I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Boom!
It seemed the Heavens had heard Xu Que's cry. Finally, the lake-sized Heavenly Thunder of Purple Cloud came down in torrents with a big bang.
A cloud of lightning, which was all thunder essence, illuminated the sky and earth with its purple radiance. The crisscrossing thunder and lightning poured down towards Xu Que's head with crackling sounds.
It's over!
No one can survive such a great amount of Heavenly Thunder of Purple Cloud!
General Zhuge, please rest in peace!
Your burger and ice cream will forever be remembered by us!
People had already started to mourn for him.
A question popped into someone's head. The person shouted abruptly, "Wait, General Zhuge, before your death, can you tell us whether we can get a refund for the membership cards?"
"Don't even think about it!"
Xu Que turned around and swore that guy. Then he picked up the Black Heavy Buster Sword, flew up and started to launch an active attack!