Part One:
Momo Deviluke, the third princess of planet Deviluke, smiled in a lewd way as she twirled her pink hair with her finger while sitting on her bed.
She then picked up the cellular device on her right and started her plan.
Part Two:
"Mao! Mao! Mao!
Celine happily cheered while riding on her tiny, green jet ski above the hot bathwater.
The jet ski Celine was riding wasn't actually real; it was just a small bath toy Rian made for Celine.
"…"
Silent Rian lightly smiled while watching Celine do spinning donuts on her jet ski before turning away, readjusting his sitting postion, and leaning his head back.
Currently, Rian and Celine were in a large bathouse. However, they had not left their house to go to a public one, as one of the Yuki household's showerooms had been changed from a showeroom to a large bathouse with mini-showers near the walls, colored rags on silverracks near the entrance, a large drain in the center, and a large tub of hot water slightly above the drain's position.
Rian didn't question why the showeroom suddenly became a bathouse; he just assumed it was the aftermath of one Lala's gadgets.
'I might go to sleep after this.'
Rian inwardly thought, his hazel eyes unfocusing and refocusing as he thought about sleeping.
The hazel-eyed boy was truly enjoying his fortunate bath time.
The hazel-eyed boy did not have to worry about being swarmed by a small army of snakes, being chased by a unit of foam-mouthed dogs, being struck by a random bolt of lightning, being caught in a random explosion, being repeatedly ran over by speeding cars, being trapped in cement until the sun rose, being trapped in quicksand, being struck by a random space ship part, being hit by a wrecking ball, being hit by the ambulance that was supposed to pick him up, being crushed by a collasping building, being punched by a angry gorilla, being targeted by a blood-hungry assassin, being caught in a tornado, being thrown through a tree by a adult bear, being forcefully sent to space without any protection, being abducted by aliens, being devoured by a black hole, being lost in the Pacific Ocean, being stung by a family of jelly fish, being lost in a mosquito filled jungle, being hit in the throat by a stray baseball, or being trapped in a elevator for ten hours…for the moment.
However…the misfortunate boy's fortunate bath time would soon be interrupted, as a familiar-looking blue light appeared directly above the boy's head.
"Sigh! At least there isn't anything happening to the water like last time."
Rian said, closing his eyes as the harmless, blue light got brighter and brighter, rapidly filling the entire bathhouse with blue light before vanishing completely.
"…What?"
A familiar and confused voice entered Rian's ears before someone landed directly in his lap.
"…"
Opening his eyes after feeling the wet and naked rear-end of a person on his "princess slayer", Rian was greeted by Yami in his lap.
However, Yami was not in her usual black attire, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no…she was naked.
Completely…uncersored.
Every ounce of steam in the bathouse was gobbled up by the small, vent-like gadget on the white ceiling.
Yami blinked her eyes in a confused way before reaching her hand behind her to touch the thing that was currently jabbing her bare butt.
"!!!"
Yami's entire body turned red upon touching the wet sword that Rian carried on him at all times.
Blood from her body quickly rushed to her nose before it forcefully shot itself out of her nostrils.
[Spurrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!]
Yami's blood went over Rian's head before she collasped on his body.
It seemed she fainted after shooting out a heavy amount blood.
" I didn't even get to say anything."
Rian said before grabbing the naked girl, wiping her nose, exiting the tub with her, and placing the girl on a row of towels he created near the tub earlier.
However, after placing the girl down, another blue light appeared above Rian's head.
Noticing the blue like above him due it's brightness, Rian instantly moved, as he didn't want the next person who might fall from the light to crush Yami.
And luckily the blue light followed Rian as moved, and once again filled the room with it's light before mutiple voices were heard:
"Oh?"
"W-What?!"
"Eh?"
"Wow!"
Rian heard four familiar voices before the large breasts of a women…not a high school girl, hit his face.
As he hit the wet floor from the direct breast attack, another person landed on his stomach. And a moment after that…another two people landed on Rian's legs.
"You know, if you wanted this, all you had to do was ask, Rian~."
Mikado-Sensei, Rian's school doctor, said as her naked breasts pressed against Rian's face.
The red hue on Mikado-sensei's face was almost invisible to the naked eye.
"~Senpai…your leg is making me feel tingly~"
Mea, the red haired girl with blue eyes and a currently naked body, said with a red face while slowly moving her hips back and forth on Rian's right leg.
"L-L-L-…"
Yui Kotegawa, the naked, black haired girl who had landed on top of Rian's stomach, said before collasping off of Rian's body from a…"excessive overload of lewdness."
"~Mmmm~"
Oshizu, the black-haired ghost that was currently in control of a artifical body and on Rian's left leg, moaned before quickly covering her mouth like a child who just sweared in front of their parents.
Unlike the first time, the blue light didn't vanish after someone fell from it. In fact…it seemed to be ready to drop more people.
"We should probably move."
Mikado-sensei quickly moved from her position and grabbed Yui, who kept muttering the word lewd.
"Ah, yes! Coming!"
