"Uncle Hades?" Hephaestus repeated himself, "what's going on?"
"Its not that easy to explain. You wouldn't understand."
"That's a load bull uncle Hades and you know it." Hephaestus pulled his phone out and showed a status update that had been haunting Hades' dreams for days now. "First I find out you're cozying up with your crazy manipulative ex, and now Persephone is dating some satyr? I thought the plan was to get the two of you together, why was I not told about any of this?"
"It just happened okay," Hades explained with a sigh. His eyes averting the phone screen, not wanting to see the proof of Persephone's relationship.
"How?" Hephaestus demanded. "I need details."
"Why are you so invested in my love life anyway?" Hades responded defensively.