Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Lord Voldemort-Buttface
Redakteur: Nyoi-Bo Studio
"Are you coming over or not?" Xu Que stared at Buttface and Duan Jiude.
"Yes, yes, yes, we're coming!" Buttface and Duan Jiude covered their crotches and ran back without a moment of hesitation!
Xu Que then pointed his broken sword at the four aces at the Half-Celestial Stage and declared, "If you don't want to die, you can surrender!"
Surrender?
The aces at the Half-Celestial Stage heard him and their eyes opened wide! A dude who was merely at the fifth stage of the Crossing Calamity Stage was asking them to surrender?! That was absurd and out of the question! But...at the same time, it was impossible not to surrender. The fellow was using Celestial Artifacts with such an evil speed and he was blocking off the entrance to the Celestial Spell Array. They had no way to escape.
"Fellow cultivator, I ask only one question!" At that moment, the woman with the long whip suddenly looked at Xu Que and spoke.