Viva la evolution!

I am never doing this again. I know I'm going to go to other worlds soon, but holy shit is this taxing. It's now been almost 10 years since I last checked in, and I have been so busy that the most training I was able to do, was when I gave myself a week off a few years ago to visit the tigers and dragons who were surprised to see me back so soon, I returned the scroll I borrowed and displayed I knew some of their techniques. I actually, funny enough, decided to go full weeb and as I used this fire breath technique of the Dragon's sage arts, and screamed out Fire Dragon Roar, which unlocked the Fairy Tail world for me to visit.

So yeah, does that show how busy I have been? The school is going amazingly, in fact we even opened up a college, and Orochimaru, seeing that I don't age, took some of my blood and made something called elixir's, cheesy name I know, but he invented it so I let him, and basically you can take it 5 times without it harming you and it could cure anything, and if you took it you would regain 20 or so years of youth. Neat right? I let the Third Hokage take it first(after testing) and holy shit was it weird seeing him without wrinkles, like I forgot what it was like to see his face not be full of wrinkles.

I made it pretty expensive though, well for those who I don't like or don't get my approval. I gave the hospital as much as they want since it's actually simple to make, some saline mixed with some of my blood (I think. That's what Orochimaru told me), so whenever they get a patient that seems to be incurable they can give it to them, I even gave them permission to use it to treat other villages ninja since I wanted to have the rest be in my debt.

Oh, as for both kinds of farms, well we still produce more than we need so we have a major food export, but I actually met some Shinobi that came to the village with an ice kekkei genkai, there was over a hundred of them who left their village before civil war struck their land, so I accepted their immigration, and now we have ways of refrigeration. Even more since their next generation is growing up slowly but surely. They are all actually very pleasant people I found out.

Oh yeah, I actually also went and started the electronics age here, well barely. We have landlines, and that was last year. I went and gave one to each kage as a present, along with all instructions. I gave them chakra batteries for theirs so they can recharge them since they don't have power grids (yet). My village however has power grids(powered by lightning chakra), radio, phones, Lightbulbs, and currently I have the science department working on television.

With all my projects I actually needed to go and expand the village more, so I not only expanded outward, but also downward! Using earth chakra it went by easily, I reinforced the, I don't know, 10 feet or so layer of dirt below the city? It's been years since I measured, but basically this place is like a bunker, but what I did was make it into such a cavernous area that we can probably fit 3 leaf villages down here and I have a team of miners (note, not minors) going and working on expanding it slowly but surely.

Ah but you may say, but Joe! What happened to you not having enough Shinobi to patrol?

Well you don't need to patrol if you have no more enemies now do you? Hehe, I went and decided to send a small task for of Olivier, Alucard (who has been a lot better since he now has at least radio and is looking forward to TV), Ezio, and I sent along Garrus (who is a totally badass dude actually. The game series didn't do him Justice.) since well, they tried to kidnap Kushina. I left Ezio, Garrus, and Olivier in charge with Alucard acting in case of an emergency. They had apparently tried to go and smash them all when they demanded retribution, Olivier cut the block in half, enemies jumped them, and Alucard created a bloodbath.

That was a summary Garrus sent me, the Daimyo tried to demand compensation, I countered, demanded compensation from him for the constant attacks and since he wanted to take charge for his village, and as Alucard put it after I told him, he 'Pussed out like a bitch'. I took all of their land and actually went and made their land at the same standing with us as Amegakure was at first. I even went and made a couple roads, which there was 2 busses daily since it was far away, but not far enough that it took so much time. That's how they joined in our little close knit trading network, and I made my work even harder on me so I hired more secretaries!

You heard me right, I hired more, now I have 3 different departments to handle everything, the original 3 people that came manage each department with 10 people each, and I found that roughly only 10 documents are needed for my explicit attention a day instead of the hundreds(almost thousands) that we get daily. God that's such bullshit.

Oh yeah, about the other villages, the Kazekage was actually almost killed last year by Sasori. I actually had just met with the Kazekage and when a puppet was sent after him I went and smashed burnt it to a crisp before going and crushing it with a lot of rock. As for the whole deal with their village being bloody, well it didn't happen. I don't remember too well exactly what was the leading factor of it, but hey, I stopped it somehow(probably).

