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TRIP TO SWAKOP: A Ratchet vaccation

After loosing her job, Emma won a trip from Gondwana collection and decided to take her friends for a Valentine’s vacation to SWAKOP. Her friends however knew that her man has been cheating on her but all kept the secret hidden from her, apart from being left behind by their plane, running out of fuel and then hiking in a truck to SWAKOP, the group found themselves in a lot of funny situations, as they try to navigate around the secret they are keeping from their friend, but little do they know, she also learned of secrets that could indeed ruin all their marriages which they thought were perfect. Emma being the sarcastic and always in trouble type, she kept on pushing her friends over the edge till one of the days she found out about her cheating boyfriend. What did she have to say to the team that broke the friendship apart?

Hafeni_Hashili · Urban
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CHAPTER 12: THE D*CK SUCKING PAYMENT

CHAPTER 12: THE D!CK SUCKING PAYMENT

They stopped by the famous Padstal biltong shop in Okahandja and then bought their biltong and as Namibian's call it, PADKOS, which loosely translates to ROAD FOOD. The trip was then set, the girls where in jolly moods again, travelling like how Namibian's actually knows how to, just then while Valery is changing the music, the car started a beeping sound, reporting on petrol, since the last person to drive it was Steve and he never filled up, but due to the loud volume and the Karaoke happening in the car, no one could hear the warning beep. They drove on singing to their music and 50 KM to Karibib, the car ran out of petrol and Emma had to pull over.

"I think your car is broken b*tch." said Emma looking at Valery, not at all bothered.

"What's going on?" asked Valery removing her shades as Emma pulled over and telling her that the car is broken.

"Its been making this mother f*cking sound and flashing and sh*t, and then it just stopped on its own." said Emma pointing to the petrol light.

"And you didn't think that maybe you should have told us? That is fuel Emma, we are out of fuel." said Valery raising her voice looking over at the dashboard, then back to Emma concerned.

"How was I supposed to know all that? my Husband's bus has a stick that shows, on empty, literary because the car is empty, how was I to know, that this battery thing was petrol, who's car shows batteries anyways, you bought a car or a phone?" asked Emma defending her self and not going to take the blame laying down.

"Actually all modern cars Emma, all cars show Battery sticks nowadays." said Anna disappointed in Emma and opening the car door and getting out of the car.

"Okay I'm sorry I didn't know that." said Emma a little embarrassed by the response, getting out of the car as well.

"Sometimes its nice to be updated, you got us stranded babe, it wont kill to one day just look at TV or car advert or something." said Paulina looking at Emma hands folded and still coming for her.

"Guys its not a problem, my insurance company got this thing of when you're stuck somewhere, they either bring you petrol or actually a petrol filled car to ensure you reach your destination, and then they tow the empty one away let me call them." said Valery not bothered taking her phone from her purse and punching in keys.

"Wait, is it the papers you gave me to submit a week back? I read insurance something something on them." asked Emma looking apologetic because for sure, she probably already messed up again.

"Yes, the ones with an office in Wernhil they are the best insurance company ever." said Valery and put her phone on her ear, smirking as if trying to show off with her fancy insurance.

"Yeah, if its those papers, then they aren't going to come, I didn't file those papers yet." said Emma apologetic and biting her teeth.

"There is no coverage, wait…What!?" asked Valery shouting looking at Emma and hanging up her phone.

"Are you kidding me?" asked Paulina looking at Emma and put her hands on top of her head, turning away.

"Why am I not surprised?" asked Anna demoralised and just laughing at the situation, because they clearly were screwed.

"I'm sorry, I got fired that day, my mind was not in a proper space, I completely forgot, and I didn't think it was that important." said Emma apologetically looking at Valery, playing with her hands like a small kid and feeling bad that she messed up her Gondwana Trip, again.

"I've been driving an uninsured N$ 400 000 thousand car? matter of fact, I even allowed you to drive it using boobs as a license!" shouted Valery looking at Emma, actually pissed and scaring Emma, feeling guilty.

"Okay, ladies, blaming each other will not help us in any way, we are already halfway to Swakop, so we aren't going to let this get in our way, we will hike, we will get transport and we will get there." said Paulina trying to calm the tension mood down, looking at both Valery and Emma.

"For once I agree with Paulina, lets not get angry at each other, it was an honest mistake, but we can just hike." said Emma, being defensive hoping that the girls will all calm down, and agree to Paulina's plan.

"Are you kidding me? So you want me to hike? you want me to leave my car here? It will be scrapped!" Said Valery looking at the girls who seems to be agreeing with Paulina's plan, worried about her car and also because her classy self hates hiking more than anything.

"Look Val, if we stay here, we will be the scrapped ones, anything can actually attack us here, or even rob us, if we hike, we can make a call in Usakos, or when we get coverage, the towing company can then pick up the car, plus our luggage is in SWAKOP by now, and we need to get them, so I say we keep on moving." said Anna speaking sense into Valery holding her on the shoulders, looking in her face. Valery was about to cry, having to think of leaving her car behind wasn't sitting that well with her, in the wilderness even for that matter, but at the back of her head, she knew the squad was right.

