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Too Broke For Afterlife

After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven. But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life. The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long. Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself. Sounds epic, right? Well, there is just one tiny problem. How do you kill something that is already dead? --------------------------------- Become a part of la familia: https://discord.gg/uvyHgS5bsZ Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell Volume 3: Too High For Heaven Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit

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You Forgot Your Own Birthday?

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Judy is still sitting at the table, thank god. But once I get closer, I notice that something has happened to my cake.

A candle is sticking inside of it.

And it's lit.

"What is this? Did I miss our anniversary or something?" 

Shit, did I? My mind immediately starts going through a list of possible excuses.

At the sound of my voice, Judy jumps up and pulls me into a big hug.

"I didn't forget it. But you seemed so stressed all day long, I was waiting for the right moment."

She kisses my cheek softly, her face shining with joy.

"Happy Birthday!"

I blink once.

Then twice.

"What?"

"I wish you all the best, Isa. All the health and happiness in the world. You're the most amazing person I've ever met and I'm blessed to be by your side."

I still don't know how to react, so I just stare at her.

Finally, Judy notices and furrows her brows. "What?"