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Too Broke For Afterlife

After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven. But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life. The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long. Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself. Sounds epic, right? Well, there is just one tiny problem. How do you kill something that is already dead? --------------------------------- Become a part of la familia: https://discord.gg/uvyHgS5bsZ Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell Volume 3: Too High For Heaven Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit

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Some Doors Will Close Forever

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"I love this song!" 

The man in the booth next to us starts tapping on the table, completely messing up the rhythm of the cheesy country tune.

I don't recognize the artist, I've never been a fan of country music and right now I'm really not in the mood to get funky.

Since leaving Parker's house none of my companions have mentioned how we are going to save him and I'm starting to believe that his life isn't on their agenda anymore. 

The man starts whistling, producing more air flow than sound. I let my head fall into my hands and groan louder than intended.

"Make him shut up," I press through my teeth but my companions are unimpressed.

"Isabella, you seem stressed," is all Clemens says.

Thank you, captain obvious.