"Okay, but I'm not going to stand on the road and look for hike, you guys should, after all its you that got us stranded here, and first thing we do when we get Coverage, we call a tow truck to pick up my car, I wont forgive you all if anything happens to my car." said Valery being a diva as she walks to go sit in shade under a tree.

The hiking part isn't really meant for the faint hearted as the girls kept on trying to get a hike but its either the cars are all full, or the drivers aren't in anyway interested in picking them up, or Everyone was with a partner and no ne wanted disturbance, it was Valentines day and The Delight Hotel Swakopmund, wasn't going to sleep in itself.

The sun came out scorching hot, like the way Namibian sun is well known for and the girls being all tired, sat under a tree with the ruined make up, not so neat braids anymore, hopeless of getting a hike or network coverage when a truck came their way.

"I think I can handle this ladies, let me take care of it." said Emma standing up, looking at a truck in a distance, and gathering all her confidence, then tied her shirt into a crop top.

She walked and stood midway of the road, the truck drove up to her and stopped, with its head shaking as the driver pumped the brakes. Emma went to the driver side and spoke with the Trucker, who was a little hesitant at first but then later agreed. Emma, finally successful, called her friends with a big grin on her face, not telling them what she negotiated, and with truck driver's something got to give.

"Wait, a truck?" asked Valery looking at the other friends feeling so classy and boujee for the truck. The girls looked at each other and agreed to get into the truck, the only problem was that Emma had to sit in front, and the rest of the girls had to sit in the trunks or truck trailers, as there were only one passenger seat and no passengers allowed on the bed.

The squad, put aside their class and then finally boarded the truck, and it looks like their plans are again back on track, they for sure will reach Swakopmund to enjoy the Gondwana Vacation, with the only problem that the jolly mood and shades they had on and everything was now gone, everyone was sad, or maybe disappointed. The driver and Emma, kept on driving with Emma on the front side well behaved surprisingly or maybe she was afraid of the man. The driver kept on making pit stops at every location to Swakop, either to fill up, pee or just buy more PADKOS, Emma has been buying the padkos for the girls at the back, since they can't be seen coming out of the truck. Namibia has one rule, if there is no chair on that part of the car, then that means its not meant for human containment, but due to the desperation of the situation, they had no other choice but to just take what it is they could get, after all beggars couldn't be choosers, so they were forced to hold their Pee, and their urge to visit the toilet. The trip carried on for about two to three hours, and finally the ladies where in Swakop, at the truck station.

"Thank you for the ride, Mr driver, I'm going to get your payment, just wait for me here." said Emma looking at the driver with a huge smile and went to her friends at the back of the truck.

"Okay, we are in SWAKOP ladies, and payment of the trucker is that one of us has to suck his d*ck, and I have picked Paulina for the job." Said Emma looking at the girls and helping them down the truck, the looking at Paulina expecting her to go on with the plan.

"Wait what?" asked Valery frozen one leg out of the truck and the other leg in the truck trailer looking at Emma as if she didn't hear what she said.

"Wait first of all, why me?" asked Paulina, jumping down from the truck, landing next to Emma.

"Because you're the one with no man girl, I thought you could get some, its all Dried up and spider webs down there, so I'm doing you a favour." said Emma with a convincing face as Paulina just stood there looked at her shocked at the deal Emma put up, even worse the reason of picking her.

"You got hold of this truck, you go suck that man's Pen*s, I'm not going to do that." said Paulina pointing Emma with the shoes in the face, fading the smile off of Emma's face.

"These b*tches be too Boujee for that shit, they ain't gone go through with that." said Anna looking at Emma putting on her shoes, still in the truck.

"So will you do it?" asked Emma looking at Anna a little excited again.

"Heck no! what do I look like? Some 20 dollars' whore from Oshikango?" asked Anna finally getting down from the truck and looking at Emma with a frowned face.

"Well in that case, y'all better run." said Emma, took her shoes off and took to flight, Valery is running in heels still being classy and all. They ran few metres from the truck and before they even got far from the truck, Valery stopped, few metres behind.

"Wait wait!" she said breathing moderately, All the girls froze in their steps.

"I thought you said this ride was free, when you told us to get in?" she continued looking at Emma wondering why they had to run.

"Yeah, what happened to that?" asked Both Anna and Paulina all looking at Emma with question marks on their faces as they remember.

"first of all, I won this valentine trip with the last 5 dollar I had to my name, and no way in hell I was gone loose it, so I wasn't gone let anything get in the way of my Gondwana trip. And Well if I told y'all that one of y'all b*tches had to suck this man's d*ck where y'all gone go through with it?" asked Emma with her shoes in hand and raised in the air, probing for an answer from the silent squad.

"Fair point!" said Valery and they all started running again.

The trucker man felt people took too long and decided to come check up on his payment, just then he could see the girls running.

"Hey, what happened to my payment, you little c*nts?" he shouted raising his arms in the air.

"We are so sorry sir, we will e-wallet you something when we get back to Windhoek!" shouted Valery running after the girls.

The girls Ran until they disappeared from the truck view, and hurdled up in a corner, they burst out laughing, out loud, symbolising the best fun they ever had in a very long time, and just like that they where happy once more again and breathing out loud, hugging each other.