Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
The Combination of Que, De, and Dog
Redakteur: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Ancient City, before the inn: The man and the dog were creating a scene that soon attracted a crowd of cultivators. Everyone winced as they quickly recognized the pair.
"Isn't that Duan Jiude and Buttface, the ones on a par with Xu Que? What are they doing here?"
"Crap, it's the combination of Que, De, and Dog, the famous trio of the East Continent! Now that they've finally reunited, we're in for a good show!"
Sigh...sigh!
"My brother, why are you sighing?"
"It's just such a shame!" the cultivator replied with a pained expression. "Too bad the shackles of the Four Great Continents are so strong; otherwise we could just throw them into the Xuanzhen Continent and maybe we would win by default in five years!"
The crowd nodded in agreement upon hearing those words.