Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
With You Around, I Wouldn’t Be Afraid!
Redakteur: Translation Nation
"You can’t sing? Since you can’t sing, how dare you speak so aggressively? Come, let me teach you. 3, 2, 1, repeat after me, let's go…" Xu Que’s eyes widened as he cleared his throat before he started singing.
"I was overcame easily by you and stripped down naked to my bare body. I then felt you violate me, causing my vision to go blur… What are you staring at? Why aren’t you singing after me? Whoever fails to sing this song later will get his penis flicked a hundred times!"
The few demonic humans froze in shock, their faces were extremely pale as they started singing out.
"I was easily overcame... By you..."
"Stripped down naked… To my bare body…"
Xu Que watched on and nodded his head in satisfaction, "Right, not bad. Remember to direct your feelings into the lyrics. You have to think of your humiliation and helplessness while singing and also the pain. Who’s that? The person with an ass for a face, sing more melodiously and don’t go off tune!"