I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"What?"
Xu Que opened his eyes very wide.
No?
Why not?
Why do you say no to this?
This beautiful girl decided to follow me because of my handsome face. Why can't she serve me?
Also, Xu Feifei could say no to this. Why does Buttface mess with me? It's none of your business!
Xu Que stared at Buttface.
Buttface said proudly, "As the deputy sect leader of the Exploding Heavens Faction, I should also enjoy this treatment. She shall also serve me!"
"Nonsense! Nobody acknowledges your position as the deputy sect leader!" Xu Que tried to punch Buttface.
Buttface escaped and shouted accusingly, Howl! "Little brat, you are too greedy! You don't agree to share her services because you have designs on her!"
Puff! "I am blaming your outdated sense of hierarchy! We are in a modern society. How dare you ask her to be your maidservant!"