I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"F*ck, you actually shouted. Don't you have any shame?" Buttface glared at Duan Jiude and scolded him.
Duan Jiude looked serious and said, "This isn't any good. No wonder that on our way here the result of the hexagram that I divined didn't prove to be very auspicious."
"What exactly did you divine from the hexagram?" Buttface asked.
"Alas..." Duan Jiude sighed and shook his head sadly as he said, "It was only slightly favorable."
"F*ck, slightly favorable is just fine. You gave Your Holiness a scare." Buttface immediately breathed a sigh of relief.