Oh yeah, I've seen Minato going and working on the Rasengan but I'm not giving him any hints since I want him to do it on his own. Well plus I want him to be proud that he did it on his own, I remember how depressed he looked when I knew the flying thunder god technique as well.

Hm, I think that's everything political... Oh yeah! How could I forget! Kushina and Minato ended up together and she's pregnant, which has me worried since she's been pregnant for awhile, and I don't know if I can handle Kurama while being controlled by Madara... (A/N: I know it was Obito assuming Madara's identity, but let me have this. I feel it'd be cool to have MC fight Kurama)

Well, and that is how the next couple months passed, we eventually got the first TV to work, and much like the originals, this was in black and white, yet it did have the correct connectors to eventually have color, I patted Orochimaru on the back and kept going and thinking of other things to go and do that would help push the age that we are in right now even further. I need to remember that I don't want to ruin this world like mine was ruined, however I do want to go and make it better, and this world has the advantage of chakra and ninjutsu, so there is plenty of water that is fresh for people to drink, people can enrich the soil to make crops grow in less than 2 weeks while making it impossible to have weeds, they can control the flames without the need of gas, they can go and power their own city with charging a single battery, and... wind... they can cool themselves off? Dry their own clothes? Well whatever.

Point is, you can do all of this without polluting the environment here! It's amazing to me. The orphanage is at an all time low since I have been able to save so many parents and there haven't been many wars, those orphans I helped all those years ago, once they turned 10, I gave them a cookbook each, a different one for each one, and every single one of them has now became incredibly successful, I walk by their stores every so often and see them giving a family that didn't have enough to eat a meal (After seeing this a few times I went and brought a lot of jobs and even a day care service to take care of kids for free while parents worked). They even will go and pull me into their stores and go and give me a meal for free. I don't let them though and make sure to give them a hefty amount for making me smile.

I've actually cried on a few occasions, not of sadness but tears of happiness. I have never felt this happy, I have given so many people a new lease on life and so many people have better lives. Kakashi has the same personality he had in the anime, he grew up with his friends and found the importance of them, but he is also one of the most responsible shinobi I currently have, constantly trying to make his dad proud, and when I talked to the dad, he just started crying and hugged me in tears. He told me how he was thankful for me because his wife would have died otherwise, he knew how futile it was since she was so weak after birth, but since I did so much for the healthcare(which compared to now is like me just sprinkling salt on a wound) she lived and was able to help him raise their son. Apparently their was even a sister to Kakashi that is entering the shinobi academy now at 3 years old.

I couldn't help but smile, I should go and visit those kids sometime soon, maybe I should start looking into leading a team? Well that's for another time.

Right now, well I was in the middle of signing the monthly report of taxes, and it seems we are still pulling in more than we are spending by at least 5 to 1. I am honestly trying to spend this money faster and put it to use for everyone but Jesus. Like right now we have over 100b Ryo, can you believe it?

After signing the paper to acknowledge it I sense I large surge of chakra in the village and in the next instant I get a message from Minato that reads, 'Come now, not enough chakra.' Fucking shit...

(A/N: I know he has enough chakra to normally teleport Kurama, but maybe he had work or something? I don't know. Plot.)

I go to Tsunade and grab her quickly since if it's going to go like I think, we'll need a medical ninja. I then flash to Minato who is holding Kushina by the shoulder, "Joe, the seals weakened, I tried to tighten it but something is wrong."

I look at Kushina and know she's trying her best to not let him out so I quickly grab onto Minato and jump with everyone over to the mountain I used years ago. The mountain has quickly turned back to normal with the only evidence of battle being here is the rusty circlet of a kunai hanging out of the ground.

"Kushina, I need you to listen to me. Tell Kurama to calm down. That is the tailed beasts name, I need you to buy me time." I try to get it through to her as I take a look at the seal. God dammit, can they never choose a simple seal? This thing is more advanced than what they even put of me. I put my hand onto and and inject chakra into it when suddenly it starts becoming more and more intricate. Shit! This thing is above my level to strengthen much. I put some more chakra into it and attempt to tighten it at least a little bit.

