Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
I’ll Give You A Chance!
Redakteur: Nyoi-Bo Studio
"Strange, wasn't the stinky tofu square-shaped? Why are there sausage-shaped ones as well?" The Eighth Elder paused and pondered. He was also wondering if these pieces of 'stinky tofu' had just been made.
Slurp!
The Second Prince sucked the black thing into his mouth, closed his eyes and started to chew.
Immediately, he gave a frown and asked, "Uh? Isn't it supposed to be tasty and flavorful? Why do I feel like it is dry, hard and still smells fetid?"
"That's really strange. Mine tastes exactly as you described it, your royal highness!" the old eunuch beside the Second Prince concurred, puzzled as well.
A prince who was opposite them disagreed, "no, I personally fel that this is really delicious, especially the texture. It's crispy outside and tender inside. When chewed, the tofu bursts inside the mouth together with its juices, and it actually starts to smell good!"