Oshizu quickly got off Rian before she glued herself to the boy's leg
"…Let's try this again in the future, senpai~"
Mea said in a low tone before getting out the way of the new wave of girls at the last moment.
[Crash]
Saki, the naked, blonde haired girl with bags over her hands to protect her white gloves, landed on Rian's chest…butt-first.
[Crash]
Rin, the naked, brown haired girl with a wooden kendo stick in her hand, landed slightly behind Saki.
[Crash!]
Aya, the naked, black haired girl with glasses, landed on Rian's face.
"Aaah~"
"Aaah~"
"Aaah~"
The three girls loudly moaned with red faces before covering their mouths.
"You should probably move…another wave is coming."
Mikado gave the moaning girls a warning
"…"
Despite feeling a itch in their region being scratched, the naked girls had enough sense remaining to move before another wave hit Rian.
[Crash]
Kyouko, the black-haired idol who called Rian hero, landed on Rian's chest.
[Crash]
Run, the green-haired idol with a twin brother, also landed on Rian's chest.
[Crash] [Crash]
Risa and Mio landed on Rian's legs at the same time…their hands grabbed Rian's standing sword for balance.
"Aah! Hero, have you finally decided to take me?"
Kyouko asked, her purple eyes shining
"Aah! I thought Momo said you were going to teleport to me."
Run said after regaining herself.
"You still haven't come over yet, Rian."
Risa, a brown-haired pervert, said in a sad and teasing tone before moving her wet hand up and down Rian's tower.
"I'll wear a maid uniform when you come over."
Mio, a black-haired pervert with glasses, said before licking the stack below Rian's hard "tower"
"More are coming. You four should move."
Mikado said to the four naked girls that were still on Rian's corps—body.
"Awww…well…I will see you later."
Risa said before playfully kissing Rian's "sword" and moving away.
"Yeah. Be sure to come by~"
Mio said before playfully licking Rian's sack and moving away.
"Don't worry, Hero, I will join your harem plan."
Kyouko vowed before moving away, and dragging a unmoving Run away with her.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
Run yelled out.
[Crash!!]
Mikan landed in Rian's lap, accidently dodging his "weapon."
[Crash]
Lala landed on Rian's right leg.
[Crash]
Nana landed landed on Rian's face…chest-first.
[Crash]
Haruna landed on Rian's left leg.
"~Aaahh…don't worry, brother, I know this is Momo's doing."
Red Mikan knew this entire bathouse scene was because of Momo.
"Aaaah~! W-Wow! Momo really gathered every one here."
Red Lala said while scanning around.
"~Aah! W-why did I have to land chest-first? Even though I grew…I still haven't reached a unrealisic level!!!!!!!!! Aaah~!"
Red Nana loudly roared before moaning.
"~Aaaah!"
Red Haruna moaned against her will.
The blue light that dropped more than a dozon girls on Rian had finally vanished. However…one girl still had yet to reveal herself.
"Hmmmm…"
Mea hummed while looking around for Momo.
However, she didn't have to look for long, as Momo suddenly revealed herself by talking.
"That was great! Fantastic! Amazing! This should surely get a more added to the harem!"
"…"
Everyone looked towards the naked third princess of Deviluke who was in tub with Celine.
Momo didn't seem to care about their looks…she just continued to write in a notebook with a pen in her hand, hearts in her eyes, and saliva dripping from her mouth.
"Kyouko, I like what you said earlier. Would you like to join the harem plan?"
"Of course!!!!!"
Kyouko said without a moment of hesitation.
"Fantasic!!"
Even though no one could see what Momo was writing, they could still see that her hand made a check marking motion.
"What about you, Aya? You moaned pretty loudly back there. I even have a filed record of you giving Rian chocolate on valentine's day."
"…Sure."
Aya bashfully said with a red face while looking away from everyone who stared at her for her answer.
"To think Rian could capture so many girls hearts. No wonder I love him so much."
Momo did another check mark motion.
"Mikado-sensei…what about you? The way you purposely pressed your breasts against Rian's face was simply…outstanding!!"
"Alright. I might as well join before I lose my spot."
The teasing school doctor said. She obviously wouldn't lose her spot.
"Great choice!!!"
Momo cheered before making another checking motion.
[Pat] [Pat] [Pat]
Rian patted the floor.
"I'm sorry! I got comfortable."
Haruna said before getting up and off of Rian.
"…"
Lala, Mikan, and Nana got off Rian as well. They realized they had indeed got comfortable on Rian's body.
"…"
Once freed, Rian stood up from the floor.
"Rian, are you ok?"
Nana asked while staring at Rian.
"…"
Rian didn't respond. He took half a step forward before a unheathy amount of blood forcefully shot out from his nose.
[Spurrrrrrr!!]
Completely Random Conversation Between a King and his wife:
King: If we suddenly decided to build a machine that allowed us to go to a different universe or dimension...how long would that take?
Wife: Uh...maybe a few days!
King: ...Let's build it.
Wife: Ok!! Let's get started now!!!