Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Buttface's Amazing Gift!
Redakteur: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Holy crap!
Xu Que was shocked by Buttface's rhyming freestyle.
He even knows the department store! Where did he learn that?
Then he looked down and saw a tape recorder nestled in Buttface's paws.
Now I know the answer!
Xu Que realized that Buttface had found these songs on the tape recorder. Then he had started to show off his newly learned skill. The cultivators had been annoyed by Buttface. Several of them had tried to kill Buttface with magic arts.
Buttface, hair standing on end, jumped up and was about to run away. His eyes were fixed on Xu Que. The next moment, an amazed expression appeared on his face, making him look like an emoji. Then, he started to curse, "Holy crap! Little brat, why do you stand there watching me? Come and help me!"
"Hey! What are you going to do? Don't come any closer. I suggest you stay away from me. See that guy? He is my little brother, who can kill ten people with one punch!"