Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
It's Not Time Yet!
Redakteur: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Xiao Tienhen reached his hand up, slowly wiping off the dirty substance. He didn't feel disgusted.
Instead, he was confused. Why did this substance fall on him at the moment when he'd opened the door? What were the ancestors trying to say to him?
"What's the meaning of this?" Xiao Tienhen couldn't figure out why this had happened just now.
Even he, a Golden Celestial of the Great All-Embracing Heaven, was baffled by the circumstances of this coincidence.
If Buttface's feces had fallen a little bit sooner, then he would've noticed what was going on above him. But they fell right after he opened the door. The sticky feces had fallen onto his face after he'd caused a big commotion.
And, to add insult to injury, not only did it fall accurately, it was also slightly watery!
This confused Xiao Tienhen a lot. Subconsciously, he felt that the ancestors had planned this and wondered whether they were trying to give him a hint about something.