Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
The Unknown Consequence
Redakteur: Nyoi-Bo Studio
The people who were standing around in the ruins trying to figure out how to open the Secret Door all felt totally embarrassed and didn't know what to say.
They were thinking, "You can't use your head in this way!" Xu Que's lips were twitching as he tried to control his laughter. He kept shaking his head as he covered his face with his hands. "Buttface's intelligence quotient is dropping again. What should I do? Apparently, I can do nothing!" This was running through his head.
"D*mn! Say something! I've hit it with my head. You'd better give me some Smelly Tofu, so that I can nourish my brain!" Buttface shouted as he stared at Xu Que, full of compelling arguments and confidence.
"Does your brain need nourishment?" Xu Que raised his eyebrows immediately. "Is this dog really a fool or is he playing dumb? Don't tell me he is trying to get some Smelly Tofu from me by making a fool of himself!" Xu Que thought to himself.