Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
I Don't Know Whether I Should Utter It
Redakteur: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Buttface's naughtiness was really unpredictable!
Sometimes, he would suddenly act wantonly and leave people lost between laughter and tears. But, since he had dared to act naughtily at this moment, Xu Que almost couldn't stifle his impulse to give Buttface a beating.
"I could die in a little while, yet you are still in the mood for a joke?"
"Don't you have even a little bit of civility?"
"Can't you speak in a civilized and polite way?"
"What do you mean by a verb? What the h*ll are you talking about?"
"Huh? I'm also getting an awful feeling. Did I also suffer this curse?" Buttface became flustered suddenly.
"That is my murderous aura," Xu Que replied suddenly.
"F*ck!" Buttface came back to his senses, and he quickly tucked his tail between his legs and got ready to run away at any moment.