That was apparently not the right option as I just broke it completely, "Tsunade, get ready to help her, Minato, I hope you're ready for a fight." I back away as Kurama jumps out of her and expands more and more, Minato hurriedly grabs Kushina and Tsunade before teleporting them both a distance away. Just to be safe I bull a vial of elixir out and flash it over to Tsunade.

After a few moments Kurama expands to his full size which makes me feel that the dragons were a bit too small, "Kurama! Are you in your right mind?"

The fox looks down at me, "Who are you to say 'in my right mind' I am in right mind, and that mind is telling me to slaughter you and then the rest of the people on this miserable world."

Ah, an optimist! I sigh, "Well it's good to see that Madara didn't manage to go and use a genjutsu to control you then." I'm going to get him a bit riled up I think.

Kurama then roared, "LET HIM! I won't fall under such petty tricks as those again."

"Kurama, have you not wondered why it is that I know your name?" I ask him simply, he then puts his face right in front of mine before huffing.

"I see, you have another tailed beast inside of you and they told you didn't they?" I smile, well my chakra is pretty absurd but no.

"Nope, I am not, this chakra that you sense, it's not any of your bretheren's chakra, can you tell?" While this is going on Tsunade and Minato are back there taking care of the baby so I keep him talking.

"A human having as much chakra as a tailed beast? Preposterous! That is almost as much chakra as mine so it must be the 7 or 8 tails!" He boated that rather proudly now didn't he?

I smile though, "Nope, it's all me. Want to make a bet?"

He squints his eyes, "What is the bet human?"

I look at him, "The bet is, I bet that if you let it happen, I can keep you within myself with no seal. Just with my own chakra."

He laughs, "A human pressure me with his Chakra? Alright, fine, since you made me laugh I will accept. What if I win though, what can you give me?"

I smile since he doesn't realize I have the densest chakra in the world (probably), "Well since you would be able to see inside of me you'd be able to see if I'm lying first of all so you'll know whether I am the kind of man to tell the truth or lie in face of death, plus well you can always go and kill me if I try to seal you. As an added bonus I'll let you eat me if you win!"

He then chuckles, "I see, buying time for those over there then? I shall play along with you then. What will happen if you win?"

I tell him, "1 year. I want you to stay inside of me for a year. I want to show you people aren't all that bad, I'm even going and improving the village I lead currently to be better."

He then looks at me in contemplation, "And after a year?"

I laugh a bit, "You really are smart. Well, I will let you go. Though if you wished to stay in the village that would be up to you, and if you wished to leave would be your option as well. Though I will not hesitate to fight should you attack my village."

He then nods his head, "Very well. However, if I sense you attempt to seal me at any time I will take vengeance."

I nod, "That is fair."

If this works then this is nothing but profit for me, if it doesn't... well let's hope my regeneration is high enough that I can regenerate after going through intestines.

He nods and puts his head down, "Touch your palm to my head, I shall enter your soul for 5 minutes. If you are unable to pressure me using just your own chakra it shall be my win."

I put my palm to his head after nodding, and he then starts to melt into my palm, and I can feel as his chakra travels down my bloodstream before ending up in my core, and almost immediately he begins pushing pressure outward. I smirk and put a fifth of my chakra into pressuring him and I can tell that it decreased immensely, however it was still present when suddenly a sharp pain struck me from inside. Oh I see how it is Kurama? Playing a bit dirty and strike from within hm?

As I bend over in pain I increase the thickness of my chakra to it being half of mine, now the stabbing pain is gone. Out of nowhere I am pulled into my thoughts and I can see Kurama in a much smaller version being crushed so I lessen the chakra until he is able to get up. After seeing me he opens his eyes widely before moving back a step or two, "What are you to be able to do that with your amount of chakra? It was all your own too?"

I smile and nod, "I've used some... interesting techniques that I created to help me out. According to the deal however, it seems that I have won."

He then regains his earlier pride, "That's right. I will remain within you for a year exactly and then leave."

I smirk, "That is if you wish to leave." I wave as I exit the mindscape and see a baby being held in Minato's arms and Kushina alive and well. Seems like alls well in that day of work.

Oh yeah, before I go, I noticed that my summons for some reason don't age. Weird huh?