I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"D*mn, who is that talking?" Xu Que shouted.
At first, he looked at the lady in the bronze coffin. After quickly confirming that she wasn't the one who had been doing the talking, he started scanning the surroundings.
"Sh*t, buddy, are you starting to hear voices?"
"Could it be that one of those shrouds is somewhere around here?"
Buttface and Duan Jiude were startled and started asking Xu Que questions.
Neither of them had heard anything just now like Xu Que had.
"Hey, buddy, can you hear me? My name is Moon-Glazed Outfit." The voice rang out again.
Xu Que returned to his senses. Then he looked down at himself. It was his clothes that had been speaking.
He had activated the seemingly useless Speaking-Clothes Spell. Apparently, it was quite powerful because he had started to hear the voice immediately after he had put the clothes on.