Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
I Was Wrong
Redakteur: Nyoi-Bo Studio
"Duan Jiude's master? Zixia Fairy?" Xu Que thought.
Xu Que was so excited that he immediately exclaimed, "F*ck!"
Zixia Fairy appeared. "Does this not mean that there's news about Xiao Rou and Madam Ya?" she thought. "Damn, counting the time. They've been missing for 20 or 30 years. Now there's finally news!"
"Go! Get out of here, quickly!"
Xu Que immediately waved his arms and sped up smashing the stone wall above his head, eager to rush out.
Upon seeing this, Buttface hurriedly stopped Xu Que. "F*ck, boy, hang on first. What's waiting to meet you outside seems to be a terrible murderous aura, ah!"
"Murderous aura? What murderous aura?" Xu Que stared blankly.
"You're asking, Your Holiness? Who can Your Holiness ask? Who knows what insane and morally degenerate things you did to Duan Jiude's master?!" Buttface said as he glared at him.