I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Xu Que could not believe his ears.
They all said they have erectile dysfunction? My goodness, this is so funny. I have never seen anyone brave enough to tell others that he has erectile dysfunction!
Xu Que looked at the head of the Utopia Faction and sighed, "I am sorry to hear this, but it's normal at your age!"
Hearing this, the head of the Utopia Faction was relieved and smiled. "Thank you for your consideration. I am really too old to hold you up. I think you'd better find someone else instead."
Xu Que gently touched his jaw and turned to look at the others.
Trying to avoid Xu Que's eyes, all the male cultivators of the Utopia Faction lowered their heads. Among them, an extremely strong cultivator accidently saw Xu Que's eyes and was terrified. "I am sorry. Although I look like a very strong guy, I also have erectile dysfunction!"
"So do I. I have been suffering from a very young age."
"So do I!"
Everyone backed off.