it came suddenly, so my digging started to slow down, but I didn't completely stop.

<<Master.. we have to save everyone this time, we have to get stronger so that we can protect all of them from dying, so that we can save Chloe and Chronoa>>

her words came at me and hit me harder than Hinata's glare when I asked to get into hot spring with her and..... Luminous.

I remembered that, and remembered what happened a moment ago. 'aaahhhhhhhhhh!'I then sped up once again.

<<or does Master perhaps just want to run away? hide underground and never face his problems? Does Master just want to pretend like nothing happened and leave away all of his responsibility?.... if that's what Master wants.. then I don't care about anything other than making Master's wishes be true and do everything to make Master Happy>>

A.N/ if you're asking "why did the tone change so suddenly?" then I will answer "I'm a young, inexperienced writer who have absolutely no idea what to write. so deal with it"

at first it felt like she was attacking and shaming me, to convince me to stop and head back. but at the end, she's saying that nothing matter as long as am happy....

'Great Sage..... I really don't deserve you.... sorry for being childish and not hearing your words. I will go back up.' (why did he suddenly switch? read the A.N above.)

<<No Master. you absolutely deserve me! so you don't have to worry about such things. buuuuuuut.... if Master wants to prove that he deserves me... Master could just go up and fix the 'misunderstanding'>>

'thank you... but, how will I fix the misunderstanding?'

<<No problem! Master would just need to repeat what I say>>

'hahahaha. you always have a plan, don't you? and I guess that what you said before was just to calm me down, correct?'

<<hehe~>

'thank you again. now, lets go back up and meet with Luminous'

I started to absorb the dirt and stone around me, then spit it below me (basically shits it) as I move at an angle upwards. I did that so the ground won't have a weird small tunnel in side it. the chance of it being a problem is very low, but better safe than sorry.

as I was doing so, I couldn't help but (mentally) smile at how sweet Great Sage could be sometimes. if I thought of something like that to some other girl... *Imagens two giant gems, one red, the other is blue. surrounded by a silver stream in upside down U shape*... *Blush*.. I-I m-mi-might get e-e-embarrassed...

a-anyway! I don't get embarrassed when it's about Great Sage because the bound between us is too strong/deep to be embarrassed with each other. well, at least in things like this..... (this is just the 'in a nutshell')

after less than 4 minutes, I break through the ground and reach the surface, well, more of the undersurface.

when I appeared, I saw a small vampire, standing with her hands holding her head. her head was as red as the sky at the end of dawn (is this comparison good?), almost steaming off. her face was directed down. her expression was hard to see because of her small stature.

but because I was even smaller, I was able to it. her eyes open, still surprised to what happened a few minutes ago. her mouth, shaped like boat on a raging sea, going up and down, on the cusp of breaking and falling into deep abyss.

she had a small, twitching smile, unsure of wither to stretch and shine, or break to a frown.

A.N/ ok so that somewhat rhymed, which I didn't expect but I won't complain. plus it's basically the translation of the above if you couldn't understand that weird as hell boat comparison. idk, maybe the poet within me has awoken?

'um... Great Sage? what should I do?'

<<first Master needs to approach Luminous-san>>

'and?'

<<I will tell Master what to do then>>

'ok?'

I approached Luminous, but as she didn't notice me. so I kept on approaching her, until I was right under her face.

"aaa-ah R-r-r-ri-ri-i-i-m-m-u-u-ur-r-u ahhhhh w-wh-a.."

'she is a complete stuttering mess...' despite thinking that, I was almost the exact same. 'but... she does look very cute that way...'

"ah... R-R-Rimu-mu-mu-ru! l-l-lets p-p-pre-reten-nd th-that w-wh-what h-h-happened be-bef-before d-didn't ha-hap-happen..."

<<Master, say: What are you talking about?>>

"W-wh-what a-are y-you t-ta-talking a-abo-ut?"

"h-huh?... I-I'm t-talking a-about w-w-waht h-h-hap-pened b-b-b-before....." her sound was getting lower and quieter after every letter she lets out.

<<Now reply with: are you talking about your [Water Blade] training?>>

"A-are y-you t-t-talking about y-your [W-water B-blade] t-training?"

"ah... um..... N-no!... y-yes?!... w-what w-was I doing?"

<<Answer to her: you were going to change your cloths, right?>>

"Y-you were g-going to c-change your c-cloths... r-right?"

"ah.. y-yes.. I'm g-going to c-change right n-now...."

she then awkwardly picked up her cloths while... shivering... from embarrassment? then she rotated and directed her back to me, and so did I.

we stood there, awkwardly, and extremely blushing. doing nothing else.

<<ahh~ Master and Luminous-san looks so cute together!>>

'huh? what am I hearing?'

<<I think Luminous-san Like's you Master>>

'hmm.. I think it's just my imagination...'

<<Master, you love Luminous-san as well, don't you?>>

'yeah it's just the pressure making me imagen things...'

<<Both of you are soo sweet together~! am almost getting diabetic!>>

'when a human is under pressure, blood flows into the brain. it must be because of that that am imagining these sounds!'

<<why don't you ask her for a date? she said that Master is cute~>>

'does mushrooms grow in veldora's cave?'

<<I want to see you two holding hands, laying down under the starry night sky, while Luminous-san is on her side, sleeping on Master's shoulder~ Keyya! just thinking about it makes me faint from high sugar level!>> (she's just a fan at this point)

'maybe I ate one of those mushrooms? that must be why am hallucinating!'

<<Master, why don't you confess to her? but like for real this time! and at least kiss her cheeks!>>

'Oh I have figured it out! it's because of the high density of magicules! because of that am getting high!'

<<Master... you're soo endearingly dense~>>

'I think am just tired... some sleep should help!' I then activated [sleep] mode

~quick Luminous view~

am just holding my new outfit in my hands, but instead of wearing it, am standing still, staring into it. my face was hotter than me (you get what I mean) and redder than a luxurious red wine.

'h-h-he s-s-s-said y-y-ye-yes.....'

as I was just mumbling to myself, I heard a voice.

<<Do you Love Rimuru?>>

'ah- um.. I-I-I-I... Y-yes, No! I-I don't... h-h-h-ha-ha-ha-hate h-h-him....'

<<Do you want to go on a date with him?>>

'I wh-hahadahhawhayjwhyahahday' *thud*

<<I guess Luminous-san.EXE has crashed. poor girl feel unconscious after a small question, I wasn't even trying to teas her....>>

<<I will be their wingwoman and ship them together! even though I can do very little other than teasing, I will try my best for my Master's and My own happiness!>>

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A.N/ ok so that's the end. less than a 1000 words but meh. next chapter will come out quicker than this one. I could have combined them but am too sleepy for that right now.

some of you might think 'that's not how Luminous act' and my answer is 'your reading list is full of harem lemons where Luminous turns into a fuck-toy. so why do you give a fuck?'

Great sage is acting weird? well, this Great Sage is just like any of you readers. that's the end of it.

Bye~